A Youtube Script:
*episode twenty-one*
*Worms with Water*
Emmett: *nods* fine…now I’m positive I heard Jazz scream…maybe we should check on him.
Bella: Me too…*snickers* Sorry Al, but his scream kinda sounded like a girl.
Alice: I noticed that…I wonder why?
Edward: *rolls eyes* Sure.
Alice: Oh, Edward! Get over it…you’re going to be a dad!
Bella: *not very happy* Uh, yeah…lighten up, Edward.
Edward: *mumbling* Sure.
Alice: *rolls eyes* Ignore him, Bells, he’s just a boy.
Bella: Sure.
~With Jasper~
Emmett: *runs in* *sees him in the hot tub* Dude, what the crap?
Jasper: *stuttering* W-w-w-worms!
Emmett: *laughs* Worms? *walks over to the hot tub* *screams like a girl*
Jasper: *stuttering* T-t-told you!
Emmett: *girlie voice* HELP!
~With Rosalie, Alice, and Bella~
Rosalie: Dude…I think that was Emmy.
Alice: And Jazz…we better Переместить it up, girlie’s.
Rosalie: Yeah…let’s get going.
Bella: Yup.
~All the kids walk into Emmett&Jasper’s screaming*
Alice: What’s wrong?
Emmett: *scared* WORMS! INFESTED WITH WORMS!
Bella: *confused* what are Ты talking about, Emmett?
Rosalie: Oops?
Emmett: What did Ты do, Rosalie?
Rosalie: I had some help…
Emmett: What did Ты do to the room?
Rosalie: Ah…I was sort of mad so I sorta kinda had….Alice and Bella trash it.
Alice&Bella: What?!?
Emmett: *in shock* Ты did it?
Alice: No…well yes…but it was Rose’s idea and Bella had nothing to do with it!
Emmett: *turns to Rosalie* ROSALIE!?!
Rosalie: *starts crying* Yeah, it was my fault…I was mad…and angry and Ты were all hopped up on Brownie Любовь and wasn’t paying any attention to me.
Jasper: *still scared of the worms* Ты DID THIS?!?
Rosalie: I’m sorry. *still crying/runs upstairs*
Emmett: *mad at himself* Crap…I hate it when she does this!
Jasper: Let her alone. She deserves to be in pain.
Emmett: NO SHE DOESN’T; I DO!
Jasper: *gets out of hot-tub* whatever.
Emmett: I’ll be back. I have to fix this. *leaves*
==Bella’s Phone Vibrates==
R- I luv u guyz.
B- TNX, but y r u telling me…I no u luv me.
R- I’m running away.
B- Rose, plz don’t.
R- I have 2. Every1 hates me. Luv u-tell Ali.
B- U can’t leave, rose…u made me get pregnant!
R- And I’m srry. I luv u…bye.
B- …
*Bella’s P.O.V*
No reply.
Why wasn’t she replying?!?
She really left!
No…
*done thinking*
Bella: *getting ready to cry* Ali, can I talk to you?
Alice: Sure. *to Jasper & Edward* Guys, Bella and I are going to talk. We’ll be back.
Edward: K. See Ты later.
~With Bella and Alice~
Alice: So, what did Ты wanna talk about?
Bella: *starts crying* *hands phone w/ message from Rose* Read it.
Alice: *reads it* NO! NO! NO!
Bella: We have to get her back here!
Alice: Let’s roll.
Bella: *takes cell back and looks for pocket* Ugh, I don’t have a pocket…lemme’ change…
Alice: We don’t have time…she could be in Florida by now!
Bella: *sighs* fine.
==they leave==
Edward: *walks over to Bella’s phone* Hmmm…who was she texting?
Jasper: *walks out* what are Ты doing?
Edward: *going through Bella’s stuff on her cell* Yo, check this out.
Jasper: Check what out? *walks over to him* OH MY GOD! Go back…to Bella’s one to Rosalie.
Edward: Ok…*goes back to that one and reads out loud* U can’t leave, rose…u made me get pregnant!
Jasper: Oh my god...then she must’ve gotten Alice pregnant.
Edward: *pacing* I can’t take this…this is not happening...this isn’t good. I have to get out of here!
Jasper: So do I! But we have to get Emmett before he gets to Rosalie.
Edward: Yeah, let’s go.
~END! ~
*thanks for reading; I created this and I’m mad at Edward! Help!*
*episode twenty-one*
*Worms with Water*
Emmett: *nods* fine…now I’m positive I heard Jazz scream…maybe we should check on him.
Bella: Me too…*snickers* Sorry Al, but his scream kinda sounded like a girl.
Alice: I noticed that…I wonder why?
Edward: *rolls eyes* Sure.
Alice: Oh, Edward! Get over it…you’re going to be a dad!
Bella: *not very happy* Uh, yeah…lighten up, Edward.
Edward: *mumbling* Sure.
Alice: *rolls eyes* Ignore him, Bells, he’s just a boy.
Bella: Sure.
~With Jasper~
Emmett: *runs in* *sees him in the hot tub* Dude, what the crap?
