Walter: (Buying masks, gloves, and a bottle of aspirin from the Mall-Mart)
Store Clerk: (Swiping items)
Customer: Come on, man. Hurry up
Walter: Hey, Ты mind shutting up? We all got crap we got to do
Customer: (To the store clerk) Ты aren’t questioning this guy buying all this stuff
Store Clerk: Honey, I make minimum wage a week. Unless this gets me a raise, I won’t Вопрос a damn thing
Walter: So, why don’t Ты stop poking your nose where it doesn’t belong and head to the express isle
Customer: It’s еще than ten items
Walter: Well, look at you, with your body weight, I doubt you’ll...

So, let’s go over the underaged killer stories again in the Крипипаста world. Okay, so we got Jeff the Killer- Well, this was a fucking mistake. As Ты know from… well, me, I am not a Фан of the whole “emotional teenager becomes an unstoppable killer because people are too stupid to fight off a нож wielding psychopath with a gun” creepypastas, или E.T.B.U.K.B.P.A.T.S.T.F.O.K.W.P.W.A.G. Creepyastas This includes Jeff the Killer, all of his awful Фан creepypastas, Jane the Killer, Clockwork, and Eyeless Jack. And trust me, I’m going to touch upon those stories later on. So, when I...

Back during the sixth generation of gaming consoles, we got a game called Red Dead Revolver, the original, Red Dead Redemption, one of my Избранное games of all time. Now, Red Dead Revolver wasn’t… Terrible. I liked it, in a way, but it was clearly not what everyone wanted. It had Ты go through linear missions, when everyone was hoping for GTA but with horses. Sure, it’s not a bad game, but everyone was hoping for an open world wild west game… But, little did they know, that there was a wild west open world game that was released… And still, little did they know, because no one I...

(Phillip and Walter walk down the hall of Ricardo’s building)
Phillip: Walter, do we really want to go back and work for this guy
Walter: He’s got money. We don’t. I think that if we work for him a bit longer, we could make our money back. Besides, I got everything planned out
Phillip: Ты do?
Walter: Yes. We’ll do just a few еще jobs for him, and when we’re sure we’ve got everything we need, we’ll do one last job. A huge heist at a bank.
Phillip: A-a bank heist?
Walter: Yes. It’s the perfect way to get all the money we need
(They open the door to Ricardo’s office)
Ricardo: (On the...

So, I was looking around the internet… and guess what… THERE ARE еще BONG CHONG DONG GHOST STORIES! AH HA HA HA HA!..... Fuck my life.
So, the Далее one I will be talking about is the Bong Chong Ghost 2. So, is this one any better than the original…. lets find out.
So, it starts with yet another nameless character, this time a boy. So, he is waiting in the train station, alone. Gee, Ты think with a population as big as Korea’s, you’d think еще people would be in the subway. Anyway, as he’s waiting, he see’s this woman, who is walking around. She is stumbling around, and the boy...

Hey, so, I guess this is going to be a recuring thing, it seems.... oh well. Well, I guess I will go ahead and talk about еще things that irritate me.. seriously, we must be up to thirty by now.

Stereotypes - Now, these jokes are just some of the stupidest things ever. Literally, there are stereotypes for everyone. Idiots have to be slurred and cross-eyes, which is fucking bullshit (I made a rant about why this is false in my Derpy Hooves review already, so I won't continue it again). If your old, Ты are very forgetful, also bullshit, because my grandmother is in here seventies, and she can...

(News Показать starts)
Announcer: This is R.A.T News, Сообщить on American Tidings
News Anchor: This just in. Eastwood High School has been hit with a dangerous plague. Here to give Ты this story is our on-the-field reporter, Victoria Hurtless
Victoria: Thanks James. Eastwood has been known for many different things. Its drug busts, its pathetic police, and now, homosexuality. After getting information from a… (Looks over Spacebook on her phone) reliable source, we were able to find that homosexuality has been running rampant in Eastwood. Here is the one who has been giving us this information
Cody:...

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV Показать they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created...

We all know Grand Theft Auto for being one of the best selling games out there, and for good reason. It has massive worlds to explore, and many characters to meet. For those who haven’t played GTA… Which is probably none of you, GTA is a game series where Ты explore a massive overworld and get involved with all sorts of crimes. From being a gang member in San Andreas to joining multiple mob families in GTA IV. But what really sells this game is the exploration. There is just so much to do in each game and so much places to explore. And for those who are truly adventurous, there are tons...

Now, I have talked about my Избранное childhood shows, so, why not talk about the shows that were not a part of my childhood. Ты know, those shows that were made for adults. Yeah, those shows. Now, the rules are simple. They have to be shows I have watched. Also, no anime, because if I did allow anime, then the whole goddamn Список would just consist of that And they have to be for adults. Now, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Family Guy - OH GODDAMNIT, NO



REAL #10: Invader Zim - Now, this one is lower on the Список because it was on a childrens channel. The Показать was made...

