Edward & Bella

1. Tell him that Bella really is dead.
2. Lock him in a room with Jacob.
3. Beat Edward at chess
4. Tell him that Bella ran off with Jacob.
5. Replace all his CD's with techno music.
6. Tell him that he's sparkly.
7. Do not serenade him.
8. Push him in the sunlight.
9. Kill an animal in front of him
10. Tell Edward that there are thousands of posers on Myspace pretending to be him.
11. Tell him that he smells good.
12. Ask him to eat something.
13. Ask him if he got contacts.
14. Beg him to do your homework for him.
15. Ask him to bite you.
16. Ask him if Ты "dazzle him."
17. Tell him that Ты Любовь him.
18....

yea i made the Название to be something a little less opinionated, and еще open to other peoples opinon. so if Ты agree, say why, and if not, give some examples of her good side! all i did was her bad side cuz thats my opinion. :)

These are from the first chapter of Eclipse.

pg. 14-Charlie to Bella"You're hurting Jake's feelings, avoiding him like this."
response: HOLY CRAP listen to your father Bella!!! Ты have got a serious problem, and Ты are hurting poor Jake in the process! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!? GET..A..LIFE, and leave Jacob out of it

pg. 17-in Bella's mind"I wrenched the door out...

As Seattle is ravaged by a string of mysterious killings and a malicious vampire continues her quest for revenge, Bella once again finds herself surrounded by danger. In the midst of it all, she is forced to choose between her Любовь for Edward and her friendship with Jacob—knowing that her decision has the potential to ignite the ageless struggle between vampire and werewolf. With her graduation quickly approaching, Bella has one еще decision to make: life или death. But which is which?

Yes, yes, here it is…the long awaited third book in the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. It’s been...

I got this from Stephenie Meyer's website...I didnt write this myself!
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**A note: I don't pull any punches here, so if Ты haven't read New Moon and Ты don't want to be spoiled, don't read this.**

Writing a sequel is a very different experience than Письмо a story. It was for me, at least.

If you've read the link, then Ты know that I didn't set out to write a novel или begin a career as an author. I was just Письмо down a story for my personal enjoyment, letting it grow as it would and lead where...

I woke to a loud noise. I jumped into a sitting position to find Rosalie standing at the door. She was glaring at me, Показ her teeth and growling. I gasped and curled back in fear. Emmet came through the door behind her, grabbing her hands and wrapping them around her torso, like he was putting her in a straight jacket. A moment later, the rest of them appeared.
"Calm down, Rosalie," Carlisle soothed her. She whipped her head around to look at him.
"Calm down?" she asked in disbelief. "I'm going to be stuck with her for the rest of eternity, and Ты want me to calm down ?!" she wailed. This...

It was odd, but I became very depressed as I watched the green alien forests of Forks go by. The green moss that covered everything, the rain that pored down on the windshield as we drove. It was hard to believe that I used to despise this place. It felt like Главная now. I was already feeling homesick. But I was excited. Everything was gone. I had told Renee in an E-mail, called Angela and Jessica and even Mike. They were all as suprised as Charlie, seeing as how I hadn't graduated yet. I worried about Charlie again. I remembered back to a few moments назад when I had сказал(-а) goodbye to my father...

life without you
Topaz eyes so soft and sweet

Life without Ты is incomplete.

You left me there in the wood

You сказал(-а) it was for my own damn good.

You swore that Ты loved me with all of your сердце

But then Ты just went and tore it apart.

You might as well have sucked me dry

For thanks to Ты I slowly die.

Who do I turn to, Ты или the dog?

The one who caused или pulled me from fog?

And if by chance Ты one день come back

Do I just leave или cut Ты some slack?

You sent my life spiraling down

My reaction was еще than I simple frown.

My сердце was broken beyond repair

It’s as if Ты didn’t even...

I was expecting the kind of reaction I used to get when I'd say those kinds of things. But she just looked at me. Speculating. Was she actually thinking about it?! My сердце beat faster as I grabbed at the oportunity.
"I could stay with you." I blurted out, and then thought better of it. "Unless Ты wanted space, then I could find somewhere else. If Ты did not want me crowding you." I was so happy that I might get what I had dreamt of for so long, I was babbling on.
"What would Ты tell Charlie, Bella?" She сказал(-а) as though she could not believe I hadn't thought of that already.
I looked down,...

Chapter Seven (what will embry do?)

