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Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas dating???

posted by mitchie19

Rumor или Not?

London, July 11 – ‘Twilight’ звезда Ashley Greene has sparked rumours that she’s dating Joe Jonas after the two tried to have a secret дата but went to London’s most exclusive restaurant The Ivy.

The duo was in town for the premiere of the latest Twilight film, ‘Eclipse’.

They tried to keep their ужин дата hush-hush to avoid being spotted together.

“They had a very romantic night at The Ivy. They arrived separately and then left out by the back door where there were two vans with blacked-out windows waiting to whisk them away,” News Of The World quoted a Источник as saying.

The Источник addded: “They looked like a lovely couple. Had a few drinks and were clearly enjoying not being hounded like they would have been in Los Angeles.

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True Lies,Teen Girls(Chapter Twenty)

posted by moolah

Bella’s P.O.V:
“And I though we were gonna di-“ Carlisle walked in and the bells jingled as I was saying “die”. I looked over at him, “CARLISLE!” I screamed. Carlisle walked over to Charlie and asked him why Alice and Edward were in jail. “Why are my children in jail, Chief?” Charlie turned to Carlisle and smiled, “Sir, your children and my daughter are under custody due to the woman who was talking about them,” Charlie cleared his rough throat. “They are being released for the secrecy truth policy I did on them.” Carlisle smiled, “Great, can I take them?” Charlie...

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taking chances chapter 3

posted by karpach_13

Chapter 3
I sneaked out of my house without anyone noticing me, this is actually the first time I didn’t get caught . I got in my car and drove off to Eric’s house. I drove 10 минуты and finally arrives there. Eric was standing (almost sleeping) by his porch. I got out of the car and went to him.
“geez renesmee couldn’t we talk in the morning?” he asked me
“call me nessie, and no we couldn’t talk in the morning its going to be too late, remember im leaving isle esme?” I asked him
“yeahhh” he lied
“sure… whatever. I don’t want to go there now and I think to too late to...

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another emmett cullen Любовь story chapter 12

posted by karpach_13

Chapter 12. Honey Moon Part one.

You and Emmett say goodbyes and Ты head to the car and Ты get in ad Emmett gets in after you. Jasper is driving and Ты are snuggled up to Emmett and he has one of his strong arms around you. Alice is in the front сиденье, место, сиденья and she looks back at you.

Alice-___, Ты looked SO gorgeous today!!

You-Thanks to Ты and Rose and Esme. Thanks Alice.

Alice-Well thank Ты for letting us help Ты get ready.

Emmett-Babe, Ты did look extremely beautiful.

You-Thank Ты Honey Bear.
He hugs Ты a little tighter. Ты whisper in hid ear.

You-Just wait until later, you're going to love...

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another emmett cullen Любовь story chapter 11

posted by karpach_13

Chapter 11 Wedding day<3

Just a note...this is the exact dress, and hair I had in mind.

You were having a really nice dream about Emmett, when Ты feel yourself being shaken. Alice is shaking Ты to wake Ты up.

Alice-___, ___? Wake up sleepy head, today is your big day!!

You roll over and open your eyes.

Alice-Goodmorning Sis!

You-Morning Sis! (you say smiling)

Alice-Do Ты know what today is?

You-Of Course (you smile)it's my Weding day.

Rosalie-(coming into your room) Exactly Ты need to get up so alice and I can get Ты all done up.

You-Morning Rose!

You sit up in Ты постель, кровати and Esme brings Ты some...

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another emmett culen Любовь story chapter 6

posted by karpach_13

Chapter 6.

Ok I just wanted to say that since its a сука to highlight the Цвета and that on this computer (my) Everything is just going to be black from now on. Back to the story.

Emmett grabbed your hand a waked Ты inside, luckily Esme and Carlise where sitting back on the couch. Esme turned around because she heard Ты crying. "___, is everything ok?" Ты just started crying even harder. "umm, Carlisle, Esme, can I talk to Ты in the кухня for a minute." "Absolutely Emmett." Carlisle says while him and Esme rush to the kitchen. Emmett follows behind. Ты just sit down on the диван, мягкий уголок with...

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another emmett cullen Любовь story chapter 4

posted by karpach_13

Chapter 4.

