WARNING-- The following interviews contain minor cussing and poor attempts at humor. Ты have been warned.
r14: Hello, members of FPop and related community. Because of horrible writers block on Last Hero, I’ve resorted to Письмо one-shots and other fanfictions to help cure it. I have no idea where this idea came from, but for some reason I’m conducting an interview with most of my OC’s. This is including, but not limited to:
And more. Fin likes to ‘butt in’ so she’ll probably help me do most of the asking-- (damn right I will) WILL Ты PLEASE SHUT UP?! It can get pretty interesting around here... So, yeah! Here we go! **contains spoilers**
r14: Well hullo, Fin!
F: Hullo, Kir.
r14: So, being my main OC, and my first one, how is it?
F: It’s really, really annoying, actually. I’m the one with the bad past and the one who gets hurt and killed-- do Ты know how many times you’ve killed me in one-shots and songfics? And those were all AU, and then Ты just go “Oh, lalalala, I think I’ll destroy Fin’s life all together! No, this isn’t a joke!” I’m like WTF WOMAN?!
r14: Um.. yeah. Do Ты have a best friend?
F: Oh that’s a great way to change the subject! Just ask a Вопрос that I know you’re going to ask everyone!!
r14: Actually, I just--
F: And WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU, R_X AND YJTTFAN DOING TO ME, AISLING AND DELTA IN THAT--
r14: *puts hand over Fin’s mouth* I think we’re done here...
F: *bites her*
r14: Ты LITTLE BITCH!
*fight occurs, r14 wins*
r14: Okay, one last Вопрос I remembered... what’s up with Ты on the wall?
F: Apparently, Ты made me mindwipe myself!!
F: DON’T Ты DENY IT!
*another fight occurs*
r14: *bruised up, but looking triumphant* Alright, so, Далее person! Hiya, Carrie.
r14: Okay, so what’s up with Fin and you?
End: She’s cool.
r14: ...anything else to say?
End: Can I go Главная yet?
r14: -.- No. Speaking of home, do Ты miss your brother? How about any other friends?
End: *glares* No, because my brother’s an ass, he and my ‘dad’ think I’m dead, and I’ve never had friends, not back there.
r14: ...Wanna tell the members where you’re really from?
r14: You’re telling them.
End: *gets up and walks out of room*
r14: Fine! Be that way!
r14: Hiya, Kenz!
r14: okay, so no doubt you’re my cutest character. How old are you?
Kenz: Well, Mommy tells me that I’m only a couple months, but I’m physically four and mentally 7, according to how Ты created me.
r14: Who’s Mommy?
Kenz: Oh! That’s Fin!
r14: She’s your mom?
Kenz: Well, she’s like a mom to me, because she takes care of me and I look up to her.
r14: Do Ты have any other ‘parents?’
Kenz: No, just Auntie Del and Uncle Robbie.
r14: Okay, that’s nice. So do Ты have any other powers besides your... karma?
Kenz: I have fire, and flight, like Mommy... *giggles*
r14: *smiles* Someone, not saying, told me Ты have a crush?
Kenz: *covers mouth, blushes* N-no...
r14: Alright, Ты don’t have to tell me.
Fin: *comes in and picks her up* It’s her naptime.
r14: Wait, Fin, don’t Ты think you’re too young to be a mother?!
Fin: *already out the door* Not my interview!!
Q’s w/Ryan (and Nathan)
r14: Oh. Hi Ryan.
Ryan: Didn’t ask to be here.
r14: Kay. How long were Ты pretending to be in Любовь with Fin?
Ryan: Eh. A couple months.
r14: Oh, so Fin does know the real Nathan?
Ryan: Um... sure?
Nathan: *shoves door open* Yup, I know her. Remember, Ты had that flashback in Hearts?
r14: O.O Where did Ты come from?!
Nathan: I broke out. Of jail. Cuz that’s where I was? *nervous laugh*
r14: Oh... kay then?
