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I'm currently chained to my computer, typing like crazy to get Chapter 19 finished! hehe!!

The Далее morning I had my first morning sickness.
About noon, when I was feeling a little better, we checked in with Grandpa. He was expecting us. "What took so long?" he wondered. "Morning sickness," I groaned. I couldn't get the taste out of my mouth. He frowned. "Really? I would have thought you'd skip right over that..." He took my measurments for today and took an ultrasound. "You are about the size of an ordinary, healthy seven-months-pregnant woman, and the twins are healthy and developing perfectly....

I have come to a logical conclusion from some data I reviewed. Edward is not in fact Edward, but a female Edwina.

1.    Meyer claims “his” ability to knock up Bella is because they are like the incubi. Incubi were pretty much sex demons who knocked up innocent women. Why could they do so? They could change into succubi, the female version of the incubi and would sleep with men to steal their sperm.

2.    “He” wears lipstick. Вампиры are dead. They do not have blood flow. And yet “his” lips are darker than Bella’s.

3.    “He”...

this a fanfiction bout seth hope Ты like it

(seths pov)
chapter one
i was out for my usuall run, in my волк form i thought mabey later i would go see edward but first i was gonna do my job and be on patrol no vamp scent other than the cullen i thought knowing they were listening as they rarely let me run patrol on my own as i was "to young" as they put it. i was running through the forrest when i heard a girl scream, i ran in the direction that i heard it and found a a медведь attacking this girl. she must have been around my age, i didnt think i pounced on the медведь and killed it. she was shaking...

DISCLAIMER:I dont own Twilight just my ideas and Edward*GET CHASED DOWN BY THOUSANDS OF TWILIGHT FANS*ok fine just the ideas.(im only putting this on this chapter)

Prologue-Introductions

My name is Isabella (aka Bella) I’m 17 and I lived in Phoenix Arizona. I`m pretty plain except for one thing but I’ll get to that in a minute. I have brown hair and beautiful topaz eyes, well most of the time. Sometimes there black. I’m 5 foot 4 and very skinny. I Любовь music, mostly classic like Debussy`s Clair De Lune. Like I сказал(-а) I’m pretty plain except one thing. I’m not human.

I was human 2 months...

This is a long one...

I stayed up most of the night, brainstorming ideas for the wedding, while Jacob slept. Aunt Alice came in the cottage when the sky was a light pink. I gasped, seeing her frame in the doorway, though there was nothing scary about a four foot eleven height. "Aunt Alice!" I said, one hand over my heart. I got off the bed, careful not to wake Jacob. "You nearly scared me to death! What do Ты need?" "I need YOU!" she said, grabbing my hand and dragging me out the door. "What for?" "To PLAN, silly!" she picked me up and ran at a dangerously fast speed across the forest and hopped...

Chapter 9, here we come!! =D


Aunt Rosalie drove up a little later, avoiding all eye contact. Dad kept a smug smile on his face as he read her embarrassed thoughts. She held her head up high as she tossed Jacob's keys to him. "Your engine is terrible, by the way," she said. She walked in the house, her nose still in the air, trying to hold on to what dignity she had left. I would have laughed, except I liked my head on my body. "I like it that way!" Jacob yelled after her. As soon as she was out of earshot, Jacob turned to Dad, his face falling a little. "Does it run badly?" he asked. Dad shook...

I had an original Статья that was like 8 pages that сказал(-а) my opinion on every single scene (lol) but I decided to shorten it and put it up here ;D. Ummm... I'm pretty critical, but please don't bash me if Ты don't agree. This is simply my opinion. It's not like it even matters... LOL

One Word: Disappointment. If anyone asked me to describe the movie to them, that is what I would say. It was a disappointment. And, I think that's a generous statement for how awful it was.
(Now, to the people that loved the twilight movie, I'm sorry I don't agree with you. But, again, don't get really angry......