I found this I don't own this.

1. At the airport, wear a uniform and claim Ты are the pilot, get annoyed if they don't believe Ты but DONT give up, see how far Ты can get WARNING! may result in Ты being arrested.

2. Whilst boarding the plane, say in a loud voice "THAT WING SURE DOES LOOK RUSTY!!"

3. When everyone is seated, do your own demonstration of what to do in an emergency, let this include comical situations such as "in the likely event of the plane setting alight and becoming a plummeting fireball of death, please remember to tighten your seatbelt" look surprised when Ты are the...

I found these funny jokes. I wasn't on these flights.

"Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt, and if Ты don't know how to operate one, Ты probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.

In the event of a sudden loss of кабина pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.

If Ты have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If Ты are traveling with two или more...

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