Graystripe walked down the twoleg path when
"Hey you!" Graystripe shot around to see a gray she-cat sitting on the fence
"What do Ты want kittypet?" the kittypet jumped down to talk to him
"Yo, i anit no kittypet, i'm from Sparta, motter'o'fact my name is Sparta, ya i'm so tuff i could take u down, i took my big sister down when she was taking a nap!" Graystripe just stared at this crazy kittypet
"Ohh ya i'm a spartin, i got 300 buddies back there, and they will take u down!"
"Ohh ya u can't handle all this!"
"and u know y we lick ourselfs???cause we can"
"What!?" Sparta turned to go back
"Ohh ya u got surved!" then she disspered over the fence.
ok onley reasion i wrot this cause i have a cat named Sparta and yesterday i saw he kinda talking to this gray cat by the woods, and i thought it would be funny to write this, hope u enjoyed iy