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Hello, and welcome to the first review of Cultober, a series where I spend the entirety of October talking about cult movies, new and old. And today, we’ll be talking about the 1957 monster classic, I Was a Teenage Werewolf. Not reviewed highly my critics at the time of its release, it did gang a fandom and had a cultural impact, being referenced in several tv shows like Spongebob and appearing in an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. It was also the first movie of it’s kind to put teenagers in danger of the monster, which was unheard of at the time. So, let’s talk about what makes...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
~Part 2: Mack the Knife~

*Mikey looked at himself in the bathroom mirror. A black vest with barely visible red lines, atop a white uniform. Seeing himself in such a suit, one he had no intentions of using, was enough to make him feel еще defeated than he did just the night before. He kept his gaze on the mirror, before his eyes fell down in a sort of somber silence, before the door opened, with Mambo leaning against the door, stirring a glass of bourbon, the ice clinking against the glass as Mambo took a slow drink, before looking up, giving a satisfying sigh)
Mambo: Kentucky brand. Perfect....
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Well, here we are. The first update of the year, I think. Gun laws have become a huge event this year, Mark Zuckerberg is actually a horrible person, and Jimmy Kimmel still sucks. Well, what better time to make an update than now. Hello, and greetings everyone. It’s that time again where I can start up another update on what’s going on for the website. So, first off, for the two of Ты that care, the Scarlet бабочка series is going to be a series that will be in the work. I just need to think of the outcomes of the readers choices and see what happens from there. I do plan on working...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Oh boy, the Nintendo DS. I reviewed some Wii games on Hidden Gems, but I have yet to review a DS game. And let me tell you, if the Nintendo Wii is the king of shovelware games, than the Nintendo DS is at least the sultin. DS shovelware was bad, but we all know it never got to the levels of Ninjabread Man bad. But man, finding underrated DS games is way harder than Wii titles. With Wii, Ты can at least pick out the good hidden gems from the bad ones. With DS, it’s not so easy. Ты could find one with a decent box art only to be hit with a poorly made game. But thankfully, we’ll be talking...
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TREVOR AS VEGETA:

SCENE 1:

Trevor: (angry, but around little childrun, so avoids swearing) SON OF A GUM-CHEWING FUNK MONSTER! WHY THE Фрукты DOES ALL THIS FUNNY STUFF HAPPEN TO ME?! FORGET MY LIFE ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY MISERABLE FAILING CLODS LIKE THIS WHOLE WORLD JUST LIKES TO BEND ME OVER AND FIND ME IN THE ALPS LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF SHLOP RECEPTACLE! WELL AS FAR AS I CARE, THESE MISERABLE COWS CAN HAVE A FANCY BARBECUE WITH A GODDAMN PIG!

SCENE 2:

Trevor: I'M SO RAGED WAIT NOW!

Franklin: (sarcastally) What else is new?

Trevor: (blasted by sudden spot lights) AAH! MY RAGE HAS BLINDED ME!

SCENE 3:

NORTH...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
~8:30 PM
June 20th 2079
Sangria City Racetrack~

(Apollo was walking out into the center of the track. The tack was a massive circling road that went around the area, with the spectator seats surrounding the outer parts of the road. In this area, the entire audience of Takedown TV were able to attend, as they were all cheering and awaiting the Далее match. Mr. Biggs himself sat at the highest point, the chair made to look golden, as he spoke into his microphone)
Mr. Biggs: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Далее ranked battle on Takedown TV!
(The crowd began to give a thunderous cheer as they awaited...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: ……..
Cody: (Walks over) Эй, Wind. What Ты looking at
Wind: Just Чтение this sign
Cody: Oh yeah. Ты didn’t hear that they were coming to Eastwood
Wind: Yeah… but why?
Cody: Maybe to give their speech on gay rights
Wind: Probably
(Keeps looking at the sign that reads “First Ever East боров, хряк, кабан Baptist Church (Not Cult) Eastwood Event”)

Cody: Come on, Wind. What’s to hate about East Boar?
Wind: They’re a bunch of psychopaths with no moral understanding или common sense
Cody: But don’t Ты hate everyone
Wind: Yes, I do, but I hate idiots even more
Cody: Well, their a church, and they say...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
To see the three main characters, and their car, go to this link: link

St. Foallis Maresourri, 1996

The three characters in the link above were driving a 1994 Caprice car down a road at 2 in the morning. They were all tired, and wanted to go to bed.

