Who....in THE FUCK!?!?

Girl: (Listening to Justin Beiber music)
Brother: Sis, what are Ты doing
Girl: Listening to Justin Bieber
Brother: Ugh. Why?
Girl: He’s amazing. I’ve got Bieber Fever
(28 Days Later)
News Anchor: An entire family was found dead after a girl played the song, “Baby”, by Justin Bieber.

(At the Government Place)
Worker 1: Damn it! If these teens keep contracting the illness, there’s no telling what may happen
Worker 2: What do we do?
Worker 3: We just got to keep people from listening to that song. How many people have listened to it
Worker 4: Uh….. (Looks on Youtube) The video has…… over...

Dear God. I knew that some shit was just fucked-up, but this.... THIS.... Oh dear God........ I'm reviewing Root Her.
This is a fanfic based off of the Stephen Spielberg blockbuster, Jurassic Park. I Любовь this movie. Hell, who doesn't. It was a movie that pretty much had some of the best visuals of all time and some wonderful characters. Then Jurassic Parks 2 and 3 came out and the rest is history. But trust me, those two Фильмы don't even compare to this abomination. So, here we go.
We start with a worker, Jeffery, getting dragged into the cage by a dinosaur. A raptor, to be exact. When he sees...

OOH, BABY! A TRIPLE COMBO!
Okay, but seriously, we gotta be serious about this. Because the game we are talking about today, is not something so loved in the world of….. Ugh…. gamers. That word, gamers. What a fucking sickening word to me. Such a corporate and awful term use to describe the worst kinds of things about the entirety of the gaming community. I want to see the word gamer be the new N-word или F-word, and not fuck. I mean the OTHER F-word. But getting back on topic, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.
Notorious in the world of video games as being hated by people who probably surf...

So Us was a movie..... The end.
Okay, but seriously, Us is... an interesting film to talk about. It is a movie that I have a lot of things I like about it, and a lot of things I dislike about it. Is it a terrible movie? No, of course not. I mean, Peele has clearly proven his worth as a horror director with his film Get Out, but even the best can make some bad horror movies. Del Toro made Crimson Peaks, a movie I will happily find disgust in despite my live for del Toro's work. But Us is... an odd case. It is a movie that I can't find very scary, can't find very smart, and not due to a preference...