Hello everyone, and today, I have a еще serious Список for Ты guys. This Список is the вверх Ten Saddest Games that I have played. Now, I have to had played these games, so if there is a game that Ты feel should be here but isn't, then I probably haven't played that game. So, with that, lets start. (Quick note, this Список contains spoilers for every game on this list. Read at your own risk)

10: Braid - Now, Braid is an indie game that I only recently got into, and I have to say, it is a pretty fun game. The whole point of the game is that your playing as this guy who is looking for this princess...

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Commander Kane: So, let me get this straight. You're Аниме characters, and Ты live in a place called Animeland?
Addie: Yep.
Cassie: Watch our show, and you'll see why.
Mily: *Blowing her whistle as she comes towards the humans*
Commander Kane: It's a talking train!
Mily: What's everyone shouting at me for? *Passing the humans* Эй, guys, welcome back. I'm Mily, and I'm your hostess tonight. I got back to back episodes of a new series joining our lineup, called Johnny Lightning. Enjoy.

Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.

Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine...

Hello, and welcome to another installment of Hidden Gems, and today, we’ll be taking a look at the third party game from the Wii. Now, I know that third party games for the Wii were… Not the best. Usually, you’d find a bunch of awful party and fitness games. Sure, Ты get a few good third party games, but they're all kind of… E rated games. They never went to the extreme… But then one game did just that. There was a game on the Wii that decided to push it to the and create something rather gruesome and violent for a console as family friendly as the Nintendo Wii… And no, we...

Welcome, everyone, to the Далее Хэллоуин oriented list. This week, we’ll be looking at the eight legged creepy crawlies Ты always find in the corners of a dark room. Spiders. Now, spiders are probably the least scariest things on this list… To me anyway. There are hundreds of people with a fear of spiders,known as arachnophobia. And with spiders hown growing larger and bigger and becoming the size of a house, I doubt they get any less scary. So, today, we will be looking at the ten spiders from movies, tv shows, and video games. Now, before we begin, a few rules. Only one паук per franchise,...

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 1: Typical Without A Doubt

Narrator: Welcome to the wonderful town of Animeland. It is the most populated city in the world, because......uuhhh...
Women: *Laying down Далее to each other, having sex with men*
Narrator: Yeah....that. Why am I Актёрское искусство surprised? This is Your Typical Anime. Now then, let's Переместить on to the characters. The first...

Wind: (Walking into school, with the school officer sitting in his car) Hey, Ты know that I passed, like, fifteen different drug dealers on the way to school right. At least seven of them offered to sell me cocaine.
Officer: Oh… right. I will get to work on that…. Right now (The officer drives down the road)
Wind: Hey, the drug dealers are in the opposite direction- Eh, I’m sure he’ll realize it (Goes into the school building)
Officer: Phew, that was close. I thought I’d actually have to do my job.

Wind: (Sees a bunch of students crowding the school stairway) (Sighs, as he heads to the...

Now, after I did a Список for annoying Zelda characters, I noticed something. There are a lot of creepy Zelda characters. And, when I say creepy, I mean REALLY creepy. Now, this is my opinion, so, I may have a different idea of what’s creepy than you. So, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Dying Guard from Ocarina of Time - Now, this is lower on the Список because this is a secret character. But, it’s still creepy nonetheless. After Ты see Zelda run out of Hyrule замок Town, Ты are supposed to head to the Temple of Light. BUT, if Ты go to the alley that is opposite...

Now, what are all Legend of Zelda games known for. Their dungeons of course. So, today, I Want to tell Ты all what my Избранное Zelda dungeons of all time all. Now, there aren’t really any rules for this list, other then this is my opinion, so…. Let’s start the list



#15: The Eagle from Legend of Zelda - What better way to start off the Список then the first dungeon that started it all. Now, sure, it may not be all that great by today’s standards and it seems pretty lackluster when compared to the dungeons of this era, but, remember. This was the very first dungeon in Zelda...

Ah, yes, its Рождество time again and what better way to celebrate this time of year, then with a bunch of Рождество movies. Now, remember, these are not the best Рождество Фильмы ever made, its just my favorite. Second, they have to be Фильмы I have seen. And, lastly, they have to be Рождество themed in one way или another. So, with that, lets get started.

20: Jingle All the Way - Now, this Фильмы may not be the best movie ever made, but, Ты have to remember… Arnold Schwarzenegger is in this movie. Holy shit, if that isn’t worth watching this movie, I don’t know what is. Anyway, this...

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This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian, and the others with a passenger train*
Jeff: *Passes Bryce. The both...