Bob: Ah hell. Give me еще booze before we do anything like this again.
Lewis: Okay.
Mare: *Talking on the radio* Attention all units, 211 in progress-
Lewis: What the hell is this?
Bob: A robbery at this time of night?
Shawn: What the hell is going on?
Lewis: Shh!
Mare: -Suspect is inside the bank, witnesses believe the suspect's name is Benjamin...
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When I was a young middle school student, I told my friends, and I quote, “If Capcom doesn’t make an Аниме based off of the Ace Attorney series, I’m gonna fly to Япония and kick their asses”! True quote. And finally, after over a decade of Phoenix Wright, we have finally gotten the Ace Attorney anime! Episode 1……. So, after watching the Ace Attorney movie and liking it, does the Ace Attorney Аниме lives up to the hype или should be deported back to Japan? Let’s find out, shall we?
So, let us start with the anime’s opening. I think it’s catchy, though is it just me, или does it...
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Well, here we go again. Sorry for the complete lack of an actual real review for quite some time. I was busy with school, work, family, and a bunch of things Ты don’t care about, because Ты only came for a review. Well, a review is what Ты are going to get. So, let me introduce Ты to…….. Uh…… Shit…. There isn’t a whole lot to review left, huh? Damn….. Well, I got this one Аниме called D-Frag. It’s pretty underrated, so why don’t I review this? I got nothing better to review.
So, D-Frag is an Аниме by Studio Brain’s Base, who have worked on Princess Jellyfish, Durarara,...
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Wind: (Wakes up in a crashed car) Oh man, what happened
(5 минуты Ago)
Officer: I got another story-
Wind: (In the back of a police car) Oh my god, no one gives a fu- OH SHIT (The officer hits someone and swerves off the road and off a cliff)
(Present Time)
Wind: Oh yeah… how do I get out of here

Wind: (Takes the dead officers keys and takes the handcuffs off) There. Now, I just need to get out of- (The officer attacks him)
Wind: OH SHIT (Shoots the officer with a shotgun) …….. Well, that was unexpected

Wind: (Walking around house)
Clementine: (Over walkie-talkie) Hello?
Wind: Who сказал(-а) that (Looks...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is Oddjob. He will appear later in this story
This is Oddjob. He will appear later in this story

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

It was a normal день in Ponyville with the sun shining, and everypony was feeling happy.

Song: link

Rainbow Dash: *Flying in the air at high speed* Woo hoo!!! *Clearing lots of clouds in the sky as she flies*

One of радуга Dash's Избранное things to do, besides flying, is clearing clouds. She loves to see a clear blue sky, with the sun shining brightly.

Rainbow Dash: *Kicks two еще clouds* Perfect. The sky is the same shade of blue as me. Time for a break. *Flies down into the center of Ponyville,...
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First off let's have Garth be taken miles away from Jasper, and he was knocked out. And woken up around to strangers. One with long blonde hair, and the other seemed slighty older, was really tall, with short black hair, but not overly strong, truthfully, neither seemed strong. The tall one introduced himself as Connor, the blonde one сказал(-а) he was Troy. Garth also introduced himself. Garth couldn't remember how he got here, but he new he needed to get home. After hearing Garth's problem, Connor and Troy agreed to help him. "We better Переместить quickly, there are zombies around here" Troy said. "Not...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to еще things that just plan irritate me. Of course there is еще then there is for even here, and I may do еще in the future, but for now, lets rant on the small things in life.

