9. “I’m so full I’m about to puke, but I think I can force it down. I won’t enjoy it at all though.” (Page 239)
8. “I’m useless these days, no wonder Billy’s always gone. I’m so boring.” (Page 326)
7. “I run at a toasty one-oh-eight point nine these days. I’ll have Ты sweating in no time.” (Page 490)
6. “Of course, you’d warm up faster if Ты took your clothes off.” (Page 491)
5. “Does my being half-naked bother you?” (Page 216)
4. “Go fetch a Космос heater. I’m not a St. Bernard!” (Page 289)
3. “It’s enough of a pain to carry the shorts around with me, let alone a complete outfit. What do I look like, a pack mule?” (Page 216)
2. “Did Ты seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.” (Page 119)
1. “Next time Ты want to hit me, use a baseball bat или a crowbar, okay?” (Page 335)
1. Ты wake up in the middle of the night to find him climbing through your window to watch Ты sleep.
2. He hates your dog, and all Собаки for that matter.
3. He looks at Ты like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells Ты how nice Ты smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a фургон, ван from almost crushing Ты to death with his медведь hands.
7. He can bounce Фрукты from his feet like a Футбол ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls Ты паук monkey and runs around with Ты on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
2. He hates your dog, and all Собаки for that matter.
3. He looks at Ты like you're somethig to eat.
4. He frequently tells Ты how nice Ты smell.
5. His parents mysteriously let him ditch school on sunny days just to go CAMPING!
6. He stops a фургон, ван from almost crushing Ты to death with his медведь hands.
7. He can bounce Фрукты from his feet like a Футбол ball (apples are his specialty).
8. He calls Ты паук monkey and runs around with Ты on his back.
9. He seems to know what everyone is thinking.
10. He claims the reason his eyes change color is because of "the fluorescence".
one of them is you,
because we're трещина, сплит in two,
all of my life,
I dreamed to be your wife,
it isn't real,
Ты don't know how I feel,
it took me so long,
to figure out you're wrong,
I drive down the road,
not knowing where to go,
might as well jump off a cliff,
I have no idea if I'll live,
so now I'm at the bottom of the ocean,
my mind going through all of this confusion,
I have no еще air,
I still don't see Ты anywhere,
but you're trying to save me,
I thought Ты still hated me,
as my fingers slip through yours,
I now touch the sea floor,
knowing that I won't exsist anymore.