Chapter Eleven:
Lexy’s P.O.V:
“Woo…I thought it was one of those ‘Awkward-Silence-Scenes’!” She сказал(-а) and I started laughing.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP
My microwave sounded. I smiled hard and opened the microwave. The масло, сливочное масло was melted perfectly and the aroma smelled nice through my colorful family room. Renesmee looked at the green and blue bowl in my hands. I laughed, “Want some?” “Please?” I smiled and grabbed a plastic cup with Yogi медведь on it. I poured half of the масло, сливочное масло into Yogi then grabbed a Tweety Bird cup and poured the rest of the melted Trans fat into that cup. I handed Renesmee a cup and sat down Далее to her. Mom started the movie again.
I reached for the масло, сливочное масло bowl and handed it to Nessie. She smiled and poured some попкорн in and then some butter. It made it look like someone “milky delicious buttery” peed on the snack. I figured I started drooling; so I got a big bowl that was silver and poured some of my попкорн into that. I poured most of the масло, сливочное масло into the bowl and spun my hand around the bowl.
After Lola L. Lake was FINALLY over. Mom сказал(-а) since Nessie picked that one it was my turn. I looked through some of the Фильмы we brought up then looked at some of my movies.
I selected a few of my favorites: Paranormal Activity, Paranormal Activity 2, Valentine’s Day, Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging, and the Runaways.
I finally settled on Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging. Mom slid the disc in and we started watching it. After It was over-it was 1:05 a.m. I was still wired from drinking 2 Mello-Yello sodas, 1 Mountain Dew-with real sugar, and eating XXXXL sized popcorn. So we decided to watch another movie. Alice and Rosalie insisted Mom pick out the Далее movie. Mom had brought up 3 Фильмы too: Romeo & Juliet (19th version), Forrest Gump, and the Notebook.
She ended up picking out the 19th version of Romeo and Juliet. This was fine because, I hadn’t watched this one yet. It still had the plastic заворачивать, обертывание over it. Mom had went with Rose in theaters to see it and loved it. We had all the versions. Renesmee decided to start a conversation about Mom’s obsession.
‘Is this healthy?’ she snickered; this was the first time I heard someone snicker in my head.
‘I think so…if it wasn’t dad would’ve killed it.’
‘I guess your right.’
‘I am…thanks!’
‘Sissy is your phone on?’ she asked.
‘No…why?’
‘Just wondering…we could’ve texted.’
‘The Фильмы going to start.’ I said.
‘I guess your right…wanna have a sleepover?’
‘Sure…Which room?’
‘Yours. I’m already comfy…but I need to get some things.’
‘Ok…we’ll watch this movie.’
‘KK can’t wait!!!’
Unsurprisingly Romeo and Juliet was actually pretty good. Alice was about to put in Degrassi but I said, “Can we continue this tomorrow?” I asked. Mom smiled, “Certainly, but why?” “Renny and I are gonna spend time together.” Mom smiled harder; she loves whenever we spend time together.
They all left as they promised it would continue tomorrow. I ushered them out and shut the door.
“Lock it.” Renesmee insisted. I locked the door-two times. And turned around and smiled. “You сказал(-а) Ты needed something?” “Nup. I’ll have Jake drop it off by your window.” “Yay…so what are we gonna do?” “Truth или Dare?” I shook my head and put a hand on my belly. “I’m pregnant. Can’t do the dare part.” She rolled her eyes and laid a hand on my belly; then she started talking to it, “You’re gonna be hard on your momma for NINE WHOLE MONTHS!” I laughed and pulled out my book based on the TV show, ‘Pushing Daises’. I flipped through it and gave up not finding anything interesting. I turned on my laptop and got open Renesmee’s email system. She stalked over and typed in her email address and Пароль (btw, it’s ************* [nessieandjake]). утиль, барахло, мусор Mail…Junk Mail…Junk Mail…Jun-whoa…that’s an email from Mallory.
Hey, it’s Mal. I was wondering when it would work for me to come over. I was thinking I could come for a week? I also sent a letter to Lex. So…cya!
Mallory.
“DUDE!” I screeched. Renesmee’s face lit up and we сказал(-а) in unison… “SHE’S COMING SHE’S COMING! SHE’S COMING! SHE’S COMING!” I looked up at the screen again. “The rest is утиль, барахло, мусор mail! или some chain letter from Rose. Can I check m-“ I was cut off by the sound of Jacob coming through my window. “GIRLS!” he yelled. “I have your crap, Renny.” Renesmee got off my постель, кровати and went over to Jacob. “Thanks, baby. Can Ты leave now?” He looked over at me and put a finger up. “Hang on.” He walked over to me and hugged me. “Now I can…I had to give my sister a hug!” Renesmee rolled her eyes and came over with her stuff.
