Back when I was living in the extremely sitcom like neighborhood as a kid, I remember going to Edgewood Middle School. It was honestly the worst год of my life. However, before I found out it got bad, I remember seeing this girl. For reasons I can’t explain, we’ll just call her Girl. So, I had a huge crush on this girl. We shared three classes together, and I would always ask to sit in the back, because due to being socially awkward at the time, I was дана permission to choose which сиденье, место, сиденья I would sit at, and I would sit in the back, and would always look at her. Creepy, I know, but I was...

Masters of breakfast and champions of flavor, these two have been eaten as a delightful morning snack for ages. But the ultimate Вопрос still remains....... Who is better?

For what feels like the longest time French тост and блины have been competing, and today it's going to be settled. Right here, right now.

I'm Jared and it's my job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skill to find out who would win a DEATH BATTLE.

Contestant #1: French Toast

Also known as German, gypsy, или Spanish toast, French тост is a Популярное morning choice consisting of bread, eggs, and often молоко или cream.

The earliest...

(NOTE: This is an old Статья I was going to do but NEVER got around to, sorry. Here's all I had done, I know it's not much.)

Villains! Often the antagonist in a Показать that likes to do generally bad things for their own good. Now, there's a LOT of great villains out there, and I had to cut out a few of my избранное as well, so understand that before Чтение this article.

Also, when I say media, I mean ANYTHING. Whether it's a cartoon, an anime, a movie, a sitcom, pretty much ANYTHING counts.

Now, without further ado, let's GO! =D

#10. Dr. Claw (Inspector Gadget)



IF Ты THINK I'M TALKING ABOUT...

Announcer: LEGEND OF ZELDA: WIND WAKER HD!!! (Not caring) It’s pretty
Narrator: Evil guy came, hero killed him, he left, evil guy came back, killed everyone. GAMEPLAY TIME!
Aryl: Happy birthday brother
Link: It’s not my birthday
Aryl: It is now
Link: If Ты say so
(Later)
Grandma: Fuck Ты Link. Now takes these clothes and get out of my site
Link: I hate clothes
(Later)
Link: I hate telescopes (Looks through it and sees the Postman) I hate postmen (Looks up to see a giant bird) I hate birds (Drops girl into forest) I hate girls falling to their deaths in the woods…. Oh, and I hate references to...

Link: Man, this job is a lot еще fun than I thought (Kills monster) I mean, when do I get to help someone by killing someone (Kills another monster) It’s very rare I get to help out someone and actually have fun doing it (Kills another monster) Okay, I think I finally have enough of these things hearts…. But, I’m in no rush (Continues to kill monsters, then, hears music) What is that? Is it an angel. I got to find it (Hears Музыка behind waterfall) What is this. The Музыка is coming from behind this waterfall (Climbs through waterfall, leading to an empty cave) Oh, a secret cave. Good...

Link: So, Tetra, what do we do now
Tetra: Simple (Grabs hold of him) We head to my private quarters, which is my room really, and do it like bunnies
Link: Oh, gladly
(Meanwhile)
Tetra: (Kicks Link, who is sleeping) Wake up, dumbass
Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what's going on
Tetra: Were Ты dreaming again
Link: Unfortunately
Tetra: Well, stop dreaming. Idiots like Ты don't have dreams
Link: (Sarcastic)Wow, thanks
Tetra: You're welcome. Now, get up, we're at Dragon Roost Island
Link: Wait. DRAGON ROOST ISLAND
Tetra: Yeah. Is that a problem
Link: Yes, it is. We can't go on that place
Tetra: Well, we're not leaving...

Link: Okay, so, who is the Далее helpless idiot we need to help
Tetra: Well, the Далее person on the Список is a girl named Maggie.
Link: Go on
Tetra: Well, she is a rich girl and-
Link: Stop right there. That's all I needed to hear. If she's rich, she must be beautiful
Tetra: Uh, Link, I don't think Ты should-
Link: Shut up, you're not fucking me over like last time
(Later, at the House of Wealth)
Link: Okay, so, where can we find Maggie
Maggie's Father: Oh, hello. How can I help you
Link: Hey, I am here to help your daughter
Maggie's Father: Yeah, who cares? Why don't Ты help me? I need Ты to go and...

