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Hey, every 1. Today i am going to tell Ты all what characters i want in super smash brus FOR!

1 character-Red Yoshi because green is a stupid жопа, попка colur and anyone who likes it is a autistic fag. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

2 character-i want Mewtwo. Lucario, Greninja, and Jigglypuff suck dik.

3 character-i want Super Sanic, because Super Sanic is cool.

4 character-Put Banjo in the game already, Nintendo, Ты stupid gays. ‘kay, Любовь you.

5 character-bring bak Snake. He’s much better than gay-ass Mega Man. Mega Man’s...

Эй, THERE! YEAH, THE LOSER IN THE CORNER! GET A LOAD OF THIS CRAP!

ARE Ты ALWAYS BORED? ARE Ты TIRED OF DOING NOTHING WHATSOGODDAMNEVER? DO Ты WANTS SOME

MOTHER F**KING FUN!?

WELL LOOK NO FURTHER ASSHAT, BECAUSE WE'RE SELLING

VIDEO GAAAAAAAMES!

A TOTAL TRIP DOWN LSD LAND!

ACTION! ADVENTURE! ROMANCE!

YEAH, WE'RE F**KING WITH YOU!

GRAPHICS SO AMAZING YOU'LL PISS YOUR PANTS!

YEAH, WE'RE LYING! ;D

AND ACTION SO BLAND YOU'LL THINK Золушка IS EPIC AS S**T!

GAMEPLAY THAT MAKES Ты WISH Ты WERE USING THE RESTROOM

BECAUSE AFTER PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, YOU'LL VOMIT EVERYWHERE

GUARANTEED!

AND IF Ты CAN GET TO...

Now, I looked back on my original Список of вверх ten hated video game characters. Needless to say, there was quite a few obvious choices. Now, my original Список wasn’t bad, but I have played a lot еще games since then, and I have seen еще horrible characters. Now yes, I am aware that this topic has been done TO DEATH with gamers (Seriously, type in вверх Ten Hated Video Game Characters on Youtube and Ты will see hundreds of lists), but I think it’s time I talk about my own awful characters. A few rules first, only from games that I have played, only on per franchise, and I will try to limit...