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DeeaAndreea LOL!So funny!!!

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Taylor's Sotry Chapter 2

posted by Sk8bordNewMoon

Here is another one, I know there not twilight but it popped in my mind. So if your read this Rate and Комментарий plz!

No Tay, Ты need some where to live while the big storm to blows through here. I told Tay. No, I can I really should go, there is people looking for me I can't stay here. Tay said. I know the cops are after Ты that's why Ты should stay here. Let the cops die down for a couple of days. I told her. Okay, thank Ты a lot for letting me stay here and everything. Tay said. We look about the same size, here are some clean clothes Ты can put on. I сказал(-а) as I handed them to Tay.
Thank...

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The Chronicles Of Sam Devine: The Twilight Legend

posted by Alicelover92

The Twilight Legend
Book 4 of the Chronicles of Sam Devine

Chapter One: Prologue
If Ты have been asleep for the last 3 Книги then I suggest Ты pick them up and read them but if Ты have read all the Назад Книги then that’s great. But for all Ты people who haven’t here is a summary from the Twilight Archives.
On earth 1992, a human was born, His name was Sam but he was no ordinary human, his fate had been decided by a race of aliens who called themselves the Guardian Ангелы who were the sworn protectors of the galaxy или were they. They had decided to gain trust throughout the Milky Way...

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another story chapter 23!

posted by surfergal

I turned around to see Ты had caught me, I was expecting Cody tob there but he wasnt. I told him Thanks. no prob he сказал(-а) Im Michael. Well thanks Michael, Im addi. Can I help Ты to class? Michael ask. Yeah that would be great. I said. He ask, So what is a beautiful girl doing in Forks, I take it your new to this whole ice and snow problem we have? Yeah, Im new. Yeah we didnt get a lot of snow of ice where i lived. I said. So Ты lived "down south" then? he said. Yeah I live in Florida. Thats cool. he said. so why are Ты in Forks? he ask? My sorta brother is in the Coast Guard and he got transfered...

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Maximum Twilight: Part II

posted by funnyshawna

this is the sequel to our story, Maximum Twilight. I like it, and i think u will too:)

Maximum Twilight: Part Two
By: Fast Farms

Fang woke up to a bright blue sky, and something hard hitting his head. Ow, he thought rubbing the spot where a small pinecone had hit him. He looked around. Gazzy was grinning and when he spotted Fang's gaze on him, he quickly looked away. Fang sighed and jumped down from the huge дерево he had perched on for the night. The rest of the flock was up and eating a loaf of French хлеб that they had stolen the Назад night. They were in France, and had been for a few weeks...

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*SPOILERRS...i think* [for Breaking Dawn] Read this if Ты want to! Get ready to be really mad.

posted by twilovers

Don't get mad at me! I just post the spoilers!! Okay Read This::

well, my sister called me today while i was at work and i left everything to my coworker so i could take notes for ya'll. ida, my sister, started on page 84, which is the chapter the ISLE OF ESME which is apparently a tropical beachy place where edward and bella are honeymooning. idk exactly where it is bc we wanted to get straight to the secks lol

edward and bella are on a beach. bella talks about how the water is warm, almost like bathwater, so warm that edward's touch isn't frozen. she asks him something like "isn't the moon...

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Jessica's Graduation Speech

posted by mitchie19

"When we were five, they asked us what we wanted to be when we grew up. Our Ответы were things like astronaut, president, или in my case… princess.

When we were ten, they asked again and we answered - rock star, cowboy, или in my case, Золото medalist. But now that we've grown up, they want a serious answer. Well, how 'bout this: who the hell knows?!

This isn't the time to make hard and fast decisions, its time to make mistakes. Take the wrong train and get stuck somewhere chill. Fall in Любовь - a lot. Major in philosophy 'cause there's no way to make a career out of that. Change your mind. Then change it again, because nothing is permanent.

So make as many mistakes as Ты can. That way, someday, when they ask again what we want to be… we won't have to guess. We'll know."