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Rolling In On A Burning Tire ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

The moon is always full for us
The road is always clear
That's not what Ты want to hear
One is born so one can die
Ты must wait a real long time
That's еще than Ты can bear

And the days will come and go
And the band will march alone
Till the день Ты cast a shadow
And it's nothing like your own

Rolling in on a burning tire
You're gonna set my house on fire
Just to Показать me that Ты were there
Цветы raised up like a snake
Ты will raise to leave me bait
And always, always take

And the days will come and go
And the band will march alone
Till the день Ты cast a shadow
And it's nothing like your own

The moon is always full for us
The road is always clear
That’s not what Ты want to hear
That’s not what Ты want to hear

Slow Life ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I think I know what’s on your mind
A couple words, a great divide
Waiting in the wings, a small respite
Crowding up the foreground from behind

Even though you’re the only one I see
It’s the last catastrophe
Place your bets on chance and apathy

Take anything Ты want, it’s fine
Keep up the slow life for the night
Don’t take it back, I’ll just deny
This constant noise all the time

Even though you’re the only one I see
It’s the last catastrophe
Place your bets on chance and apathy
From the wind in front of me

Even though you’re the only one I see
It’s the last catastrophe
Place your bets on chance and apathy
From the wind in front of me
Even though you’re the only one I see

I Belong To Ты (New Moon Remix) ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

When these pillars get put down
It will be Ты who wears the crown
And I’ll owe everything to you
Oooohh
Oooohh

How much pain has cracked your soul
And how much Любовь would make Ты whole
You’re my guiding lightning strike

I can’t find the words to say
They’re overdue
I’ve traveled half the world to say
I belong to you
Oooohh
Oooohh

And she attacks me like a Leo
When my сердце is трещина, сплит like Rio
And I assure Ты my debts are real

I can’t find the words to say
When I’m confused
I traveled half the world to say
Ты are my muse
Oooohh
Oooohh

Oooohh
I can’t find the words to say
They’re overdue
I’ve traveled half the world to say
I belong to you
Oooohh
Oooohh

Meet Me On The Equinox ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Meet me on the equinox
Meet me half way
When the sun is perched at its highest peak
In the middle of the day

Let me give my Любовь to you
Let me take your hand
And as we walk in the dimming light
Oh, darling understand

That everything, everything ends
That everything, everything ends

Meet me on your best behavior
Meet me at your worst
For there will be no stone unturned
Or bubble left to burst

Let me lay beside you, darling
Let me be your man
And let our bodies intertwine
But always understand

That everything, everything ends
That everything, everything ends
That everything, everything, everything ends

A window,...

Любовь Check Mate: Chapter 5 - The Ugly Truth

posted by emmaliecullen18

Emmett's Pov.

"Ummm...R..Rose I'll ca..catch up with y..you later d..dear." I stuttered.

(Half an час later - Emmett is in the garden)

Oh! Of course fool Ты will see her later :P
but at that time she will be holding a Список of Вопросы for me. What a great excuse Ты made! And Breck... Oh god why did it had to be him, I thought to myself. For the past two years Rose and I are together...and now suddenly I feel that she will go far far away from me. I realized I had been thinking hard for the past half an hour, which was a little too weird for a personality like me. Emmett relax, I told myself.Is...

Любовь Check Mate: Chapter 1

posted by emmaliecullen18

Rose POV.

The story is set after two years of emmett's transformation.

i don't own emmett,rosalie,edward...or anyone else...Stephanie Meyer does :'( ....(waaaawaaaaa)

I knew it...that sick creature had some1 behind him. Royce was not the one who was after my life,it was all planned,those flowers,messages,kisses, OH that fake stupid Любовь .He was not man enough to do that to me. He had done it for something and for someone . I was waiting for edward to come up because i knew he must have read my mind .After my transformation he was the one whom i had leaned on but in a bro -sis way,unlike what...

Go All The Way (Into The Twilight) ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Everyday, everyday, everyday we’re going all the way
Everyday, everyday, everyday we’re going all the way
Going all the way, going all the way

Everyday, everyday, everyday
We’re going all the way
Everyday, everyday, everyday
We’re going all the way
Tonight lightning strikes
Let’s go into twilight

First time I saw you
When we first met
I had the fever
As good as it gets

You let me see
Much in my thighs
It was so smooth
Sparkle and shine and it shined
Oh

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la, la, la
Tonight lightning strikes
Let’s go into twilight

You asked me out on many dates
And took...