I gulped and nodded. She knew what she was doing. Didn’t she? She smiled then jerked вперед on the bike, leaving me behind. I followed her quickly.
“Crap!” She yelled just before we got half way down the dust road. She screamed to a stop. I stopped just behind her.
“What is it?” I asked scanning her face.
“It’s those bloody ‘protectors’.” Her face was stony. “I was riding down here last week, and they told me to ‘pack it in или they’d stop me’.” She imitated Sam Uley’s voice. “They’re so weird. Sam Uley I think it was....

This Chapter is for Holly_Twilight. Thanksz!



As we pulled up at the Denali covens house Jacob helped me out of the car and then carried me in the house.
“Nessie, Bella, Alice, Rose, Esme;” Kate called as she came running out of the house “guess what, Garret proposed!” she squealed as she skidded to a stop besides Jacob and me.
“Sorry Jacob, but I’m going to be needing all the girls for the time being,” she giggled, “Oh Ness, I knew Ты would be bad but Ты look awful honey!” she сказал(-а) sympathetically.
“Kate, I think I want to stay with Jacob, if that ok with you. But congratulations...

Chapter Six (is anyone Чтение this, if so please Комментарий cos I might stop Письмо cos theres no point)


She came bombing around the corner; astride an old mud splattered black dirt bike. Her short spiky black hair was tousled by the wind, her dark brown eyes showed no hint of fear as she came round the corner and saw that she would collide with us. She only smiled Показ off her almost perfect white teeth. Seth swerved out the way, narrowly missing a дерево but I stood my ground. It wasn’t like I would be the one to die. Волколаки healed too quickly.
I actually didn’t think she would...

Chapter three (hope Ты all like it)

“Oh hi Embry.” The beautiful vampire Bella сказал(-а) in her sickly sweet voice. “Sorry to bother Ты but have Ты seen Jake anywhere?” She looked dead worried. I chuckled at the joke.
“Nope, sorry. Why don’t Ты go to Billy’s?” I leant on the door frame.
“I did. Billy сказал(-а) he’d gone out somewhere.” She sighed “Maybe he’s just mad at me at the moment and ignoring me on purpose.” She looked upset.
I felt really awkward. “Do Ты want to come in? Maybe I can help.” I doubted that I could.
I showed her to the living room, and she...

Enough With The Robert Pattinson-'Spider-Man' Rumors!

Опубликовано 1/14/10 2:00 pm ET by Terri Schwartz in Movie News, Movies, Twilight Forever!


About nine months ago, Reelz Channel and some other Популярное film websites ran an Статья declaring Robert Pattinson would be replacing Tobey Maguire in the red and blue tights in "Spider-Man 4," quoting then director Sam Raimi as saying, "Robert is the future of the franchise." It was soon revealed that the April 1 post was nothing but a joke — a cruel joke — but in light of Последнее events, it can be assumed Reelz and the other sites are kicking themselves...

By Bob Minzesheimer and Anthony DeBarros, USA TODAY

Led by Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series, Вампиры devoured USA TODAY's Best-Selling Книги Список in 2009.

For the секунда год in a row, Meyer swept the вверх four spots. No other Автор — not even J. K. Rowling— has done that in the list's 16-year history.

Meyer's coattails pulled 16 other vampire titles onto the Список of the year's 100 most Популярное books.

"Meyer had an Невероятное impact," says Michael Norris, Книги analyst for Simba Information, a market-research firm. He wonders what publishers will do when what he calls " 'the vampire industrial...

Stephenie Meyer Addresses Breaking Dawn Rumors
By Twilight_News | 12 January 2010

This was just Опубликовано on Stephenie Meyer’s personal website:

"Just a quick note on the subject of the Breaking Dawn film: there is no drama over whether the book should be one movie или two. My personal feeling is that it would be very difficult to cram the whole story into one movie (as I’ve сказал(-а) in many interviews Назад to this), but if a great way of doing that surfaces, I’m all for it. Two или one, whichever way fits the story best is fine by me, and everyone I’ve spoken with at Summit seems to feel...

Auditions for 'Twilight' film are scams, says Portland casting agent Lana Veenker
By Margie Boule, The Oregonian
January 05, 2010, 12:57AM

The possibility of sharing a set with "Twilight" stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart might lead many a teen into a scammer's arms. All your teenager wanted for Рождество was a part in the Далее "Twilight" movie.

Since the first two films in the "Twilight Saga" series, "Twilight" and "New Moon," have been released and the third, "Eclipse," has been shot, teens all over the world are getting desperate. Their last chance to be the kid sitting in the back...