Amanda: I think I'm gonna pass.
Marc: You're not passing. I'm not going to stag, hag.
Amanda: You'll have to buy your own beer, queer.
Marc: Ты can't just ditch, bi-
Amanda: Oh shut up!

Amanda: Who cares about carbs when you're from Queens, right?

Marc: When did catwalk become fatwalk?

Amanda: Keep working- a little еще overtime and Ты can switch to invisalines.

Amanda: I can bearly leave the house with an out-of-season handbag and Ты Показать up on a daily basis looking like a yard sale and Ты don't care. Its like Ты were genetically engineered without the fear gene.

Amanda: Have Ты been smoking...

When watching Ugly Betty- или be it any other Показать или movie, the narrative is one of the essential elements in understanding the story, in addition to which it forms the sequencing and ordering of events, as and when they happen.

The concept of narrative structure enables the likes of Ты and I to understand the message, ideas and situations taking place within the film или Показать through the ordering of those events occuring on screen. Alas, this is where meaning is also achieved. Although narrative structure and theory is not neccessarily based around semiotics- which I have touched upon during...

I ventured out on this fanfiction, which is still in progress...its Betty/Connor :)


A/N: Okay so this Фан fiction is a little Болталка and I know it would never happen, but I always wanted to read a Connor/Betty fanfic and since nobody else would write it I decided to…hope Ты enjoy!

Funny Seeing Ты Here

“Mija, I just don’t feel like it is безопасно, сейф for Ты to go off to Paris by yourself, even if it is for work.” Ignacio stated still worried that she would be alone.

“Papi, Ты worry too much. I will be fine, and I will only be alone for the first two weeks, because that is my vacation time,...

Hi Detty shippers!!

Here's Jenny's 1st story that I convinced her to let me post on here with the link to the fanfiction.net website for the rest. The story is innovative, fun & sweet!! Have a look, the story takes place circa 4.12 Blackout!

This is how I'd write the Далее episode.

Betty walked through mode towards Daniels office. She was so excited, today was a good day. First she finds out she'll be helping Daniel interview her Избранное actor, then moments later she finds out her blog won a bloggy. Storming through Daniels door without knocking, she runs to his стол письменный, стол where he's seated.

“Daniel,...

This week concluded link’s run on Thursday nights with bringing out loads of stars from thelink finale and a whole lot of confusion with many things happening and then “unhappening” and then re-happening again but the most important is how stupid Betty can be sometimes and how much Daniel has changed since the premiere episode a few years back. The whole episode looks rather manipulative, Betty has a job! Betty doesn’t have a job. Betty is promoted! Betty isn’t promoted. Betty is in love! Betty isn’t in love, Betty’s sort of in love. The threat of Molly’s death although being...

I wrote this a while назад and was thinking if anybody wanted to read it they could :)


Disclaimer: Totally one hundred percent NOT mine…never have been…sadly never will be.

A/N: Hope Ты all really enjoy this story. Sorry it’s so late coming but school has been crazy lately and I have been out of town anyway…I don’t know how it will end up yet, but I am thinking it will be Betty & Becks all the way…with Daniel friendship…kind of different for me but Эй, its worth a try.

Two for the Price of One

Betty was sitting at her house on a Friday night watching Телевидение and eating popcorn...

I've had this idea in the back of my head for a long while now, and after yet another pick asking whether или not Betty should get a make over and be pretty, I decided to finally address my frustrations with this idea in soapbox form.

Regardless of what's been done in shows like link, upon which our Ugly Betty is based, I think the Показать will jump the акула if/when Betty gets a makeover and is suddenly beautiful and fashionable. Why? Well, I'll tell you.

First of all, this idea initially popped into my head when I was watching Beauty and the Beast with my roommate and she commented, "You know,...