Klassic Kinect Krap

Nate: (Drives car down улица, уличный in city)
Emma: So, do Ты know any place we can hide, Nate
Nate: Well, we just need to find a place with enough supplies. Ты know, with Еда and weapons
Chris: Oh, well, I know this one guy who-
Nate: No, Chris. We are never letting Ты choose the hiding place ever agai- (Body hits the капот, худ of the car) HOLY CRAP (Stops car)
Emma: What was that
Nate: (Looks out window to see people jumping off buildings) Oh, that isn't good
Leroy: (Walks down улица, уличный with protesters) (Stops in front of there car) Hey, guys. Would Ты like to sign for the rights of our undead brothers
Nate:...

As of the time this is released, a huge rumor has gone around America that clowns are stalking and terrorizing everyone in the country. It started out small at first, but things only increased as еще and еще of these clowns were found. News media began to follow all of these clowns movements, and schools were closed due to being so worried about the clowns, one of the еще Последнее sightings being in Cincinnati Ohio, which is way too close to where I live. So, with all these rumors of clowns going around, I think now is a good time to talk about Stephen King’s It…… Nah, just kidding....

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, или chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson Мотоциклы on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle Далее to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...

Япония makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. Ты play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as Ты look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if Ты look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a Манга with a Название so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if Ты don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story,...

I could spend today talking about the glory that is Silent холм, хилл 2 and why it’s my Избранное horror game of all time, but I don’t feel like talking about that today. No, instead, I want to talk about one thing. One specific thing, and it’s this. Pyramid Head, the greatest horror character ever, with his creepy appearance, disturbing actions, and a haunting backstory that’s one of the most important in video game history, или even in the history of horror… and how he was completely ruined in one fell swoop.



Now, before we start talking about how crappy Pyramid Head has become, we...

Ayumi: And it was said, the principal was so fat, every died
Satoshi: Re-really
Yoshiki: I’m calling bullshit on that (All the lights turn off)
Satoshi: Oh, god. I think I pissed myself
Yui: (Turns on the lights) Oh, it’s just me and Yuka
Yuka: I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS
Mayu: Aww, she’s so cute
Yuka: I’LL CUT YOU, сука
Satoshi: Oh, thank god. I thought I was dead (Unknowingly, grabbing Naomi’s breasts)
Naomi: Satoshi, will Ты stop fondling my breasts firmly with your hands and-
Seiko: Naomi, you're having your crazy fantasies again
Naomi: Oh, right. Sorry
Satoshi: ….. Huh
Namoi: ……...

Link: Man, this job is a lot еще fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone by killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears Музыка behind waterfall) What is this. The Музыка is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...

Sonic X Parody - Episode 1

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Robot 1: And I was like, “That’s what she said”.
Robot 2: Ha ha, that joke never gets old
Robot 1: Yeah. Anyway….. Wait, did Ты hear that
Robot 2: (Turns to see something running at them) Oh shit
Robot 1: Okay, don’t worry. We were created for this very purpose. We can do this. Shoot him (Fires at thing)
Sonic: Get out of the way (Jumps over robots)
Robot 1: ……………….. Shit
(Meanwhile)
Droid 1: Dr. Robotnik, it appears-
Eggman:...

King of Red Lions: Now that we have all the orbs, we can finally place them on three islands and get into another temple
Link: FUUUUUUUU-

Blue Statue: (Heavy sigh)
Link: So, are Ты one of the statues I have to, for some reason, place a ball on
Blue Statue: Whatever
Link: Um.... Okay (Places ball on statue)

Red Statue: Who the fuck are you
Link: Um... I came to give Ты this ball
Red Statue: Get the fuck out of my face
Link: I'll just place it here (Places ball on statue)

Green Statue: Wow, man, welcome, bro
Link: Yeah, can Ты hold this
Green Statue: Sure man, I'll hold your ball....... Oh man, man, that...

Hello everyone, and welcome to the first Статья of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where Ты play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and Ты have a choice to be good или evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this Статья contains spoilers)

Boss: оса, осы Queen
The оса, осы Queen is the...

