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Opinion by Windwakerguy430 posted ·19 дней назад
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Well what do Ты know. It's almost that time. In a few days, it will be exactly five years since I first went onto this website. And let me tell you, a lot sure happened in five years. I was barely able to limb my way out of poverty, got a job, went a college, and most importantly, met new kinds of people on this website who I am, for the most part, still Друзья with today. It's been a hell of a journey that I still look вперед to seeing еще of in the future. But, with five years coming, I think I want to do something big. Huge, even. I want to start working on something big, something that I have never done before. And so, starting soon, Ты will get the Big 100. What is the Big 100? Well, it will be an Статья series, where I will discuss my вверх one hundred Избранное games of all time, one review for one game (Almost) every day. And yes, this will be a lot to do, combined with work, school, and other things. I wanted to get this Статья out that discusses the whole thing first before I start the series to help give everyone a better understanding. First off, this is an ever changing list. My вверх twenty is, for the most part, unchanged and has remained unchanged for the majority...
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Opinion by Windwakerguy430 posted ·1 месяц назад
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Well… This was something I wasn’t looking вперед to after my break from Письмо articles. Worst stories of 2017, relating to video games anyway. How bad are they. Well, funny Ты should say, because they’re pretty bad. Let’s have a gay old time, and try not to hate the world too much by the end of this, shall we?

#10: Metal Gear Survive

Hey, remember when Phantom Pain was as bad as the franchise ever got? Yeah, those were simpler times. And now, Metal Gear Survive, one of the most insulting things that have ever been released. Metal Gear Solid was a franchise that I really loved, despite it being a pain to follow at times. After Kojima left Konami during the whole FucKonami event of 2016, Konami now had full ownership and control of the Metal Gear franchise and could do whatever they wanted with it. And the first game they made… Was Survive. An uninspired and dull zombie game with little to no references to the original franchise. Aside from being generic as can be, Konami was making sure to make this game hated by the public, especially with the release of microtransactions, some considering it to be the worst in gaming. For every new save you...
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·1 месяц назад
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Song (Start at 0:09): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog Фан Fiction

Life In The Fast Lane 2

Sonic: *Walks out of his house, and sings* Why the hell are we in a sequel? The fact that we have to sing is not cool. I'd rather be driving my Austin Healey. But no I gotta sing, gee!
Others: *Walking out of their houses, and going towards Sonic* Oh, no! I gotta sing in a musical! Oh, no! Why are we all here? Cause I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical! Yeah I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical!
Eggman: *Aiming a Kar98k at Sonic with a scope* Yes, Tails has arrived with Sean and Knuckles.
Decoe: Would Ты like some Dr. Pepper, Doctor?
Bocoe: или how about some Pepsi Cola?
Eggman: *Loses his temper, then turns around to face his robots. He begins to sing angrily towards them* Эй, Ты shut the fuck up for just one second! I gotta kill Sonic and his buddy Tails. It would be nice if I could...
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·1 месяц назад
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This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian, and the others with a passenger train*
Jeff: *Passes Bryce. The both of them are carrying freight trains*

Over on the Hunterdon Central, Ian and Alex had a freight train for the Northern Errol Line interchange.

Ian: *Slowing down as his train gets close to the interchange*
Elmo: *Pulling seven tank cars through Eastwood*
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·2 месяцев назад
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A short time назад in a world full of cartoon ponies

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HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode 3

The First Episode In This Franchise To Have A Название

Doctor Eggman has survived crashing his airplane, and so did Twilight Sparkle. The same cannot be сказал(-а) for Metal Sonic. Now Eggman, and Twilight must work together to formulate a plan on how to destroy the пони Alliance.

With Princess Celestia and Luna gone, радуга Dash has been asked to take over their position, and is now the new princess of Equestria. She will do what she can to find the murderer of the two former princesses, but will be shocked to find out who the real murderer is.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·2 месяцев назад
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Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.

Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* Ты sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than Ganondorf! You've only been here for two days, Ты killed five of the guards, and Ты don't even like Zelda!
Zelda: *Sitting Далее to the king*
Wind: Well, what is there to like about her? She's very unattractive.
King: How dare you! She is very attractive!
Zelda: *Farts*
Wind: Ты call that attractive?! I'm out of here! *Walks away*
King: Ты have nowhere to go Wind.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·2 месяцев назад
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#1:
Master Sword: For the last time! I'm not your friend!.. I never even met you.
Saten: Sure we are. Ты invited me to your birthday.
Master Sword: No. Ты 'showed up' at my birthday.. I don't even know how Ты found my house.