Jasper: *stuttering* W-w-w-worms!
Emmett: *laughs* Worms? *walks over to the hot tub* *screams like a girl*
Jasper: *stuttering* T-t-told you!
Emmett: *girlie voice* HELP!
~With Rosalie, Alice, and Bella~
Rosalie: Dude…I think that was Emmy.
Alice: And Jazz…we better Переместить it up, girlie’s.
Rosalie: Yeah…let’s get going.
Bella: Yup.
~All the kids walk into Emmett&Jasper’s screaming*
Alice: What’s wrong?
Emmett: *scared* WORMS! INFESTED WITH WORMS!
Bella: *confused* what are Ты talking about, Emmett?
Rosalie: Oops?
Emmett: What did Ты do, Rosalie?
Rosalie: I had some help…
Emmett: What did Ты do to the room?
Rosalie: Ah…I was sort of mad so I sorta kinda had….Alice and Bella trash it.
Alice&Bella: What?!?
Emmett: *in shock* Ты did it?
Alice: No…well yes…but it was Rose’s idea and Bella had nothing to do with it!
Emmett: *turns to Rosalie* ROSALIE!?!
Rosalie: *starts crying* Yeah, it was my fault…I was mad…and angry and Ты were all hopped up on Brownie Любовь and wasn’t paying any attention to me.
Jasper: *still scared of the worms* Ты DID THIS?!?
Rosalie: I’m sorry. *still crying/runs upstairs*
Emmett: *mad at himself* Crap…I hate it when she does this!
Jasper: Let her alone. She deserves to be in pain.
Emmett: NO SHE DOESN’T; I DO!
Jasper: *gets out of hot-tub* whatever.
Emmett: I’ll be back. I have to fix this. *leaves*
==Bella’s Phone Vibrates==
R- I luv u guyz.
B- TNX, but y r u telling me…I no u luv me.
R- I’m running away.
B- Rose, plz don’t.
R- I have 2. Every1 hates me. Luv u-tell Ali.
B- U can’t leave, rose…u made me get pregnant!
R- And I’m srry. I luv u…bye.
B- …
*Bella’s P.O.V*
No reply.
Why wasn’t she replying?!?
She really left!
No…
*done thinking*
Bella: *getting ready to cry* Ali, can I talk to you?
Alice: Sure. *to Jasper & Edward* Guys, Bella and I are going to talk. We’ll be back.
Edward: K. See Ты later.
~With Bella and Alice~
Alice: So, what did Ты wanna talk about?
Bella: *starts crying* *hands phone w/ message from Rose* Read it.
Alice: *reads it* NO! NO! NO!
Bella: We have to get her back here!
Alice: Let’s roll.
Bella: *takes cell back and looks for pocket* Ugh, I don’t have a pocket…lemme’ change…
Alice: We don’t have time…she could be in Florida by now!
Bella: *sighs* fine.
==they leave==
Edward: *walks over to Bella’s phone* Hmmm…who was she texting?
Jasper: *walks out* what are Ты doing?
Edward: *going through Bella’s stuff on her cell* Yo, check this out.
Jasper: Check what out? *walks over to him* OH MY GOD! Go back…to Bella’s one to Rosalie.
Edward: Ok…*goes back to that one and reads out loud* U can’t leave, rose…u made me get pregnant!
Jasper: Oh my god...then she must’ve gotten Alice pregnant.
Edward: *pacing* I can’t take this…this is not happening...this isn’t good. I have to get out of here!
Jasper: So do I! But we have to get Emmett before he gets to Rosalie.
Edward: Yeah, let’s go.
~END! ~
*thanks for reading; I created this and I’m mad at Edward! Help!*
10 Ways to Annoy Rosalie Hale:
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie сказал(-а) Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell Ты did it, say that she reminds Ты of Roxanne.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie сказал(-а) Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell Ты did it, say that she reminds Ты of Roxanne.
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Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
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Summary: Edward was investigating the perfect murder. Part of his job was to protect the only witness's identity from the murderer. But can he control his feelings for her, and can he handle the secrets she hides? AH/AU;E/B
If Ты like this one, make sure to check out the other stories listed on my profile! Thanks, and I hope Ты enjoy it!
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With Eclipse on the horizon it would be fun to share our Избранное Eclipse quotes. Цитаты should be left as Комментарии and with a page number so we can all see them in context. So what is your Избранное line in Eclipse?
I Любовь it on page 58 when Bella is recalling watching Edward and Alice play chess: "Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. They'd sat there nearly motionless, staring at the board, while Alice foresaw the moves he would make and he picked the moves she would make in return out of her head. They played most of the game in their minds; I think they'd each moved two pawns when Alice suddenly flicked her king over and surrendered. It took all of three minutes."
I Любовь it on page 58 when Bella is recalling watching Edward and Alice play chess: "Edward and Alice playing chess was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen. They'd sat there nearly motionless, staring at the board, while Alice foresaw the moves he would make and he picked the moves she would make in return out of her head. They played most of the game in their minds; I think they'd each moved two pawns when Alice suddenly flicked her king over and surrendered. It took all of three minutes."