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Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Great Escape

Starring

The good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Jade Greene
Volk
Pablo
Brewster Amzel
Sigmund
Gordon
Princess Celestia
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Shining Armor
James

Chibi-emmy's OC

Sacred Symphony

Dragonaura15's OC

Airborne

The bad guys

Griffons

Gilda
Major Skyler

Nazis

Major Jones
Captain Muntz
Seargent Schultz

Changelings

Queen Chrysalis
Luke
Jordyn
Corporal Hothead

This is based off of a true story. Although the characters...

Wind: (Walks over to the Empress) So, yeah, when I went to those other towns to find the cure for the plague…. They tried to lynch me, but since they were worried they’d get the plague from touching me, they then started shooting at me with rifles. I had arrows and firebombs thrown at me. I think I breathed in enough bomb ash that it’s fucking up my lungs as we speak.
Empress: Oh, this is terrible
Wind: You’re damn right it’s terrible. I’m the only one in this damn city with an attention span lasting еще than five seconds, so if I die, we’ve all pretty much Остаться в живых the only person...

When I was thirteen, I was still a very, very, VERY stupid child. However, while I was still stupid, I had also grown a Любовь for еще of the Japanese culture. After Чтение about the country on an Статья online, I had grown to really like this country. I was interested in it’s history, agriculture, and many other things. But if there was anything I loved the most, it was it’s weaponry. еще specifically, the samurai sword. I just loved these kinds of weapons, and I really loved those things. Now, I am telling Ты this so Ты can get a better understanding of what’s to come. Back then,...

Link: Okay, so, what do we do Далее on Windfall
Tetra: Well, there is this teacher named Ms. Marie who is having problems with a group of kids.
Link: ...... Why do I give a fuck
Tetra: A reward involving a thousand dollars and your own tropical island
Link: Wait, are Ты serious.
Tetra: Yep
Link: ........... Your bullshitting me
Tetra: Why don't Ты find out then
Link: .....................
(Later, at Ms. Maries school)
Ms. Marie: Oh, young boy, please help me, I-
Link: Yeah, don't worry, I'll fix the problem
Ms. Marie: Ты will? Oh tha-
Link: Yeah, shut up (Walks out)
(Later, outside)
Link: Okay, now, where...

Link: Well, what's next
Tetra: We need to meet the island swordmaster, Orca
Link: Orca? Ты mean that creepy old guy?
Tetra: Oh come on Link. How bad can he be
(Later, in Orca's Dojo)
Orca: Oh, Эй, Link. It's been a while
Link: Uh... Эй, Orca.
Orca: So, Ты want some candy. It's over here. Just step into my basement and-
Link: Actually, I'm here for for Ты to teach me a new Переместить so I can leave
Orca: But why would I teach a little kid a dangerous move
Link: (Holds out underpants) because children's трусы, кальсоны says differently
Orca: Okay, I'll teach you
(A few минуты of preparation later)
Orca: Okay, Link....

Whenever it comes to animation, there’s something so fascinating about it. It’s much different from the real world, and Анимация allows people to do things that Ты couldn’t do in reality. And I kinda need to Любовь animation, since I to wish to work in animation. Now, I can’t draw to save my life. All I can do is write, and that’s about it. But I still Любовь the Анимация of Мультики and animes, and even video games. So, today, I want to share with Ты all Анимация styles by creators that I Любовь the most. Some Ты may like, and some I may get Ты to like. So, let’s start with the...

Anime girls depending on clothing или breast size:

Small breasts, еще layers of clothes - Rotten personality. Tsundere. That one сука nobody likes или for some reason find really cute.



Small breasts, cute, fashionable clothes - So sweet and innocent that they could rot your teeth just by them smiling they're so sweet. Maybe even annoying.



Large breasts, еще layers of clothes, или fashionable clothes- Airhead, cute, shy, clumsy. Generally most of the time ends up being the "main girl" of the series.