You wake up the Далее morning and not around to try to find him but Ты see a piece of paper on your nightsstand. Ты open it up and it reads. "___, I'm sorry I wasn't there when Ты woke up but I'll see Ты in a little bit. Since it's Saturday, do me a favor and get ready. I'll pick Ты up at Noon. Don't worry about where we are going, you'll fins out later. Ты smile and Ты look at your clock. 9:45 was the time so Ты jumped out of постель, кровати and got in the shower. After your душ Ты did Ты make up and then you're hair and got dressed. Ты looked at the clock and the time was 11:57....

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Cold Roses--Chp. 13: Kidnapped

posted by Summer_Leanne

Here's the Далее chapter. I know it's kinda long...sorry :/ I was Остаться в живых in my own little world. lol. Thanks for all the sweet Комментарии and support! I hope Ты Любовь it as much as I do ^.^ Much Любовь and appreciation to each of you, from me! :]
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Kidnapped
“Does that fit well, Chloe?” Summer asked her three год old princess. Chloe was in her mother and father’s bedroom trying on a dry, sky blue dress with layers of white frills on the skirt. Thankfully, while she was pregnant, Summer stocked up on enough sizes in outfits for Chloe till she reached...

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Cold Roses--Chp. 12: Любовь Me, Hate Me, Lie to Me

posted by Summer_Leanne

A BIG BIG BIG thank Ты to everyone for ALL the support and, of course, Чтение my story. There's not enough I can do to repay Ты for your kindness <333 I like this chapter, and I hope Ты enjoy it too :] Thank Ты again.
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Love Me, Hate Me, Lie to Me
The further Summer ran from Forks, she felt like an important piece of her life had recently gone missing. She was happy the Cullens weren’t physically hurt, and Aro hadn’t been thinking spiteful thoughts against them. But, there was a chance he was only thinking about killing them while she...

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True Lies,Teen Girls(Chapter Eleven)

posted by moolah

Bella’s P.O.V:
The boys met me at seven eleven about ten минуты later and hopped in my car. Carlisle called me back and told me to let them out halfway to Victoria’s place. We were a quarter of a mile their when Emmett yelled, “BELLA! Ты HAVE TO STOP!” I looked confused when he took the wheel, “Bella, hide-Victoria is behind us-she knows its you.” I started hyperventilating when Emmett hugged me and moved me behind the driver’s сиденье, место, сиденья beside Jasper. Jasper looked back with a pair of binoculars and сказал(-а) to Emmett, “Hurry, Em get to the place…she just turned into the library.”...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [TWO]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
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[TWO]
    Along the way, a girl ran up to me, and she looked . She help a whip like that one girl I killed a few days ago.
    "You kill my sister, I kill you!" She said, and cracked her whip at me.
    I raised my leg, and it wrapped around my leg. I brought my leg back and her weapon of choice was now on my right leg.
    "I did kill her, just like I'll kill you!" I said, raised my gun, two shots to her abdomen, and she went down.
    I...

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the follow up to a beautiful death part 8

posted by xroylex

"hey! nessie!" blake greeted me in the car park he must of been waiting for me.
"heya blake whatssup?"
"well i was just wondering did Ты want to do something tonight?" he sounded nervous but he wanted to be confident and i needed a night out and pluss i didnt want to go back there. not tonight anyway.
"sure what did Ты have in mind?" i smiled as his eyes widened.
"erm well my mum and dad are going out tonight so we could have a film? i mean i can get other people around? if Ты want?"
"no thats fine i would Любовь to come and watch a film with you. see Ты tonight then"
i didnt really know most...

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the follow up to a beautiful death part 5

posted by xroylex

the morrning passed quickly so when i started to walk towards the dining hall i was thinking about what had happened the two leasons i was in.
i sat at the back with my капот, худ still up when they asked me to take it down i just looked at them and they just сказал(-а) oh no matter keep it up. this was teachers. the students looked like they hated me allready so i kept it up.
but i guessed i could go round with my капот, худ up all день so as i grabbed my lunch and caught sight of селезень, дрейк staring at me smiling patting the chair oppersit him. i started to walk over listerning to him and his mates chatting.
"bet...

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True Lies,Teen Girls(Chapter Eight)

posted by moolah

Bella’s P.O.V:
I pulled up my hair. Then took off my dress, only leaving my bra and panties on. The sexy one’s Ali bought me. About 10 минуты later I heard my cell phone ringing, “Fireflies” by Owl City. It was Alice. I immediately answered it, “Alice!” Someone chuckled, “No,” I frowned, “Edward?” “No, but its Victoria.” I screamed, “WHAT DO Ты WANT WITH THEM?” I started putting on my jeans, and put on my tank top. “I want you. I want to kill you-you killed James, and if Ты run, I have a army of newborns and they will kill you, Bella.” She snarled, “Victoria,...