#2:
Saten: (a год или two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?
Girl: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)
Saten: (starting going in).
Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.
Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-
Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought Ты were the mafia.
Saten: N -No I'm Saten Twist.
Sword: Who?
Saten: I've been asked to interview you.
Sword: Interview!?. (eyes narrow) Well. Ты can't interview a dead man now CAN YOU! (jumps out the four story window, and ends up going into ambulance, and he waves evily to Saten, as Saten watches him get lifted into the ambulance).
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Opinion by Windwakerguy430 posted ·2 месяцев назад
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Oh boy, we still got some Cultober to go through, everybody. или at the least, we’ve reached the ranking moment for these movies. I think we had a good haul this season. We had a few goodies, a few mehs, and some trash in the mix. But it was mostly a good first year. So let’s talk about the movies, talking about the worst ones and then making our way to the good ones, and what I recommend for ones viewing pleasure. Oh, and I will be rating this film on a ten outta ten scale, 5 points for how scary или spooky the film is and another 5 for how enjoyable it is. So there’s a chance I may like a 5/10 film, but that may not be very likely. But let’s stop blabbering and start talking about some damn good horror films already

Rank 31: Birdemic: Shock and Terror
Scare: 0/5
Enjoyment: 1/5
Total 1/10

Oh, wow, Birdemic is at the bottom of the list. What a total shock. This was no surprise to anyone. Birdemic sucked. It fucking sucked. I hated this film, and still do. I decided to be generous and give it a 1 on the enjoyment scale because at least the birds are so bad and so poorly made that they are funny, but Ты mostly get a bunch of boring...
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Opinion by Windwakerguy430 posted ·2 месяцев назад
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Hello, everyone, and happy Halloween. And tonight, we have a very special movie. или a really bad one. I usually write these intros before I start the film, but that’s not the point. I know that The Fly wasn’t even up for a while, but I just couldn’t wait to talk about this film. So consider this a double feature, to celebrate the Хэллоуин season. A friend of mine told me about this movie, and that the best way to describe it was “The Goonies for horror fans”. And I Любовь The Goonies, so, for the final movie of Cultober, let’s take a look at 1987’s Monster Squad.



Not even passed the opening credits, and this movie establishes itself as a humorous film as well as a Любовь letter to old horror films. The Готика setting, the hard red font of old Hammer films, the terrible looking bat puppets, it really gives off a classic Hammer film vibe and I Любовь it. But what’s the plot? It starts with фургон, ван Helsing attempting to печать Dracula away, but fails, only stopping him temporarily. Then, fast вперед to the 80s, where a group of five Друзья that form a club all about monsters. Little do they know that Dracula is searching for an...
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Opinion by Windwakerguy430 posted ·2 месяцев назад
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Okay, so I am coming into this movie from the perspective of a viewer who has never seen anything from the original film. All I know about this movie is that it is, in fact, a remake of the original film and it was directed by body horror master himself, David Cronenberg, in possibly his most Популярное film ever. And I’m here excited to see what disgusting shit Cronenberg made this time. So let’s get into it, let’s check out the 1984 classic, The Fly.



The Fly follows the story of a scientist named Seth Brundle, played by America’s sweetheart, Jeff Goldblum, who creates a teleportation device that will make him renowned in the world of science. As he tests the device on himself, Brundle is unaware of a housefly getting inside with him, their molecules combining while teleporting. Slowly, over time, Brundle starts to experience change in his body as he slowly turns into a fly. или a fly-human disgusting hybrid. That being said, I hope Ты don’t get too excited to see the fly, because Ты will be waiting for a while. And it isn’t until thirty минуты of this час and thirty минута film that Brundle gets the cells of a fly. The...
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Opinion by Windwakerguy430 posted ·2 месяцев назад
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Ты know, as I was trying to decide what film I’d watch Далее on Cultober, a thought came to mind. There just wasn’t enough Аниме trash for this year. And that is where 1987’s Wicked City comes in. This marks the first animated horror film I’ve talked about on here, and what a one to start with. I would have gone with Vampire Hunter D, but how could I pass on the chance to talk about the film that may have started the genre of tentacle hentai……. Oh, what’ve I gotten myself into



Taking place in Япония because of course, the human world coexists with an alternate dimension known as the Black World, where humans with disturbing abilities that allow them to change their bodies and shapes in horrifying body horror fashion exist. A peace treaty is prepared to bring peace between the two worlds, but a Black World terrorist group known as the Radicals plan to stop that. In the human world, a group called The Black Guards exist in the hopes of stopping them and making sure the peace treaty goes off without a hitch, following the human Black Guard Taki, and his partner, a Black World woman and victim of a lot of messed up rape...
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Opinion by Windwakerguy430 posted ·2 месяцев назад
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Back in my original Corner of Horror October movie marathon two years назад (Jesus, that was actually two years ago), I made a review on a Peter Jackson horror film, Braindead, или Dead Alive, или whatever Ты wish to call it, and thought that it was an entertaining splatter horror film. Little to my knowledge is that there was another, one before this film, also made by the Lord of the Rings director, all the way back in 1987, with a film called Bad Taste. So, was Peter Jackson’s first film possibly one of his best? Well, let’s find out.