She had: Her laptop, her brush, her ipod, a pack of арбуз gum, and her wallet. She would use my clothes and she had a toothbrush in my room. Also, Jacob had brought me a bottle of blood-he’d gotten it from either Dad или Carlisle.
“Can I use your laptop?” I asked. She nodded and handed me the yellow laptop. I turned it on and got on my email page.
Junk, junk, junk, chain, chain, Mallory…
Hey, Lex! It’s Mall-I was thinking coming for a little while to visit. I’m so dead bored in my neck of the woods-get it?-anyways…whenever…
Also sent a letter to Renny.
Mally.
‘You make me feel like I’m living a Teenage Dream the way Ты turn me on; I can’t sleep-so don’t ever look back…don’t ever look back…’
I looked at the screen; it said: Joseph.
Joseph was my gay hairstylist. He must’ve gotten my ‘sleek sexy serious’ product in.
I answered. “Yo.” “Hey Baby!” he replied. “I have your product…so whenever Ты want to pick it up-that’s fine.” “Thanks, Joe! Oh yeah…I have something to tell you.” “Shoot baby!” “I’m…pregnant!” He sounded shocked, “Congrats! So, will I have a little one to meet soon?” “Yeah…Can’t wait…oh…sorry Josie. I hafta go!” “K, baby. Talk to Ты later?” “Sure.”
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Lexy’s P.O.V:
“Woo…I thought it was one of those ‘Awkward-Silence-Scenes’!” She сказал(-а) and I started laughing.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP
My microwave sounded. I smiled hard and opened the microwave. The масло, сливочное масло was melted perfectly and the aroma smelled nice through my colorful family room. Renesmee looked at the green and blue bowl in my hands. I laughed, “Want some?” “Please?” I smiled and grabbed a plastic cup with Yogi медведь on it. I poured half of the масло, сливочное масло into Yogi then grabbed a Tweety Bird cup and poured the rest of the melted Trans fat into that cup. I handed Renesmee a cup and sat down Далее to her. Mom started the movie again.
I reached for the масло, сливочное масло bowl and handed it to Nessie. She smiled and poured some попкорн in and then some butter. It made it look like someone “milky delicious buttery” peed on the snack. I figured I started drooling; so I got a big bowl that was silver and poured some of my попкорн into that. I poured most of the масло, сливочное масло into the bowl and spun my hand around the bowl.
After Lola L. Lake was FINALLY over. Mom сказал(-а) since Nessie picked that one it was my turn. I looked through some of the Фильмы we brought up then looked at some of my movies.
I selected a few of my favorites: Paranormal Activity, Paranormal Activity 2, Valentine’s Day, Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging, and the Runaways.
I finally settled on Angus, Thongs, and Perfect Snogging. Mom slid the disc in and we started watching it. After It was over-it was 1:05 a.m. I was still wired from drinking 2 Mello-Yello sodas, 1 Mountain Dew-with real sugar, and eating XXXXL sized popcorn. So we decided to watch another movie. Alice and Rosalie insisted Mom pick out the Далее movie. Mom had brought up 3 Фильмы too: Romeo & Juliet (19th version), Forrest Gump, and the Notebook.
She ended up picking out the 19th version of Romeo and Juliet. This was fine because, I hadn’t watched this one yet. It still had the plastic заворачивать, обертывание over it. Mom had went with Rose in theaters to see it and loved it. We had all the versions. Renesmee decided to start a conversation about Mom’s obsession.
‘Is this healthy?’ she snickered; this was the first time I heard someone snicker in my head.
‘I think so…if it wasn’t dad would’ve killed it.’
‘I guess your right.’
‘I am…thanks!’
‘Sissy is your phone on?’ she asked.
‘No…why?’
‘Just wondering…we could’ve texted.’
‘The Фильмы going to start.’ I said.
‘I guess your right…wanna have a sleepover?’
‘Sure…Which room?’
‘Yours. I’m already comfy…but I need to get some things.’
‘Ok…we’ll watch this movie.’
‘KK can’t wait!!!’
Unsurprisingly Romeo and Juliet was actually pretty good. Alice was about to put in Degrassi but I said, “Can we continue this tomorrow?” I asked. Mom smiled, “Certainly, but why?” “Renny and I are gonna spend time together.” Mom smiled harder; she loves whenever we spend time together.
They all left as they promised it would continue tomorrow. I ushered them out and shut the door.
