If Ты got to meet Miku what would Ты say или do when Ты saw her?

What the hell was in that пицца I ate last night?

But a conversation would go like this.

Me:Holy f*cking sh*t. Ты look weird in real life.
Her: Baka.
Me: Can Ты sing my Избранное song of yours?
Her: I don't know your Избранное song! Baka!
Me: Guess. It's one of yours! And good!
Her: That doesn't help. Baka.
Me: Youve сказал(-а) it three times. Guess Ты could call me a TRIPLE BAKA!!! Hahahaha!
Her: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHATasune Miku! Get it?!
Her: I get it. |:T
Me: XP! (Kidnaps and takes to house for selfies and Пение lessons. Becomes famous.)

"Can I have your autograph?"

Grab her take her to my house and have karaoke