A white man once said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
Then he said, "Listen sir....
When I was born I was BLACK.
...When I grew up I was BLACK.
When I'm sick I'm BLACK.
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK.
When I'm cold I'm BLACK.
When I die I'll be BLACK.

But Ты sir,

When you're born you're pink.
When Ты grow up you're white.
When you're sick, you're green.
When Ты go in the sun Ты turn red.
When you're cold Ты turn blue.
And when Ты die Ты turn purple.
And Ты have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....