Me : Oh my god! A fly monkey is about to eat me!
*that awkward cough that someone just has to do*
Me : AHH! You'll never take me alive! NEVER!! *starts running around, while hitting the air*
Jane : *whispers to Alec* Your mate's crazy.
Me : I'm not! Now begone!
Aro : I know this amazing physician that will heal Ты within minutes.
Me : Healed? I don't need to be healed! I need to dance! *starts doing the funky chicken*
Gianna : What is she doing??
Felix : HEY! What are Ты doing!?
*all turns to look as Shannon takes a pencil from his pocket*
Shannon : Nothing.... Distraction Stephanie!
Me : Look at me! Dunna dunna dunna dun... Oh forget it. Give him back his pencil. *sighs*
Shannon : NO WAY! I told Ты I needed this pencil!
Heidi : And Ты need this one, why?
Shannon : Because they told me to bring something fictional to school. And I thought a pencil would do the trick, because it has fangs on it.
Heidi : But Вампиры are real...
Shannon : Well the teacher doesn't know that...
Heidi : Well Ты can't just take his pencil!
Shannon : You're right... That's not good enough. Felix, give me your shoes.
Felix : WHAT?
Shannon : Pencils are lame.
Felix : I won't give Ты my shoe! I'm going to need that!
Shannon : How about I play Ты for it? One game of cards. I win, I get your shoe.... And your shirt. Ты win, I'll let Stephanie set Ты free.
Me : WHAT? I DON'T AGREE TO THIS! NO DEAL!
Felix : Deal.
Me : *whispers* Ты better not lose this.
Shannon : Deal the cards. *hands me the cards*
Jane : OHH NO. I don't trust her. Let me do it.
Me : Nope. I don't trust you. I know Ты want to be free.
Alec : Oh will Ты just let me do it? *takes cards away*
Me : He's touching me *pretends to melt on to the floor*
Shannon : I don't care how MUCH Ты are in Любовь with him. You'll rig it.
Me : I think we should let Alec do it. *looks at him and giggles*
Shannon : When we lose, you'll have to lose Alec forever.
Me : Alec, give me the cards.
Marcus : Will Ты just let me do it?
Shannon : *gasp* Ты talk?!?!
Marcus : Yes. I'm not mute.
Shannon : Seriously, because when Aro...
Aro : Which game?? *chuckles nervously*
Felix : Uh... Blackjack?
Shannon : Bring it on!
*starts playing game*
Felix : Hit me.
Gianna : *slaps Felix across the face*
Felix : What was that for?
Gianna : Ты сказал(-а) hit me...
Felix : *looks at cards* I fold.
Shannon : *peeks and smiles* What did Ты get?
Felix : 20.
Shannon : *flips over and starts dancing* I WIN! YES!
Felix : Dammit. I thought Ты сказал(-а) she had 19!
*everyone looks at Heidi*
Heidi : Hey. I needed a part in this story.
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That probably wasn't even poker... Oh well. Don't feel like researching.
Shannon : But she WILL add me in more, right?
Me : I don't know. Maybe. *laughs evilly*
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*that awkward cough that someone just has to do*
Me : AHH! You'll never take me alive! NEVER!! *starts running around, while hitting the air*
Jane : *whispers to Alec* Your mate's crazy.
Me : I'm not! Now begone!
Aro : I know this amazing physician that will heal Ты within minutes.
Me : Healed? I don't need to be healed! I need to dance! *starts doing the funky chicken*
Gianna : What is she doing??
Felix : HEY! What are Ты doing!?
*all turns to look as Shannon takes a pencil from his pocket*
Shannon : Nothing.... Distraction Stephanie!
Me : Look at me! Dunna dunna dunna dun... Oh forget it. Give him back his pencil. *sighs*
Shannon : NO WAY! I told Ты I needed this pencil!
Heidi : And Ты need this one, why?
Shannon : Because they told me to bring something fictional to school. And I thought a pencil would do the trick, because it has fangs on it.
Heidi : But Вампиры are real...
Shannon : Well the teacher doesn't know that...