Bad Taste follows the Astro Investigation and Defence Service, или AIDS for short, as they travel to the fictional New Zealand town of Kaihoro to find out why the townspeople have suddenly gone missing. Eventually, their Поиск brings them to these mysterious figures dressed in blue shirts that wander around and attack them without warning. It is eventually revealed that these people are actually part of an intergalactic alien race that plans on kidnapping humans so that they can eat them and sell their flesh in a galactic fast Еда restaurant. Now the AIDS unit has to stop the aliens from taking the...
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Opinion by Windwakerguy430 posted ·2 месяцев назад
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Ты know what, slasher Фильмы are stupid. They are so stupid and kind of laughable. What’s even the point of them? Kidding aside, the slasher film genre is pretty silly when Ты think about the tropes of it, to a point where it should be parodied. And they did parody it… With кабина in the Woods. But we’re not here to talk about that film. Let’s talk about something less respected, 2010’s Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil



The Название characters of the film, Tucker and Dale, are two rednecks who head to their rundown vacation home. On the way, they find a group of obnoxious college kids that mistake the two for crazy hillbillies. Eventually, the kids starts to die in accidents, mostly due to their own stupidity, and the blame is put on Tucker and Dale. Now it’s a sorta, not really fight for sorta, not really survival as the Tucker and Dale get roped into this massive misunderstanding. And it’s pretty damn funny, if Ты ask me.
Sure, this isn’t exactly going to give anyone nightmares, as this “horror” film is еще of a comedy than anything. That being said, the tension in some scenes can be considered a horror, if barely at...
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Opinion by Windwakerguy430 posted ·2 месяцев назад
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Another movie changed up this week and this one isn’t technically a cult film. Boy, now the schedule is useless and the name of Cultober is useless. That being said, who wants to talk about Halloween, a franchise that hasn’t had a good movie since the first one forty years ago. Well, low and behold, we may have gotten something great. After years of bad sequel after bad sequel, could 2018’s Хэллоуин finally be the film we’ve been waiting for? Let’s find out. Also, this is a spoiler free review, so don’t worry.



The film takes place forty years after the events of the first Halloween, redconning everything that had ever happened before, which I am perfectly fine with. Michael Myers, now a sixty one год old man, is still a psychopath, and is prepared to escape the asylum that holds him in. And he does, and continues his killing spree in Haddonfield, Illinois once again. But he’s not the only one back, as Laurie Strode, now a mother and grandmother, has been waiting for Michael for years, preparing herself to finally kill him once and for all, believing that tonight will finally be her chance to end this. Now this movie...
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Opinion by Windwakerguy430 posted ·2 месяцев назад
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Okay, this is a movie I am 100% going into blind. I have no knowledge of what this movie is или what it is about. But, after Чтение a brief plot summary without spoilers, I learned that this is a film about science fiction horror and Lovecraftian entities. And already, I was sold. So let’s see if 2009’s Pandorum is worth the attention of others.



The film takes place over a hundred years into the future. Earth’s resources have been completely diminished and a ship is sent into Космос to find the planet Tanis, in the hope of starting a new life. Two men, Bower and Payton, awaken from their cryogenic sleep, having no memory of what happened to them или who they even are. As they explore the ship, they find some survivors, but also run into creatures that have been driven mad by Pandorum, a sort of madness that is caused by being trapped in space. Now Bower, Payton, and the other survivors have to survive and escape the ship, while uncovering that there may be еще to all this than they are lead to believe. Now let me say this right now, I’m a little disappointed in the Lovecraft aspect here.
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Opinion by Windwakerguy430 posted ·2 месяцев назад
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Well, after a few days of being off track, we're finally back on schedule. And what a good movie to start the normal schedule off with than with not really a horror film, but еще of a comedy. When I was a kid, I always loved Willy Wonka and the Шоколад Factory, and the performance of one Gene Wilder. I heard that he was also the lead role of another entertaining film by the parody director, Mel Brooks. The 1974 comedy classic, Young Frankenstein. Another film that came with a neat Dia de los Muertos design. So let's see what makes this film a classic



