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What is the worst injury Ты ever experienced

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So my sister thought it would be funny to do a little sneak attack while I was walking out of my room. She put on her fanciest boots, waited out of my room, and was aiming to kick me in the shin, but missed by a mile and kicked me in the balls and it was agonizing pain. I had to lie in постель, кровати the rest of the day. Three days go by and my testicles are still sore. It was only at that moment when I looked at my right testicle that it was swollen and even purple. I had to go to the doctor to see what was wrong, and he gave me some sort of pills to get rid of the swelling. Long story short, one testicle is now shorter than the other. It was far worse than breaking my foot. I'm pretty sure I'm sterile now
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Oh, and my sister never got punished for it. And my Друзья refer to me as the One Nut Wonder
Windwakerguy430 posted ·11 месяцев назад
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...My testies hurt just from Чтение that XD
-Universe_COLA- posted ·11 месяцев назад
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Yeah! She really is. Story on that later
Windwakerguy430 posted ·11 месяцев назад
 Windwakerguy430 posted ·11 месяцев назад
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-Universe_COLA- said:
The absolute worst injury I've ever experienced.

Well, there was a time where I sprang my wrist on multiple occasions when I was younger, even going as far as dislocating it. There's actually a lot of physical injuries I've sustained during that time XD I was an adventurous little turd.

But no physical pain could amount up to one of the worse moments in my life. It was June, and at the time it was my friend's birthday, who at the time, was my girlfriend. So we all decided, hey, let's do this gigantic жопа, попка bonfire and have a couple of Друзья come over so we can drink and do other dumb shit, Ты know, high school crud. Me and her had been in our relationship for about a good year, and everything was going damn great. Being the stupid human being I was back then, I had actually planned for us to be engaged on that day, saved up enough money to grab a ring and all.
So the party gets started, everybody's having fun, tents are set up outside for us to just chill and have a good time.

Low and behold, I get pulled to the side by her and one of her family Друзья along with a dude that was one of our Друзья in school. Only to be told that she no longer wanted to be with me and wanted to be with him instead.

I felt like my entire world had been stabbed with a searing hot нож wrapped in brimstone tipped needles and dipped in acid. I felt betrayed. My сердце was crushed. And when everyone was preparing to go Главная the Далее day, she expected us to still be Друзья and act as if nothing had happened. Both of them did.
So when I went Главная I downed a bunch of coffee alcohol and водка until I blacked out and woke up nearly choking to death on vomit. Which is how I learned to never drink on an empty stomach.

So, long story short, the worst injury I've sustained was heartbreak. Because even when you're over it years later and "healed", Ты find yourself thinking back to a moment like that and old wounds open. But fuck it, found someone better later along the line.
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posted ·11 месяцев назад 
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Damn. That's rough, man
Windwakerguy430 posted ·11 месяцев назад
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Yeah, shit happens tho. xD Like that relationship of there's lasting only two weeks before it was done and over with
-Universe_COLA- posted ·11 месяцев назад
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Well, at least Ты can say Ты won in the end
Windwakerguy430 posted ·11 месяцев назад
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Eh, is was еще about seeing karma take effect than winning anything in a sense to say.
-Universe_COLA- posted ·11 месяцев назад
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