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Эй, THERE! YEAH, THE LOSER IN THE CORNER! GET A LOAD OF THIS CRAP!

ARE Ты ALWAYS BORED? ARE Ты TIRED OF DOING NOTHING WHATSOGODDAMNEVER? DO Ты WANTS SOME

MOTHER F**KING FUN!?

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ACTION! ADVENTURE! ROMANCE!

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YEAH, WE'RE LYING! ;D

AND ACTION SO BLAND YOU'LL THINK Золушка IS EPIC AS S**T!

GAMEPLAY THAT MAKES Ты WISH Ты WERE USING THE RESTROOM

BECAUSE AFTER PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, YOU'LL VOMIT EVERYWHERE

GUARANTEED!

AND IF Ты CAN GET TO...

Now, I looked back on my original Список of вверх ten hated video game characters. Needless to say, there was quite a few obvious choices. Now, my original Список wasn’t bad, but I have played a lot еще games since then, and I have seen еще horrible characters. Now yes, I am aware that this topic has been done TO DEATH with gamers (Seriously, type in вверх Ten Hated Video Game Characters on Youtube and Ты will see hundreds of lists), but I think it’s time I talk about my own awful characters. A few rules first, only from games that I have played, only on per franchise, and I will try to limit...

Skyrim Fans...try Hunted: the Demon's Forge!

(#*This Статья is NOT by me*#)

"A really great game that cam out this год from Bethesda and InXile was Hunted: The Demon's Forge. Despite good exposure at E3 and other venues, sort of premiered as Gears of War medieval style (3rd person with cover system), Hunted did not do as well as developers had hoped. In a год full of big name franchise releases, if Ты weren't paying close attention to game releases, it was easy to overlook any of them.

As I have been playing Skyrim, I have been seeing alot of similarities in style to Hunted...the difference...

Welcome to the Spuddy review of Warhawk! Here I will inform Ты about the quality of gameplay, graphics, sound, and presentation of the game.
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Warhawk is kind of a hard game to review, as I may not see it and play it as Ты do. Everyone has different tactics and will play it in a different way. Someone may be a sniper, или jump right into a tank или Warhawk, или just be an жопа, попка by camping and picking off people with their ever annoying, one-hit-kill knife. The game contains lots of teamwork, but despite what Ты might hear, the consistency of it all can...

Now you've all heard of гитара Hero, right? Okay. Well EVERYONE knows what Dance Dance Revolution is... right? Well, just to go a bit farther in time, I'm going to review one of my all-time Избранное musical games, "Parappa the Rapper". So, the game starts out with a puppy, Parappa, who is desperately in Любовь with this Sunflower girl, named Sunny. The names of the characters are all types of puns. EG: Katy Kat, PJ Berri, Chop Chop Master Onion, etc. (if none of Ты get these names, then Ты REALLY need to get out more) Anyway, Parappa does many tasks in order to win Sunny heart. The exception...

I remember buying Thievius Raccoonus several years ago. I popped it into my PS2 and it made wonders. --Okay. Maybe it wasn't THAT game that made wonders, but it's sequel- Sly 2: Band of Thieves. This game has changed the way I have played video games because it is one of (if not THE) first great video games I had ever bought other than Thievius Raccoonus.

First off, the gameplay, visuals, and controls are all an absolute hoot. These three elements are combined so perfectly that Ты will find yourself dashing through the intro of the game and running across ropes to explore еще of this visual...

These days, games seem to be taken for granted. Many impressive technical achievements such as those found in the game Fracture and Shadow of the Colossus are just completely overlooked, but a few years назад they would've been amazing to many people. People say that, if the graphics in a game don't match up to those of some other еще Популярное games, they're terrible, but they really aren't. It's just that people are so used to Crysis-quality graphics that anything below those standards are considered ugly.
People also say that Fracture is a mediocre game because it didn't implement it's ground...