Chapter Four:
Jeremy:
“Yeah, right.”
“It’s the truth,” Benny said, holding up his hands to Показать that his fingers weren’t crossed.
“Whatever Ты say, man.”
Benny thought for a moment. He had just let Jeremy Greene, a twenty-one-year-old mechanic on his way to visit his girlfriend, in on the fact that he was God.
“Okay, don’t believe me, that’s fine. I’m used to it, really,” Benny сказал(-а) with a laugh. “But, humour me.”
Jeremy huffed, crossing his arms over his chest. “What do Ты want me to do… repent или something?”
“That would be great,” Benny сказал(-а) with an expectant smile. It occurred to Jeremy that Benny hadn’t realized he was being sarcastic.
He stared at Benny, his eyes narrowed. “You’re insane. Do Ты know that? Ты are an insane man on a bus. Not God.”
“Hey, God has to get around somehow.”
“Can’t God fly?”
“I’m not Superman.”
“You’re not God, either.”
The two sat together for a while, not saying anything. Benny wanted to give Jeremy a минута to cool off. He knew that Jeremy had a bad temper and didn’t want to upset him so much that he just walked away. или hit him.
“You know,” Benny said, casually, “I don’t really expect Ты to repent right away. Admitting things is the first step.”
“What did Ты say?”
“What? Admitting things? Yeah, it’s the first step. Ты know that, right?”
Jeremy swallowed, hard.
“Don’t Ты know that step?”
“Buddy, I know all the steps.”
Benny nodded, slowly. “You can kick it, Ты know.”
“Kick what?”
“Your dirty little secret, your bad habit.”
Jeremy furrowed his brow. “Excuse me?”
“Drinking,” Benny explained.
“I don’t drink.”
“Sure Ты do. How else would Ты know I was talking about the Alcoholics Anonymous twelve steps?”
“Lots of people know those.”
“Especially alcoholics.”
Jeremy quickly looked out the window.
Good, Benny thought, a reality check never hurt.
“You don’t have to be God to know that stuff. Ты could have seen me или something,” he said, still looking out the window.
“I guess your right. But then again…” Benny said, drawing out his syllables irritatingly, “maybe you’re not.”
Jeremy didn’t say anything.
“You know what the секунда step is?” Benny asked.
“Yeah, uh… something about… power?”
“It’s coming to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity,” Benny quoted.
“So what?”
Benny flashed him a big, toothy grin. “Meet the Power greater then yourself.”
Jeremy:
“Yeah, right.”
“It’s the truth,” Benny said, holding up his hands to Показать that his fingers weren’t crossed.
“Whatever Ты say, man.”
Benny thought for a moment. He had just let Jeremy Greene, a twenty-one-year-old mechanic on his way to visit his girlfriend, in on the fact that he was God.
“Okay, don’t believe me, that’s fine. I’m used to it, really,” Benny сказал(-а) with a laugh. “But, humour me.”
Jeremy huffed, crossing his arms over his chest. “What do Ты want me to do… repent или something?”
“That would be great,” Benny сказал(-а) with an expectant smile. It occurred to Jeremy that Benny hadn’t realized he was being sarcastic.
He stared at Benny, his eyes narrowed. “You’re insane. Do Ты know that? Ты are an insane man on a bus. Not God.”
“Hey, God has to get around somehow.”
“Can’t God fly?”
“I’m not Superman.”
“You’re not God, either.”
The two sat together for a while, not saying anything. Benny wanted to give Jeremy a минута to cool off. He knew that Jeremy had a bad temper and didn’t want to upset him so much that he just walked away. или hit him.
“You know,” Benny said, casually, “I don’t really expect Ты to repent right away. Admitting things is the first step.”
“What did Ты say?”
“What? Admitting things? Yeah, it’s the first step. Ты know that, right?”
Jeremy swallowed, hard.
“Don’t Ты know that step?”
“Buddy, I know all the steps.”
Benny nodded, slowly. “You can kick it, Ты know.”
“Kick what?”
“Your dirty little secret, your bad habit.”
Jeremy furrowed his brow. “Excuse me?”
“Drinking,” Benny explained.
“I don’t drink.”
“Sure Ты do. How else would Ты know I was talking about the Alcoholics Anonymous twelve steps?”
“Lots of people know those.”
“Especially alcoholics.”
Jeremy quickly looked out the window.
Good, Benny thought, a reality check never hurt.
“You don’t have to be God to know that stuff. Ты could have seen me или something,” he said, still looking out the window.
“I guess your right. But then again…” Benny said, drawing out his syllables irritatingly, “maybe you’re not.”
Jeremy didn’t say anything.
“You know what the секунда step is?” Benny asked.
“Yeah, uh… something about… power?”
“It’s coming to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity,” Benny quoted.
“So what?”
Benny flashed him a big, toothy grin. “Meet the Power greater then yourself.”
Hi today i will tell Ты haw to become a mermaid
Side effects:
-itchy legs
-drinking lots of water
-singing allot
Method:
Get into the душ take your shower.
near the end say this spell:
Mermaid magic come to me
I would like a tale not two feet beuaty be upon me рыба of all kinds let me see when im finished in the sea when im dry let my feet return to me SO MOTE IT BE
When Ты say it make sure your wet
Then dry up
Далее time Ты touch water close your eyes imagine Ты being a mermaid and count to ten out loud then Ты should fall over and open your eyes
FIND THE MAGIC TALE
WARNING
THIS MAY NOT WORK FOR Ты
I DID NOT MAKE IT UP MY SELF
I GOT IT FROM Youtube
BUT IF IT WORKS TELL ME ILL TYPE IN еще SPELLS
THIS IS MY FIRST ONE
STAY TUNED
Side effects:
-itchy legs
-drinking lots of water
-singing allot
Method:
Get into the душ take your shower.
near the end say this spell:
Mermaid magic come to me
I would like a tale not two feet beuaty be upon me рыба of all kinds let me see when im finished in the sea when im dry let my feet return to me SO MOTE IT BE
When Ты say it make sure your wet
Then dry up
Далее time Ты touch water close your eyes imagine Ты being a mermaid and count to ten out loud then Ты should fall over and open your eyes
FIND THE MAGIC TALE
WARNING
THIS MAY NOT WORK FOR Ты
I DID NOT MAKE IT UP MY SELF
I GOT IT FROM Youtube
BUT IF IT WORKS TELL ME ILL TYPE IN еще SPELLS
THIS IS MY FIRST ONE
STAY TUNED
Another день in paradise, NOT!
Just another summer день of hanging out with Друзья and such.
Omg. He. Is. Hot. My friend and I were riding our bikes and I saw the cutest guy IN THE UNIVERSE. Well, maybe I am exaggerating but STILL! He is hot!
I must have been staring because the Далее минута I was on a tree. OMG. He was looking at ME!!!!!!! ''Hi I'm Brady."
"I......I........." OMG! Sooooo stupid! My best friend was gone now and he leaned down. OMG. He kissed me! Then...... gone. I was in my bed. Was it a dream? Well, I think i'll check just to be sure.
Just another summer день of hanging out with Друзья and such.
Omg. He. Is. Hot. My friend and I were riding our bikes and I saw the cutest guy IN THE UNIVERSE. Well, maybe I am exaggerating but STILL! He is hot!
I must have been staring because the Далее минута I was on a tree. OMG. He was looking at ME!!!!!!! ''Hi I'm Brady."
"I......I........." OMG! Sooooo stupid! My best friend was gone now and he leaned down. OMG. He kissed me! Then...... gone. I was in my bed. Was it a dream? Well, I think i'll check just to be sure.