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As The Sun Sets: Chapter One: Prisoner.

posted by AsTheSunSets

"When Ты care enough for someone, Ты take the good with the bad. Ты look past the faults and dangers, and get driven by your heart. But somtimes we don't realise, our hearts don't always think rationaly."

- Brianna MB.

Here i was in my grade 9 english class, stuck in the solitude that is school. I looked around the room, trying to find somthing that would spike my interest. Possibly two girls chatting noisely about the latest gossip или maybe, if im lucky, I'll hear two boys recapping another lame action movie. I chuckled to myself.

I tried to drown out the teachings of my english teacher, Mr.Capp....

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Rising Любовь Chapter 7

posted by marvel517639

Here’s chapter 7 enjoyJ
Hala’s Pov
Embry and Natalia came over. I couldn’t get over how beautiful was. Seth and I told him we have sex and he freaked. But I told him that it was a joke. It was so funny. We were watching Edward and Alice playing Mortal Kombat. Mind Reader against Alice who can see the future. It was so much fun watching them. Hope came Главная bring an angel? The Энджел was like twelve a beautiful blonde angel. She walked in and looked at me “Are Ты Hala Call?” I nodded “Yes why are Ты asking?” Everyone was confused. She pointed at me “You will be the one to protect...

Once Secret, Twice Told - Chapter Four:

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

ONCE SECRET, TWICE TOLD
[A New Story From the Автор of HELLO, MY NAME IS: DEATH Series - BuffyFaithfan1]
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Chapter Four: She's Not There
Today was the last день of Jessika’s stay at her actual home. She had everything packed and was ready to go. Well, as ready as she could be without putting up an argument with her father. She didn’t want to go, but she had no choice. N.F.I.H. hadn’t contacted Jessika since four days ago, and now that it was Friday, she was glad to say that she hadn’t heard a word from the creep.
“You ready to go?” Jessika’s dad asked,...

Into The Night: Chapter 2

posted by Rachie25

I looked at Maria. "Three days?" She whispered, angrily. "Its better than nothing!" I exclaimed as we ran through the forest. We found an abandoned campsite nearby. "Victoria would have killed us if we had stayed with her." I continued, remembering the harsh training she had forced us into. "She made us have this life. The Cullens obliterated her. We have rights to be thankful for them." I said. "I know...I just...It was years ago...and I still miss my old life- as a human!" Maria whispered. I nodded. She was my friend back when we were...normal. She was the kindest person I knew. She had a...

Once Secret, Twice Told - Chapter Three:

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

ONCE SECRET, TWICE TOLD
[A New Story From the Автор of HELLO, MY NAME IS: DEATH Series - BuffyFaithfan1]
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Chapter Three: A House is Not a Home
ONE WEEK LATER…
Jessika had packed everything she would need, miscellaneous wise anyways. She wouldn’t pack her clothes until a день или two before they left because what if she needed to wear something she packed away? Then she would have to dig through everything just to find it. Jessika zipped the last bag and put it by the other one by the door. So far she only had two bags. For her clothes she...

The breaking dawn MOVIE (beware spoiler if have not read book)

posted by Jade_West

HELLO EVERY ONE!! This Статья is about the 1st part of breaking dawn the movie, if Ты have NOT read the book then do not read any further.

They have трещина, сплит it into 2 parts the first part is when Edward and Bella get married and when she figures out that she became pregnant.

The секунда part is ALL about Jacob and how he feels when he figures out how Bella is prego with a cute devil child! (Or a bloodsucker/human) It is going to be the best movie in the whole world!!!

Well CHOW until Далее week on Monday

MOOSH!!!! <3

HOW THE CULLENS FOUND OUT ABOUT BELLA AND EDDY BEING IN Любовь PWEEZ READ

posted by poniesaremybffs

OK, this Статья is going to be in the point of view of many different characters. Before it begins in their point of view it will have their names.
BELLA
Edward wasn't a school today, too sunny, I'm guessing. The Cullens are probably out hunting. Charlie had сказал(-а) that where the Cullens "hike" is filled with bears. I'm pretty sure that they are hunting somewhere else today, so I would like to see how it looks up there. I pulled on some hiking boots and got in my truck.
Eventually I reached the place. I was standing on the side of a small cliff. I found a few медведь prints, and started to wander...