Ryan: Yeah, this is awkward. I’m getting outta here...
*they both leave*
r14: ...worst. day. ever.
r14: Well hello! You’re new here, correct?
Riot: Yeah, just added to the line-up!
r14: Nice! What do Ты think of the others?
Riot: Fin’s pretty legit, when she’s not bugging me. I’m sure she’d be a sweet solo if she was in a band with me.
r14: She’s actually the DJ in a female band with a couple of other members of the team, they’re the Neon Lights.
Riot: Wait? Are Ты serious? They’re so legit! Who’s the guitarist, isn’t it like, Becca или something?
r14: Um, yeah...
Riot: Oh, I so gotta meet that chick... *runs out*
r14: *grasping chair tightly* Come in, Chels!
Chels: *walks in, uninterested* Hello.
r14: *shaking* So. Don’t kill me... cuz I know that I’m not really the one who plans what Ты do, and all, it’s my younger sister...
Chels: Really? She’s a pretty smart kid, then...
r14: She’s, like 8.. doesn’t really like Fin... and asked me to make you..
Chels: Again. Smart kid.
r14: So.. *nervous chuckle* Why do Ты hate Fin again?
Chels: I don’t hate her. I want her back Главная with me where she belongs. We were good Друзья back when her parents first died.
r14: That’s... lovely...
Chels: Mm-hmm. Now, get over your writers block, tell rachele_x to get over hers, and begin Письмо stories again please.
r14: *nods jerkily* Y-yeah, sure of course okay!!
r14: *passes out*
r14: Hey, Pix!
r14: How’s life?
Pixel: Pretty sweet, actually. I’m working on this new program for my teleporter where anyone can come into the training room at any time. Actually-- *brings out iPhone* Could Ты hold this while I recalibrate the *bunch of sciencey jibberish*
Q’s w/Kaylee & Russel:
r14: Heya, guys!
Kay: Hi, Kir!
r14: So what happened to you?
Kay: We’ve been deleted. Pretty much ignored. I’m cool with it though. Went a little bit ‘insane’ after Fin ‘died.’ Almost killed Russel.
Russ: It was pretty bad.
r14: Well, do Ты think you’ll be coming back?
Russ: Knowing you, you’ll probably finish LHS and then write a little one-shot about us and how we’re doing.
Kay: It’ll probably be a songfic.
Russ: Song’ll be Blown Away by Carrie Underwood.
Kay: I bet it’ll be placed right after Ты killed Fin, too, and you’ve had me kidnapped by Slade again and I’m there in the ‘warehouse’ place and--
r14: Yeah, I get it... And I actually already finished that, I just don’t wanna post it. It’s up to FPop members.
Russ: *stares intently at computer* Read, comment, and vote if Ты want that.
r14: *smiles* Because I have one еще interview in this part before I finish... so it shouldn’t be too hard to remember?!
Kay: It better not be.
r14: So after Fin’s death Ты reformed, right?
Jess: Yeah, sure. I guess. *shrugs*
r14: Where’ve Ты been lately?
Jess: Ah, just around. Visited Dad in jail again, he’s pretty P.O’ed, but he’s dealing. I’m trying to stop using my powers as much.
r14: Are Ты planning on visiting the team much?
Jess: Eh, sure. I made one или two friends.
r14: *holds hand up to ear* Okay, so someone wants to know-- what’s the difference between Ты and Carrie?
Jess: She manipulates shadows. I only teleport through them. Also, I’m probably a better shot with a gun.
r14: Ah. Alright, that’s cool!
Jess: Well, bye then... *leaves*
r14: *turns to camera/computer screen* So this was only the first set of interviews. In the Далее set we might be discussing some stuff with a couple of my rejection OC’s, plus we may have some visitors from a certain point in the future, and maybe an AU OC. Stay tuned, and subscribe!
Fin: That’s for YouTube, dumbass.
r14: *glares* Whatever.