Tetra: So, now that we are here, are Ты ready to go on an amazing adventure to save your sister
Link: No
Tetra: Then let us- Wait, what do Ты mean by no
Link: Ты see, my mother used to tell me stories of a Храбрая сердцем hero who went through many hardships to save the land from evil. And I can assure you, I fucking hate the stuff he went through. He almost got killed by spiders, lizards, jellyfish monsters, ghosts, dragons, water.... Yeah, just water, zombies, witches, pigmen, tribal warriors, goats, giant fish, worms, and a scary mask, and I can assure Ты I won't go on some crappy adventure
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