“Lock it.” Renesmee insisted. I locked the door-two times. And turned around and smiled. “You сказал(-а) Ты needed something?” “Nup. I’ll have Jake drop it off by your window.” “Yay…so what are we gonna do?” “Truth или Dare?” I shook my head and put a hand on my belly. “I’m pregnant. Can’t do the dare part.” She rolled her eyes and laid a hand on my belly; then she started talking to it, “You’re gonna be hard on your momma for NINE WHOLE MONTHS!” I laughed and pulled out my book based on the TV show, ‘Pushing Daises’. I flipped through it and gave up not finding anything interesting. I turned on my laptop and got open Renesmee’s email system. She stalked over and typed in her email address and Пароль (btw, it’s ************* [nessieandjake]). утиль, барахло, мусор Mail…Junk Mail…Junk Mail…Jun-whoa…that’s an email from Mallory.
Hey, it’s Mal. I was wondering when it would work for me to come over. I was thinking I could come for a week? I also sent a letter to Lex. So…cya!
Mallory.
“DUDE!” I screeched. Renesmee’s face lit up and we сказал(-а) in unison… “SHE’S COMING SHE’S COMING! SHE’S COMING! SHE’S COMING!” I looked up at the screen again. “The rest is утиль, барахло, мусор mail! или some chain letter from Rose. Can I check m-“ I was cut off by the sound of Jacob coming through my window. “GIRLS!” he yelled. “I have your crap, Renny.” Renesmee got off my постель, кровати and went over to Jacob. “Thanks, baby. Can Ты leave now?” He looked over at me and put a finger up. “Hang on.” He walked over to me and hugged me. “Now I can…I had to give my sister a hug!” Renesmee rolled her eyes and came over with her stuff.
She had: Her laptop, her brush, her ipod, a pack of арбуз gum, and her wallet. She would use my clothes and she had a toothbrush in my room. Also, Jacob had brought me a bottle of blood-he’d gotten it from either Dad или Carlisle.
“Can I use your laptop?” I asked. She nodded and handed me the yellow laptop. I turned it on and got on my email page.
Junk, junk, junk, chain, chain, Mallory…
Hey, Lex! It’s Mall-I was thinking coming for a little while to visit. I’m so dead bored in my neck of the woods-get it?-anyways…whenever…
Also sent a letter to Renny.
Mally.
‘You make me feel like I’m living a Teenage Dream the way Ты turn me on; I can’t sleep-so don’t ever look back…don’t ever look back…’
I looked at the screen; it said: Joseph.
Joseph was my gay hairstylist. He must’ve gotten my ‘sleek sexy serious’ product in.
I answered. “Yo.” “Hey Baby!” he replied. “I have your product…so whenever Ты want to pick it up-that’s fine.” “Thanks, Joe! Oh yeah…I have something to tell you.” “Shoot baby!” “I’m…pregnant!” He sounded shocked, “Congrats! So, will I have a little one to meet soon?” “Yeah…Can’t wait…oh…sorry Josie. I hafta go!” “K, baby. Talk to Ты later?” “Sure.”
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[FOUR]
I jumped up and whipped out my gun, aimed it for Haus' chest and fired twice. Haus went down in a second.
"Let's go!" I сказал(-а) and Rick jumped into the room, brandishing his knives.
Tabra grabbed his arm, twisted it around and snapped it. Clean break, sounded like, if not, good! He deserved the suffering. Rick went down on one knee, and I shot at him, the bullet entered his skull. He's a goner.
A chick walked in then, carrying a whip and slung it at Tabra. It wrapped around his neck and she started to pull.
"Let him go!" I shouted and shot at her, she got hit in the leg.
"You bitch!" She said, released Tabra and slashed her whip at me.
It knocked the gun out of my hand.
"Let's do this," She dropped her whip and walked towards me.
"First class whore!" I spat and she gasped.
"I'll kill Ты for that."
Uh-oh!
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[FOUR]
I jumped up and whipped out my gun, aimed it for Haus' chest and fired twice. Haus went down in a second.
"Let's go!" I сказал(-а) and Rick jumped into the room, brandishing his knives.
Tabra grabbed his arm, twisted it around and snapped it. Clean break, sounded like, if not, good! He deserved the suffering. Rick went down on one knee, and I shot at him, the bullet entered his skull. He's a goner.
A chick walked in then, carrying a whip and slung it at Tabra. It wrapped around his neck and she started to pull.
"Let him go!" I shouted and shot at her, she got hit in the leg.
"You bitch!" She said, released Tabra and slashed her whip at me.
It knocked the gun out of my hand.
"Let's do this," She dropped her whip and walked towards me.
"First class whore!" I spat and she gasped.
"I'll kill Ты for that."
Uh-oh!