Cell Phones - Everyone knows these, and everyone has them. There is not a person alive who doesn't have a cellphone. Ты have one, your Друзья have one, your family has one, your grandmother's brother has one. Fucking everyone. But, the problem is that everyone is addicted to them. They can't stay away from them for like twelve seconds. It's like mind control. Trying to have a conversation....
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So, there is only one reason I am making a review of the disease known as Ebola. And that is NO ONE IN AMERICA WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP!
I mean, for fucks sake, people talk about it as if it's the Далее Cancer. This is just so stupid to talk about because, well, it started with someone visiting Africa, where Ebola is actually a fucking problem there. But, when he came back, he caught the disease and he got real sick to the point where he was quarantined. But, that wasn't enough to save him and he died, but passed it onto someone else. Now, sure, this may sound awful, but here is the thing. IT ONLY...
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Hello. Now, I already told Ты my Избранное Аниме shows. Now for my Избранное western cartoons. I enjoyed so many. Sure, there are few good western cartoons, but I can still remember so much. So, I'll tell Ты my favorite. Oh, and no anime. It's been done before

10: Rugrats - Now, some people may think its an odd choice, but this Показать was always a Избранное Nicktoon of mine. Mainly due to the charm and humor of the show. Sure, the Дети may be a little obnoxious, but remember, they are just babies. And the obnoxious personality is the point of being an infant. Sure, there are еще great Nicktoons,...
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Sonic the Hedgehog - Sonic: (Runs real fast) Yeah, I am the fastest thing alive
Robotnik: Oh, are you, Sonic. Then prove it by catching me
Sonic: Ha, anyone can catch you, Ты fat bastard
Robotnik: Oh yeah, then catch me if Ты can (Runs off) (Sonic chases Robotnik) (Robotnik runs faster as Sonic gets еще tired) (Sonic falls onto the ground in fatigue)
Sonic: WHAT THE FU-

Street Fighter - Announcer: Round One. Fight
Ryu: Haduken (Fires Ha-Du-Ken) (Guile dodges)
Guile: Sonic Boom (Sonic Boom from Sonic CD plays)
Ryu: What the-
Guile: Oh, wait. Sorry..... SONIC BOOM (Fires Sonic Boom and hits Ryu)
Spectator:...
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Have Ты ever heard of the Nickelodeon Показать called The Modifyers... No... That's because it never made it past the pilot. Here's the thing. This was when Nickelodeon was losing faith in shows. Эй, Arnold and Rugrats were gone and Spongebob was going do to hell after Season 2, so Nickelodeon needed new shows. Suddenly, there came a Показать that beamed with success, and that Показать was The Modifyers. But Nickelodeon denied it because the compony is filled with a bunch of stupid assholes that think toilet humor and mocking suicide is funny. Anyway, let me tell Ты about the Modifyers.
It was a show...
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Song: link

Sean: *Blows his horn as he passes Kevin and Liam with a passenger train*
Liam: Thanks for taking me out here Kevin. This is awesome.
Kevin: I knew you'd like this place.
Master Sword: *Eating an яблоко as he trips Wayne*
Wayne: Hey! Ты did that on purpose!
Master Sword: No I didn't. Honest. *An angel's halo appears over his head*
Duck: The final segment of this week's Показать is starting.
Mr. Nut: Indeed it is. I'm Mr. Nut from The Nut House, and I'm your host on this fine evening. We have On The Block, and Ponies On The Rails for Ты excellent people. Enjoy.

Welcome to the block. And now for...
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There are a lot of heroes, или at least protagonists in animation. but, what is a hero without the villain. A villain, или antagonist, if Ты will, is usually some obstacle that the protagonist must overcome, with the villain being the largest obstacle the protagonist has faced yet. And, let me tell Ты all something, there are a LOT of amazing villains out there. From cartoons, to animated movies, to anime, they’re everywhere. And they are just so awesome. So, today, I am going to talk about the вверх twenty most awesome animated villains. Now, a few rules before we start the list. These are...
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