Heidi : Well Ты can't just take his pencil!
Shannon : You're right... That's not good enough. Felix, give me your shoes.
Felix : WHAT?
Shannon : Pencils are lame.
Felix : I won't give Ты my shoe! I'm going to need that!
Shannon : How about I play Ты for it? One game of cards. I win, I get your shoe.... And your shirt. Ты win, I'll let Stephanie set Ты free.
Me : WHAT? I DON'T AGREE TO THIS! NO DEAL!
Felix : Deal.
Me : *whispers* Ты better not lose this.
Shannon : Deal the cards. *hands me the cards*
Jane : OHH NO. I don't trust her. Let me do it.
Me : Nope. I don't trust you. I know Ты want to be free.
Alec : Oh will Ты just let me do it? *takes cards away*
Me : He's touching me *pretends to melt on to the floor*
Shannon : I don't care how MUCH Ты are in Любовь with him. You'll rig it.
Me : I think we should let Alec do it. *looks at him and giggles*
Shannon : When we lose, you'll have to lose Alec forever.
Me : Alec, give me the cards.
Marcus : Will Ты just let me do it?
Shannon : *gasp* Ты talk?!?!
Marcus : Yes. I'm not mute.
Shannon : Seriously, because when Aro...
Aro : Which game?? *chuckles nervously*
Felix : Uh... Blackjack?
Shannon : Bring it on!
*starts playing game*
Felix : Hit me.
Gianna : *slaps Felix across the face*
Felix : What was that for?
Gianna : Ты сказал(-а) hit me...
Felix : *looks at cards* I fold.
Shannon : *peeks and smiles* What did Ты get?
Felix : 20.
Shannon : *flips over and starts dancing* I WIN! YES!
Felix : Dammit. I thought Ты сказал(-а) she had 19!
*everyone looks at Heidi*
Heidi : Hey. I needed a part in this story.
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That probably wasn't even poker... Oh well. Don't feel like researching.
Shannon : But she WILL add me in more, right?
Me : I don't know. Maybe. *laughs evilly*
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The End of the World Means Save Twilight?
Опубликовано by Twilight_News - 16/09/09 at 11:09 am
The Sony Pictures website has a series of Опросы going on what items should be saved if the world ended in 2012. It’s all part of a PR stunt for their new movie 2012 which, as Ты may have guessed, is one of those end of the world as its premise type of flicks.
Anyway, Twilight already won as the вверх movie that people would preserve. It finished just ahead of Moonwalker and звезда Wars.
Now, the Twilight Saga and The Host are up for contention in the literature category, and need your votes. They are also collecting nominations for music, so Отправить your Избранное artist.
We’re wondering if some Sony executive is banging his/her head against the Стена because the nominees and winners aren’t a landslide of Sony backed productions
Опубликовано by Twilight_News - 16/09/09 at 11:09 am
The Sony Pictures website has a series of Опросы going on what items should be saved if the world ended in 2012. It’s all part of a PR stunt for their new movie 2012 which, as Ты may have guessed, is one of those end of the world as its premise type of flicks.
Anyway, Twilight already won as the вверх movie that people would preserve. It finished just ahead of Moonwalker and звезда Wars.
Now, the Twilight Saga and The Host are up for contention in the literature category, and need your votes. They are also collecting nominations for music, so Отправить your Избранное artist.
We’re wondering if some Sony executive is banging his/her head against the Стена because the nominees and winners aren’t a landslide of Sony backed productions
9: Tell her Aro is coming back for Bella. When she asks Ты why she didn’t see this coming, laugh at her. Run away before she can react.
8: Lock Jasper in a closet for two months. Throw mutt boy in with him so Alice can’t figure out what happened to him. When she asks Ты where he is tell her he is on his honeymoon with Jane. Refuse to tell her where they went.
7: Give all her clothes to charity.
6: Encourage Jacob Black to follow her around. Constantly.
5: Ask her to go shopping with you. Don’t buy anything.
4: Ask her “what’s Jacob doing right now?”.
3: Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming
2: Ask her what Ты will be doing in five минуты every ten minutes.
1: Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.