So, there are people out there who prefer Аниме over western Мультики and there are people who prefer western Мультики over anime. Me, personally, well, if Ты asked me at the age of seven, I would have сказал(-а) western. But, дана the shit we see today, I think its obvious that Аниме is still making better shows. Sure, they're no Samurai Jack, Teen Titans, или Avatar: The Last Airbender, but Ты know what else they aren't? Teen Titans GO, Annoying оранжевый TV Show, and everything on Nick. So, some genius thought of a way to make an Аниме that has the western style animation. That Показать would be the...

King of Red Lions: Now that we have all the orbs, we can finally place them on three islands and get into another temple
Link: FUUUUUUUU-

Blue Statue: (Heavy sigh)
Link: So, are Ты one of the statues I have to, for some reason, place a ball on
Blue Statue: Whatever
Link: Um.... Okay (Places ball on statue)

Red Statue: Who the fuck are you
Link: Um... I came to give Ты this ball
Red Statue: Get the fuck out of my face
Link: I'll just place it here (Places ball on statue)

Green Statue: Wow, man, welcome, bro
Link: Yeah, can Ты hold this
Green Statue: Sure man, I'll hold your ball....... Oh man, man, that...

You know, I don’t get to talk about the Ace Attorney franchise nearly enough as I’d want to. That could just be because I didn’t get to play a majority of the games until way later, so they didn’t stick with me as much as one specific game. This is not that game, but it was the first to impress me in a long time. It may not be the best, but I still Любовь it, dammit. And that is the fifth game in the main series, Dual Destinies.
Dual Destinies takes place a few years after the last game, Apollo Justice, where the law is in shambles, with crooked lawyers just looking for victory and...

Well, this is about as niche as any game on this Список will get. Ever since I got Phoenix Wright for my DS, I was always interested in еще mystery games for the handheld device, stuff like Professor Layton and Ghost Trick. But… I never got to play either of those games. But one I did get to play was one that was very unique in its style, known as Hotel Dusk: Room 215.
Hotel Dusk follows the protagonist, Kyle Hyde, an ex-detective and now salesman who visits a small hotel in Nevada known as Hotel Dusk, where room 215 is сказал(-а) to make your wishes come true. As he explore the hotel, he hopes...

So whenever I hear someone describe something that is weird as, “Wow, what kind of drugs were they taking when they made this”, I just groan. I always hated the whole criticism of how something weird must be related to drugs или any other illegal substance, and that there is nothing creative или thought provoking into the madness. Now, is there anything thought provoking about Katamari Damacy? …. Eeeeehhh.
So Katamari Damacy is not really a drug trip, but еще of a… case of being Japanese. After the King of All Cosmos (Yes, that’s his name) destroys all the stars in the sky after...

~A Desire of Knowledge~
*Benny was sitting at his desk, the lab that he sat within by his lonesome was dark except for the single computer in front of him, lingering over him, the glare hitting his face as he worked in the night. The cool, autumn wind blew through the open window and brushed against him as he continued to work. A strange phenomenon was going on in the world of science. A strange artifact was found floating amongst space. It was something that no one on their own could tell what it was. The thought of what it could be drove Benny to utter hysteria, as he was obsessed on finding...

Link: I swear to god, this is a bunch of bullshit. We have met two people, and got shitty rewards.
Tetra: Well, we still got one еще person on this island to talk to. Mesa
Link: Mesa. Ты mean the lazy bum
Tetra: Well, I'm sure he has a good quest for us
(Later, at Mesa's house)
Mesa: Cut my grass
Link: ........ Really. Cut the grass. I swear, I am doing chores for lazy as shit people.
Mesa: Ты want your reward или not
Link: Well, fine (Walks out and cuts the grass)
Tetra: Well, sure, things may be boring, but, at least we're getting a reward
Link: Really? What? Ten dollars for the Конфеты store
Tetra:...