Chapter 1- The Moonlight Glimmers

posted by WildCherryWolf

Jasper walks briskly around the trees, with Alice hot at his heels. Alice stops to pick a beautiful red rose, avoiding its sharp spikes, and lovingly places it in Jasper's hands. He looks down at it, and wraps a cold arm around Alice's shoulders. They venture on, talking in hushed tones. A shattering scream pierces the forest air around Alice and Jasper. The begin to run, and after ten minutes, Alice calls Jasper and tells hum she has found something. He rushes over to her, and sees what she sees. A bear, circling a young girl, it's muzzle spattered with blood. The girl twitches and cries out...

Heavy In Your Arms Lyrics

posted by rickyamy1991

"Heavy In Your Arms" by Florence and the Machine

I was a heavy сердце to carry
My beloved was weighed down
My arms around his neck
My fingers laced to crown.

I was a heavy сердце to carry
My feet dragged across ground
And he took me to the river
Where he slowly let me drown

My Любовь has concrete feet
My love's an iron ball
Wrapped around your ankles
Over the waterfall

I'm so heavy, heavy
Heavy in your arms
I'm so heavy, heavy
Heavy in your arms

And is it worth the wait
All this killing time?
Are Ты strong enough to stand
Protecting both your сердце and mine?

Who is the betrayer?
Who's the killer in the crowd?
The...

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My Moon, My Man Chapter 11

posted by AnonymousXXX

I know that it's short and it has been forever since I have posted. Please forgive me. I hope Ты all like it. Please tell me if Ты like it.

My dreams were taking me away from the ones I loved. In this past месяц Ethan and I were growing distant and I was so tired from the sleepless nights. The same stupid dream I was so close to seeing their faces.

I had bigger problems other than Ethan. I had recently found out about the volturi. They were coming for my family and there was nothing I could do about it. I didn’t know when. или why no one would tell me anything not even my own flesh and blood....

My Vampire Family

posted by Twilight-girl-x

Heyy, this is something I wrote a while назад for Emmett and Rosalie, please Комментарий there will be еще chapters :) x

OK, let me just get this out now, I am NOT a vampire, I want to be, I wish I was but I am not. Well not yet anyway. I can tell Ты my story so far. My life. I can’t promise that it was the best life ever lived, actually it was bad, horrible and just down right crap, and I’m only 12. My life got better eventually though and when I have дана Ты all my past information then Ты can choose if Ты want to live the rest of my life with me или not. My name is Caitlyn Aimee Mailan...

Chapter 7: Birthday wishes.

posted by EnchantdEquinox

Chapter 7: Birthday wishes.
It was Friday and Renesmee hadn’t seen Jacob since Tuesday night since she had exploded at him.
“Huh? Nothing. I’m fine,” Emma rolled her eyes at her and Renesmee sighed. Did I really look that depressed? I felt that depressed. I missed my Jacob and I needed to see him. It hurt to not see him или talk to him. But he wouldn’t tell me so I wasn’t going to see him. School had passed lightly and she couldn’t help but think about Jacob. Emma tried to cheer her up but it wasn’t working. Renesmee felt like they were keeping a secret from her. The final bell...

Chapter 6: Growing up with a rite of passage.

posted by EnchantdEquinox

Chapter 6: Growing up with a rite of passage.
Edward slowly walked into Renesmee’s bedroom, while she was still asleep. He knelt down in front of her bed.
“Hey Ness, I‘m going now sweetie” his hand stroking her forehead. Her eyes threatened to open.
“When will Ты be back” her eyes opening as her voice went from groggy to normal.
“I‘ll be back in a week или two” he smiled when she grabbed his hand and said.
“Be safe, dad”
“I Любовь Ты Renesmee” he kissed her forehead and walked out of her bedroom. Edward, Emmett, Jasper and Carlisle were going on a camping trip, leaving Renesmee...