Young Frankenstein does not follow the original Victor von Frankenstein, but a descendant of his, Fredrick Frankenstein, ashamed of his ancestors mistakes, and goes by the name Fronkonsteen. After gaining the estate of his deceased grandfather, he finds a book that contains the research notes from Victor and decides to continue his work. With the help of his assistants, the female Inga and the hunchback Igor, he hopes to achieve success with his own monster. A monster with only one scar and a zipper on his neck. Really gives that parody feeling. I Любовь it.
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Opinion by Windwakerguy430 posted ·2 месяцев назад
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So about a while back, like two years ago, I reviewed The Hills Have Eyes 2009 remake. I thought it was alright. Disgusting as hell and stupid at times, but an enjoyable movie. And that’s when I remembered it’s a remake. I knew there was a film remade, but what I didn’t know is that the original film was created by Wes Craven, who made Nightmare on Elm Street. Despite that, this movie was made a few years before Nightmare on Elm Street. Is it as good as Wes Craven’s other classics или is it best forgotten? Let’s found out.



The film follows a small American suburban town called the Carter family travelling to Los Angeles through the desert, being warned to stick to the roads. Long story short, they don’t, and they end up crashing and stuck out in the desert looking for help. Little do they know that they are being stalked and hunted by a family of cannibals that plan on eating them alive, killing them all one by one…. Verrrrrry slooooooooowly.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·2 месяцев назад
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SeanTheHedgehog: *Sitting at a таблица in front of a laptop* Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, when a movie called The Nightmare Before Рождество was released. And then twenty three years later, Overwatch was created. If Ты haven't seen a combination of Overwatch with The Nightmare Before Christmas, I'd say it's time Ты begin now.

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A scare ворона spins around clockwise as the wind blows. We are on the Hollywood map, decked out in Хэллоуин decor.

Reapers: *Singing* Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't Ты like to see something strange?
Sombras: Come with us and Ты will see, this our town of Halloween.
Reapers & Sombras: This is Halloween, this is Halloween, pumpkins scream in the dead of night. This is Halloween, everybody make a scene, trick или treat till the neighbors come and die of fright. It's our town, everybody scream, in this town of Halloween.
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Opinion by Windwakerguy430 posted ·2 месяцев назад
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Now, I’ve probably Остаться в живых some credibility among the highterups of the horror community for liking the gorefests that are slasher films. Now allow me to sullididate my place as being a shitbag in the horror community with no chance of ever taken seriously again. Along with slasher films, I also like zombie films. Granted, to a lesser extent to slasher villains. At least there’s some creativity to slasher villains, while most zombies are just the same. But thankfully, we’ll be looking at a film that does things a little differently. That film would be 1985’s Return of the Living Dead.



Okay, first off, some history on this film. Return of the Living Dead is not part of the George A. Romero film franchise, like Night of the Living Dead, Day, Dawn, any of those films. Return of the Living Dead is not a part of those movies. There was an argument between George A. Romero and Автор John A. Russo, before they both decided to work on their own series being a sort of трещина, сплит timeline of sorts. Now, please don’t make me decide which one I like more, the Dead series или the Living Dead series, because I don’t wanna pick. Anyway, with that...
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Opinion by Windwakerguy430 posted ·3 месяцев назад
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Now, after watching that overrated filth that is Cloverfield (I kid, I just like irritating people), I felt like watching another found footage film. Blair Witch Project sounded good, but I had to pass on it. There was Paranormal Activity, but…. I don’t care. But then I remembered that there was another, made by the Spanish. And this was something that peaked my interest. The 2007 found footage… zombie? Film, REC



REC follows news reporter Angela and her cameraman Pablo as they film the night shift for a local огонь station for their late night news show. After getting a call about a woman going crazy in an apartment complex, the firefighters arrive to find that the woman has gone crazy with some sort of ailment, causing her to go violent and attack anyone, even biting them. Now locked in with no way out, Angela, Pablo, and the other apartment residents have to find a way out before they all get infected, one by one. The film could be considered a typical zombie flick mixed with the shaky cam of Cloverfield или Blair Witch, but this film manages to make it a bit еще interesting with the… I don’t know if I wanna call them...
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Opinion by Windwakerguy430 posted ·3 месяцев назад
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Well this one is certainly going to be a blast from the past, assuming anyone from that time is even alive или even Чтение this article. In 1920, when Фильмы were still silent films with only a line of text appearing afterward, not much was thought about being done in the horror genre. But low and behold, here comes Germany with one of the most influential horror films ever made, 1920’s The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. What makes this film such a standout from almost a hundred years ago? Let’s find out.



