10 Ways to Annoy Esme Cullen
10. Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.
9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when Ты want to have them, what genders Ты want them to be, etc.
8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?
7. Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as “Nurse. Naughty” in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him “Doctor. Dreamy”
6. Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher или pedophile.
5. Take a chunk of her hair, put it in a blender with молоко and hand back the final product, claiming it’s a карамель milkshake.
4. Tell her what the nurses at the hospital really think of Carlisle – then smudge lipstick on Carlisle’s рубашка воротник and spray him with perfume. Laugh loudly when Esme notices, and videotape the reaction.
3. Ask if she likes Carlisle’s cute little English accent. When she says she loves everything about Carlisle, call her an “uncultured swine” and storm off.
2. Inquire as to how she jumped off a cliff and survived. When she can’t answer, ask if she is secretly Batman.
And the Number One way to annoy Esme Cullen?
1. Anonymously send her a package of baby clothing in the mail.
10. Let it slip what Carlisle really does during his night shifts at the hospital, with all of the pretty nurses.
9. Tell her all about the names of your future children, when Ты want to have them, what genders Ты want them to be, etc.
8. Ask her if her hair looks like caramel, does it taste like caramel?
7. Politely ask if Carlisle asks her to dress up as “Nurse. Naughty” in the bedroom and if he demands she calls him “Doctor. Dreamy”
6. Tell her that Carlisle is much too old for her, and that he is clearly a cradle-snatcher или pedophile.
5. Take a chunk of her hair, put it in a blender with молоко and hand back the final product, claiming it’s a карамель milkshake.
4. Tell her what the nurses at the hospital really think of Carlisle – then smudge lipstick on Carlisle’s рубашка воротник and spray him with perfume. Laugh loudly when Esme notices, and videotape the reaction.
3. Ask if she likes Carlisle’s cute little English accent. When she says she loves everything about Carlisle, call her an “uncultured swine” and storm off.
2. Inquire as to how she jumped off a cliff and survived. When she can’t answer, ask if she is secretly Batman.
And the Number One way to annoy Esme Cullen?
1. Anonymously send her a package of baby clothing in the mail.
Bella and Jacob
as it seems to be best Друзья with feelings Jacob's сердце beats for Bella and yet after all she put him through it can steel be beating for that girl that will one день have the vampire's eyes and have to keep up with lies to keep herself a secret to stay alive, Jacob's сердце wants Bella but he gets Her daughter Renessme and he loves her much еще so for now his сердце only beats a Little for her mother but so much еще for her.
Bella and Edward
Edward can break her and put her back together so easy like the wind moving a leaf on a summers день but steel yet there it stay in the new place. Bella will always Любовь Jacob as a friend and as a son for her daughter will marry him one day. Bella and Edward will always be a perfect couple as there eyes to match there сердце for no beat there gaze to stare forever in each others arms.
as it seems to be best Друзья with feelings Jacob's сердце beats for Bella and yet after all she put him through it can steel be beating for that girl that will one день have the vampire's eyes and have to keep up with lies to keep herself a secret to stay alive, Jacob's сердце wants Bella but he gets Her daughter Renessme and he loves her much еще so for now his сердце only beats a Little for her mother but so much еще for her.
Bella and Edward
Edward can break her and put her back together so easy like the wind moving a leaf on a summers день but steel yet there it stay in the new place. Bella will always Любовь Jacob as a friend and as a son for her daughter will marry him one day. Bella and Edward will always be a perfect couple as there eyes to match there сердце for no beat there gaze to stare forever in each others arms.
Selena Gomez: "He is a very very nice gentleman."
Kristen Stewart: "I Любовь that kid. I would do anything for him. I would kill for him, literally.
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Ashley Greene: "I really really adore Rob and Edward's awesome, but I'm Team Jacob. Is just... Ты gotta Любовь Taylor, he plays an amazing Jacob, so... my сердце belongs to him. Hahaha."
Taylor Swift: "Aw, Tay-Tay. Well, see, I don't know Rob Pattinson, so I would just by default, I'd be on Team Tay."
As we all remember from last year, the cast went on a nationwide Hot Topic tour hitting up malls across the nation. As the film grew in popularity, the cast appearances became unruly as thousands of people waited to catch a glimpse of the brooding Pattinson. So keep in mind, that New Moon is ten times еще Популярное than Twilight was last year, so be prepared and forewarned!
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I smiled at him. He looked at me and smiled his crocked smile. I got dressed fast and when I looked out the window he wasn't there. i looked to my side and there he was. Charlie must have left. "you ready?" he asked me "almost" I сказал(-а) I ran over to my room and got my book bag. "lets go" I said. We got to the school he steel did not say happy birthday. every body was staring at us again not that I can blame them I mean average old me with an Angel. He walked me over to the door were Alice and Jasper were waiting on us. "happy Birthday" they all yelled "thanks guys" we walked in and my Энджел and I had to separate tell lunch "see Ты then" I сказал(-а) then Alice and I were off to class. "I have a surprise for you" she said......
I smiled at him. He looked at me and smiled his crocked smile. I got dressed fast and when I looked out the window he wasn't there. i looked to my side and there he was. Charlie must have left. "you ready?" he asked me "almost" I сказал(-а) I ran over to my room and got my book bag. "lets go" I said. We got to the school he steel did not say happy birthday. every body was staring at us again not that I can blame them I mean average old me with an Angel. He walked me over to the door were Alice and Jasper were waiting on us. "happy Birthday" they all yelled "thanks guys" we walked in and my Энджел and I had to separate tell lunch "see Ты then" I сказал(-а) then Alice and I were off to class. "I have a surprise for you" she said......
And it isn’t a school on how to get over Robert Pattinson, или how to be Robert Pattinson. It is an actual school in the UK! Its a College specializing in Language, Science, Mathematics!
In all seriousness guys, it is a real school. That is their real name. And it has nothing to do with the Twilight Saga’s Robert Pattinson! Just a mere coincidence! And no, Rob does not teach there! Sorry! lol
UPDATE: ROBSessedBlog сказал(-а) that this school used to be the #1 Google Поиск when Ты searched “Robert Pattinson” oh what a difference a год makes! lol
And there Ты have.google it and see for yourself.
NOTE:is not on seventeens page yet.But fun twilight games and give aways.