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Me: Эй, kid flash! Thx for coming here today!
KF: plz call me Wally.
Me:ok. Wally, lots of crazy fangirls think u and Artemis are best couple in YJ but wat do u really think of her?
KF:my gosh! Fangirls fangirls fangirls! Always in every interview I've been hearing fangirls think me and arty are the perfect couple! Geez think about the fanguys! They think me and robs are best couple! It's freakin crazy! And me and arty, now way!
Me; but u kissed and it looked real. U sure your not together?
KF; babe, it's showbiz. Актёрское искусство is the word. Gotta do it for the money!
Me: ok. But robin gave me photographic evidence! Here.
* hands they фото to Wally. *
KF: wat the? How did he get this?
Me: he does get trained by the bat.
KF: DICK!
Me: u call yr best friend a dick? Some friend.
KF: that's his n-am I mean nickname!
Me; robins nickname is dick?
KF: geez come on let's talk about something else. Like, u n me tonight?
Me:yr super hot Wally but I don't think I want to дата u wen yr dating someone else.
KF: me and arty are NOT together!
Me: answer my question, wat do u think of Artemis?
KF: Artemis has an anger problem, I think she hates me and I feel that in the same way to her, she's stubborn, irritating, so hard to calm her down because once she explodes like a freakin hot вулкан I mean in an emotion way, not attractive way, we can't calm her down and she obviously wants to kill me.
Me: um thx for those big discribing words about her. Do u ever go to her house?
KF: probably once или twice.
Me: wat for?
KF: secret business.
A cough ( the robin cough ) was heard in the distance.
"They *cough* made *cough* out *cough*" A teenage boy stood up " And I've got photographic evidence to prove it!" the boy threw the files of evidence to me as if it wer his batarang. I catched it as Wally made a frightful look at the files. " the're clear shots!" the boy сказал(-а) to me. Wally looked at the boy. He had sunglasses on, black hair, wore a black leather куртка with a green t рубашка underneath. He sat in the fourth row from the front besides two men that looked slightly farmiliar.
KF: Damn u dick!
The boy wonder sat down. "this is gonna be fun"
"absolutely." the man on his right или Бэтмен nodded in agreement in flashes statement on robins left.
Me: my god this is so clear and,- my eyes widened- is that a Conde-
Before I could finish Wally snatched the files off me and looked at the фото himself.
KF: this was done in фото shop! Robs edited them!
Me: he can't of. Not u in the bed, ontop of Artemis,-
KF: ok stop! I'm leaving!
Me: come on! Stay for five packets of snicker doodles?
KF: god damn it! Give em!
Me: don't try to denie loving Artemis wally, cause we already know.
KF: * cough* * cough* say what?
Me: robs handed me yr diary think we could get еще money and viewers watching at home.
KF: *looks at the diary* I don't have a diary. All my memories are stored in here. * points at head*
Me: it says your name Wally west I guess this is yours. *flicks through* oh here! 'My Любовь for arty is too much. She's so beautiful and It's sweet wen she calls me names. I know she feels the same way about me.'
KF: hey! That's not my writing!
In the audience a gleeful laugh echoed from Стена to wall. The boy wonder covered his mouth.
Me: this is yr signature right? * shows writing*
KF: yes, but that doesn't mean I сказал(-а) those stupid words!
Wally stuffs a hand full of snicker doodles in his mouth.
KF: besides, she's a crazy, idiotic bitch. -says it with a mouth full of snicker doodles-
The audience gasped.
Me: wow that's wat u think of her.
KF: damn right.
Me: thx for comin and now let me introduce a big Фан of our show. Robin! The boy wonder.
The boy wonder stood up and walked towards the two ppl on stage. ppl cheered and clapped. He sat down on a comfy chair besides Wally.
Me: I guess we should Показать the pictures then?
Robin: oh yeah.
He handed me another file of pictures.
Me: these are some фото of Wally and artemis's loving moments!
I put a picture in front of a camera and it was shown on the big screen.
Wally gasped at the photo.
KF: I'm dead meat wen I see Artemis.

To be continued...