The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is told from the perspective of an interesting person by the name of Francis, telling the story of what happened to him and his fiancee in the town of Holstenwall, a strange town where buildings are bent and tilted, windows are stretched and in bizarre shapes and shadows spill out across the streets. In this town, a mad doctor by the name of Dr. Caligari brings a monster in a cabinet named Cesare, who he controls and orders to murder those that have wronged him in his life. Eventually, the creature falls for Jane, and results in the classic Beauty and Beast trope of all classic horror films. Creature from the...
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Opinion by Windwakerguy430 posted ·3 месяцев назад
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Believe it или not, I am quite the Фан of old black and white style of humor. From the silent Актёрское искусство of Charlie Chaplin pre-Hitler stache era to the slapstick Золото of the Three Stooges. Just something about that style of humor from that decade makes me laugh. And Abbott and Costello were no exception. They were just so much fun to watch from their shows and movies. And being a Фан of the classic Universal horror monsters, when I heard there was a crossover, I was both excited but skeptical. How could two differentiating genres make for a good movie… Well, you’d be surprised.



Despite the film being called Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein, there is еще than just Frankenstein’s Monster in this movie. There is also Dracula and even the волк Man in this movie. Ты even have Dracula played by Bela Lugosi, Glenn Strange as Frankenstein’s Monster, and The волк Man played by Lon Chaney Jr. There’s even a gag at the end where Vincent Price plays the Invisible Man. But enough about me getting all excited about classic horror films and their actors, let’s actually talk about the film. The movie followed Abbott and Costello who get...
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Opinion by Windwakerguy430 posted ·3 месяцев назад
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Well, this movie is certainly an odd case. Back in the day, when there was very few use of the internet, there was only two opinions of this movie. Ты would either get, “What is that movie” или “Aw man, that movie was the best”. Nowadays, while there is still a cult following, I doubt that this movie has the kind of following it had back in the day. Is there a reason for it или does it deserve some respect? Well, let’s watch 1988’s Pumpkinhead and find out.



The film takes place in a secluded кабина in the woods, oh boy. A small store owner by the name of Ed Harley does the responsible thing and leaves his son unattended as he runs an errand. The result is a group of four teens accidently killing the child when they run him over. Enraged, Ed gets the help of an old witch to get revenge on the teens, and resurrect a corpse into the demonic Pumpkinhead. Regretting his decision, Ed must help the teens fend off Pumpkinhead. Also, Pumpkinhead does not have an actual тыква for a head. He was just made in a тыква patch. How dumb.
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Opinion by Windwakerguy430 posted ·3 месяцев назад
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…… So yeah, this is a film that I watched. 1972’s Night of the Lepus. And it’s not as neat a name as it sounds when it’s alternate name is Rabbits…. This is a movie about giant killer rabbits. Let’s check it out.



The film takes place in a small country town and follows Cole, a farmer and ranch owner who is hunting the rabbits that have caused harm to the town due to eating their crops and harming their horses. As he tries to hunt them, scientists try to find a way to stop their breeding period, resulting in a horrifying concoction that instead of decreasing the rabbits hormones, turns them into giant creatures with a taste for humans. It’s a common mistake in the field of science, I understand. And so the town has to get together to stop the creatures before they escape to larger cities. And if this movie sounds like I have very little to talk about it, I certainly do.
Night of the Lepus is another one of those films that are enjoyed ironically, and so far, those kinds of films are the ones I find to be the most uninteresting, like Bride of the Monster или Birdemic. And honestly, this one is probably the least...
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Opinion by Windwakerguy430 posted ·3 месяцев назад
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This is a film I only heard about in hushed whispers. 1988’s Maniac Cop was a slasher film that, among other slasher film titles, went unnoticed when it first came out. Low critical reception sure didn’t help. But it eventually gained a following and many people came to enjoy the film. And so, what do I think of the movie. Is it a possible underrated slasher classic или is it not good. Well, I do like the idea of a police officer being a serial killer, and making it a lot еще of a hidden threat, so there is definitely potential here. Let’s give it a shot.



In the middle of the night, a serial killer dressed as a cop, complete with handcuffs, a gun, and a nightstick concealing a blade, stalks the streets of New York, killing people in droves and driving the public to fear the police. Police officer Jack Forrest, played by the King of Camp, Bruce Campbell, is framed for the murders after his wife is killed, all while officers Frank McCrae and Theresa Mallory Поиск for the killer and try to discover what his identity is and why he has strange abilities, especially being deathly cold and being unphased when shot. Some people could...
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