10 Ways to Annoy Bella Swan
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that Ты and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her Ты are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that Ты and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her Ты are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Rob talks to the Daily Record about everything from his Bel Ami shoot ( when Ты read the Статья Ты just know that the Uma Thurman quote is destined to be requoted and rehashed out-of-context for the Далее year), to his loss of privacy, to Breaking Dawn.
“He is also set to звезда in the final Twlight film based on the Книги Breaking Dawn, which may be broken into two films, due to the number of books.
He admits to mixed emotions about the end of the saga.
He said: “”It will be strange but it will be great just to be able to know what I’m doing. Not knowing when Breaking Dawn is going to shoot – because it changes all the time – is a kind of burden, to have this thing where Ты don’t know when it’s going to happen.
“So you’ve got to organise everything in your life around that and that can be difficult.”
Опубликовано by Twilight_News - 28/01/10 at 09:01 am
At the opening of their new Лондон department store, Selfridges held a survey to find out the вверх kisses of the past decade. Coming in at number one on their Список was the Kiss between Edward and Bella in “Twilight.” Considering the current Фан frenzy and media hype surrounding the “are they/aren’t they” relationship of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, this shouldn’t be a big surprise. Other kisses on the Список include the upside down Spider-man Kiss and the Kiss from Brokeback Mountain. Entertainment Wise has the details including a slide Показать of фото of Kristen and Rob
Nessie looking at Lilly because she is staring at the cullens
my fave quote from this chapter :)
