Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what happened
King of Red Lions: Oh, Link, good thing your safe. After your Pokemon burned down that building, I got Ты out of there
Link: Huh (Sees Tetra) Holy shit, did me and Tetra-
King of Red Lions: No
Link: Goddamn it
King of Red Lions: Anyway, we need to go to the sacred realm again, because............. Well, lets go (Goes through portal)
King of Red Lions: Well, here we are
Link: (Breathes for air) Why the fuck didn't Ты warn me
King of Red Lions: I can't help it. I'm a boat. I don't even have lungs. Anyway, just go in there, and take Tetra
Tetra: (Wakes up) Did someone say my name
Link: Than god, I thought I'd have to carry her
Tetra: Carry me. Well, in that case (Pretends to be asleep)
Link: Son of a bitch
Link: (Carries Tetra) Oh, fuck this (Throws тетра on ground)
Tetra: Ow. What the fuck
Link: Well, too bad
???: Ah, good, your both here
Link: Who сказал(-а) that
???: (Man appears) It is I, the King of Red Lions
Link: Huh. It's you
King of Red Lions: Yes. It is really me. And I'm the king of Hyrule as well
Link: So your two kings at once
King of Red Lions: Yep
Link: Wait, what's Red Lion anyway
King of Red Lions: I think its a pub
Link: Oh
King of Red Lions: Anyway, Tetra. I have a secret to tell you. Ты are my long Остаться в живых daughter, and your real name is Zelda
Tetra: Whaaaaaat
King of Red Lions: Yes, it is true. Now, hold still while I reach into Ты and Показать Ты things you've never seen
Tetra: Uh... I need an adult
King of Red Lions: Oh shut up (Bright light appears) (Tetra wears princess outfit)
Tetra: Oh my god. I'm a princess
Link: (Stares)
King of Red Lions: Um.... Link...... Link..... LINK
Link: Huh, oh um..... what
King of Red Lions: Now, Ты and I must leave elda in this really weird place for god knows how long until we kill two еще bosses
Link: Okay then
Tetra: Link, before Ты go. I have something to tell you
Link: Yes
Tetra: Well, I just want to tell you...... That if Ты fuck this up, I'll kill you
Link: Wait, what
Tetra: Bye
Link: So, King of Red Lions, what do we need to do. All I want to get this over with so I can sleep with Tetra
King of Red Lions: Hey, that's my daughter
Link: Oh right, sorry
King of Red Lions: Anyway, lets go and find the one of the two sages so we can go into the Далее temple.
Link: And who is the sage
King of Red Lions: Well, I don't know, but the legend says that the Далее sage is a human crossed with another animal that has an odd mind
Link: ................ Ты don't say
TO BE CONTINUED
King of Red Lions: Oh, Link, good thing your safe. After your Pokemon burned down that building, I got Ты out of there
Link: Huh (Sees Tetra) Holy shit, did me and Tetra-
King of Red Lions: No
Link: Goddamn it
King of Red Lions: Anyway, we need to go to the sacred realm again, because............. Well, lets go (Goes through portal)
King of Red Lions: Well, here we are
Link: (Breathes for air) Why the fuck didn't Ты warn me
King of Red Lions: I can't help it. I'm a boat. I don't even have lungs. Anyway, just go in there, and take Tetra
Tetra: (Wakes up) Did someone say my name
Link: Than god, I thought I'd have to carry her
Tetra: Carry me. Well, in that case (Pretends to be asleep)
Link: Son of a bitch
Link: (Carries Tetra) Oh, fuck this (Throws тетра on ground)
Tetra: Ow. What the fuck
Link: Well, too bad
???: Ah, good, your both here
Link: Who сказал(-а) that
???: (Man appears) It is I, the King of Red Lions
Link: Huh. It's you
King of Red Lions: Yes. It is really me. And I'm the king of Hyrule as well
Link: So your two kings at once
King of Red Lions: Yep
Link: Wait, what's Red Lion anyway
King of Red Lions: I think its a pub
Link: Oh
King of Red Lions: Anyway, Tetra. I have a secret to tell you. Ты are my long Остаться в живых daughter, and your real name is Zelda
Tetra: Whaaaaaat
King of Red Lions: Yes, it is true. Now, hold still while I reach into Ты and Показать Ты things you've never seen
Tetra: Uh... I need an adult
King of Red Lions: Oh shut up (Bright light appears) (Tetra wears princess outfit)
Tetra: Oh my god. I'm a princess
Link: (Stares)
King of Red Lions: Um.... Link...... Link..... LINK
Link: Huh, oh um..... what
King of Red Lions: Now, Ты and I must leave elda in this really weird place for god knows how long until we kill two еще bosses
Link: Okay then
Tetra: Link, before Ты go. I have something to tell you
Link: Yes
Tetra: Well, I just want to tell you...... That if Ты fuck this up, I'll kill you
Link: Wait, what
Tetra: Bye
Link: So, King of Red Lions, what do we need to do. All I want to get this over with so I can sleep with Tetra
King of Red Lions: Hey, that's my daughter
Link: Oh right, sorry
King of Red Lions: Anyway, lets go and find the one of the two sages so we can go into the Далее temple.
Link: And who is the sage
King of Red Lions: Well, I don't know, but the legend says that the Далее sage is a human crossed with another animal that has an odd mind
Link: ................ Ты don't say
TO BE CONTINUED
Now, guess what........... There is a Крипипаста about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare Ты all for the stupidest thing Ты will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. Ты know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare Ты all for the stupidest thing Ты will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. Ты know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take