What would the lyrics to 'The медведь Trap Song' have been like if it existed?

[Country Western гитара Музыка Playing In Background]


Silly Songs Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry, the part of the Показать where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.


Cut to Larry with a медведь trap on his back.


Larry: On that 1 день I woke up from my nice warm nap


I went out in the forest


but then I heard a big loud snap


I got myself caught in a медведь trap


Junior arrives on the scenery........


Larry: That afternoon, a young boy in a yellow and red кепка, колпачок came to me and said,


Junior: "You have bad luck with that медведь trap, and Ты might need some help getting outta there."


Larry: I tried to get out, but it was no use, I was stuck here for the rest of my entire life


Junior exits the scenery and петуния arrives........


Larry: Then finally, right out the space, I saw this most beautiful face, and she came right up to me with a медведь trap key, then unlocked it, and I was finally free at last


Larry is now outta the медведь trap.


Larry: Далее time I wake up from a nice long nap, I won't run into another медведь trap.............


Silly Songs Narrator: This has been Silly Songs With Larry, tune in Далее time to hear Larry sing,


Larry: My sleeping bag is snug as a bug in a rug, but I'm not a slug.......