So when I was a young lad and had just gotten my 3DS, I wanted to play some new games. Games that weren’t Atari brand shovelware pieces of utter trash. No, something that would introduce everyone to the glory of the 3DS. And the first game I got, was Ocarina of Time 3D. And then eventually, I got Super Mario 3D Land. And then I read how disappointing this game was… Was it really?
I mean, I’ve played better Super Mario games, but this game is still a ton of fun for me to play. Sure, the 3D in this game felt kind of gimmicky, but the entire console felt kind of gimmicky. Reasons why they made a version without the 3D, but I’m getting off topic. Super Mario 3D Land follows the basic premise. Bowser kidnaps Peach, Mario has to go through worlds to save her, and somewhere along the way, Ты get to play as Luigi. The game has a series of different worlds, but nothing Ты haven’t seen before. трава worlds, sand worlds, water worlds, lava worlds, haunted house worlds, and some weird geometry worlds. I do agree, this Mario game does nothing new, but it’s still satisfying and fun to play. Trying to get all the stars in every level was so much fun. And then I realize that there is still еще game to play even after that? Ты think Ты finish the game after beating Bowser, but no. There’s not an alternate world, where Ты get to play through harder stages in the game, all with their own three set of stars to collect. And after that’s done, Ты still gotta play as Luigi. For a young kid who was just starting out their game collection, this game had a ton of variety to keep going through the levels and see what else there was to play. And the powerups were a ton of fun. Ты got the classic огонь Flower, but now there’s the Boomerang Flower, and the games main point, the leaf that turns Mario into a Tanooki, without the massive pair of testicles (I’m not lying. Ты can look that up if Ты want). It’s a ton of fun to use this thing, and if Ты are real skilled, Ты can skip portions of the level using it. This was just a fun time waster of a game. It’s not the greatest Mario game out there, trust me, we’ll come to that later, but it is still a ton of fun, and probably one of the fonder memories I have of a Mario game out there
Unpa Lunpa doom-pa-de-do
I’ve got a perfect order for you
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dee
If Ты wish to live, you’ll listen to me
What can we do when our labor camps full
Unable to get children to produce our wool
Insurance Fraud is our get-rich-quick scheme
Scaring the people so I may haunt their dreams
The nuclear threats also make me glee
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dong
If Ты follow my laws, Ты will live long
Ты will be in daddy’s graces too
Like I, Unpa Lunpa, doom-pa-dee-do
I’ve got a perfect order for you
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dee
If Ты wish to live, you’ll listen to me
What can we do when our labor camps full
Unable to get children to produce our wool
Insurance Fraud is our get-rich-quick scheme
Scaring the people so I may haunt their dreams
The nuclear threats also make me glee
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dong
If Ты follow my laws, Ты will live long
Ты will be in daddy’s graces too
Like I, Unpa Lunpa, doom-pa-dee-do