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A Youtube Script(Twilight) Episode One:Bashing it out

posted by moolah

Our leads in this episode, Kristen Stewart as Bella and Robert Pattinson as Edward

A Youtube Script:
Episode One:
*Bashing it out*
Bella’s P.O.V:
When life gives Ты lemons what do Ты do?
I make sacrifice.
For my friends.
My family.
My Edward…
Like Romeo and Juliet sacrificed their Любовь for each other.
With the killing and stuff…
Anyways, I have the remote here. I’ll press play so Ты can see…

*One год ago*
Edward’s P.O.V:
Edward: When Bella says bye, please don’t complain.
Emmett: Yeah. Whatever, Edward.
Jasper: Like Em said.
*Two минуты later*
Bella: Why’d Ты do this?
Edward: Oh I didn’t.
Bella: *smacks his arm* really?
Edward: Yeah, last time I checked.
Bella: Oh just...

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a beautiful death part 9

posted by xroylex

*so what type of party is this?" i have never been to that many partys well i have but none with a guy who i only know a little bit and could i dont know be taking me to any type of paty
"its just a mates house party mum and dad is out for the weekend so he just wanted one" he shrugged
"oh"
it was half way down the улица, уличный were i started to hear the tudding of Музыка
oh god it was that type of party
"we could turn around Ты know i mean we dont have to go to this party i can take Ты home?" wow it was like he could read my mind. rememinded em of dad
"no no its just a little diffrent really i mean...

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Dreams do come true Chapter 15

posted by Darktimes104

I need to be еще on вверх of my updating!

Emmett's POV:
Rose,Carmen, Kate, and Esme returned about two hours after they left. I ran to the door when I saw Rose but, Carmen and Kate kept me away, "You know Ты aren't suppose to see the wedding платье, бальное платье before the wedding." I stopped off annoyed. I went to sit on the couch. The annoyed feeling I felt went away when I saw the 'I think I'm going to throw up' look on Edwards face because Tanya, once again, was hanging on him. I let out a booming laugh and Edward gave me and evil glare.

Rosalie's POV:
I found the perfect dress, the straps came just below...

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True Lies,Teen Girls(Chapter Two)

posted by moolah

Alice,Rosalie,and Bella.Best Friends.

Alice’s P.O.V:
When we finally got done crying on each others shoulders we had to take a break from Truth или dare for like ten minutes. Bella stared out the window for that time sniffling and begging us not to think about her rape. We agreed immediately, so she felt better.
Bella sat silent for another five минуты while Rosalie and I talked about Truth или Dare Вопросы we had in the past. When Bella finally came around we had stopped at a drugstore because she сказал(-а) she was thirsty. So, while Rosalie went in a bought a Crush оранжевый Soda. Bella looked over at me and said, “I’m sorry,...

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Gone Part 2

posted by CarlislesLover

Эй, guys
This is the Далее part of my new Фан fic.
Enjoy!!
XXX

I walked into the building which I was told is a block of apartments.
“Hi I’m Isabella Swan. I brought an apartment here” I told the woman at the reception. “That would be apartment number 16”

“Where is that sorry?”

“Go up two floors and walk down the corridor until Ты find number 16 on the left hand side”

“Ok thank you” I walked into the elevator and pushed the 2 button. The elevator left of in a flash which made my stomach turn. I was going to have to get used to this. The doors opened and I stepped out wobbling....

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Torturing The Volturi Chapter 10

posted by lollipopszx3

Me : Oh my god! A fly monkey is about to eat me!

*that awkward cough that someone just has to do*

Me : AHH! You'll never take me alive! NEVER!! *starts running around, while hitting the air*

Jane : *whispers to Alec* Your mate's crazy.

Me : I'm not! Now begone!

Aro : I know this amazing physician that will heal Ты within minutes.

Me : Healed? I don't need to be healed! I need to dance! *starts doing the funky chicken*

Gianna : What is she doing??

Felix : HEY! What are Ты doing!?

*all turns to look as Shannon takes a pencil from his pocket*

Shannon : Nothing.... Distraction Stephanie!

Me : Look at me!...