What Is The Stupidest Line A Character Has Ever сказал(-а) In A Book Ты Were Reading?

"Melanie, please, do not let me go!" Eduardo wailed. He ripped his рубашка open and clutched his heart. "Melanie!" Yeah, I pretty much forgot what the Название was because, well, the entire book sucked.

Forget the last one.THIS ONE:
"I guess my brain will never work right.At least Im pretty."
Its from Breaking Dawn.

Ok I don't have a line but I have a whole book that's a trainreck: geometry

"You are a dumb, a dumb... bird! Ты sir, are a dumb bird! HA!" I don't but it's from, but that part of the book was in England. I don't know if they say that in England, but it sounds silly in America. Also, "Why do Ты talk so much?" "Umm... I don't know, I have a sickness? Is that right?"

Here's the dumbest thing I've ever wrote: "Denise waved her hand at her. "You're such a hypocrite," She informed Jessica dryly. "But sometimes you're a hypocrite about being a hypocrite, and then when Ты aren't being a hypocrite, Ты still act hypocritical."

(Man looks in mirror.) "God, I am sexy."
(Girl arrives.) "Ooo..."

And then she just stares at him, while he stares at the mirror, and that's when I close the book.