The 10 ways to annoy Aro Volturi
1.Tell Aro he is not bubbly!
2.Tell him Bella has a crush on him.
3.When Aro asks Bella about it and she denies yell “That’s not what Ты told me!”
4.Tell Aro he looks like a girl.
5.Tell Sulpicia (his wife) that Aro is cheating on her and that Ты heard it from Jane.
6.Tell Aro he has a Фан girl stalking him.
7.Get a water bottle and throw some water on Aro while yelling , “The power of christ compels you!”
8. Shine a flashlight at him. When he doesn’t sparkle call him a phoney vampire.
9.Buy Aro a $50 gift card to тако bell. When he says he can’t use it pretend to be сердце broken.
THE BIGGEST WAY TO ANNOY ARO!
10.When Ты touch Aro make sure Ты think of yourself covered in blood and ask him if he wants you.
Oh, yeah! We are not responsible if Ты get seriously hurt and, или die...that's your problem...not ours...okay, have a happy день annoying Aro though!