Dumbledore: *phone beeps* oh! thats me! oh no, its a text from umbridge. it says: we need to talk, semi colon right parentheses. Snape: Oh i TOTALLY don't envy Ты right now..ha a ha a ha....*phone beeps* oh! thats me! its a bbm from umbridge! it says: are Ты with dumbledore did he get my text? oh great now you've dragged ME into this? Umbridge: did Ты get mah text? Dumbledore: uhh yeah uuhhh...Umbridge:Well, Ты didn't text me back.
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i wonder what would happen if i just... broke your fingers... then Ты wouldn't be able to play the гитара anymore, and all of your Друзья would leave Ты alone and you'd be just like umbridge.... 'cept umbridge can kick yo ass!!!
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I am Письмо to inquire about my Hogsmeade permission form. I sent it to Ты on the very first день of school and I am anxiously waiting it's return with your signature on it. But-b-but don't rush daddy. Missing out on trips like this allows me еще times to write letters to you....
I know it seems impossible, we’ve been thrown off our track. But if we can’t Переместить forward, why shouldn’t we… Переместить back? *audience gasps and fangirls*
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My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise Mudbloods and gingers. I hate Gryffindor house and my parents work for the man who killed your parents do Ты want to be my friend?
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