Автор note: sorry for all of my short Статьи previosly, I have been very busy, I hope Ты enjoy this one!!!! NO SPOILERS! And FYI- Dillon usualy narrorates!
Quickly, I (Dillon) started whispering to Jakob: ok.... we are about to get reaped Jake.... Jakob: but why?!....Me: because I woke up here too at the pack meeting tied to a дерево hanging upsidown.... stripped by them (ealier) Jakob: WTF- are Ты Fucking kidding me!!!! Me: no.... they made me Присоединиться the pack... im now a beta...... my guide is Humphrey... he was Показ me around jasper when we found you... and Kate is my mate.... the turned me into a волк too... Jake: Your soo fucking lucky! (he was obssesed with movie too) (he loves the movie alpha and omega) Then what broke us chattering (remember last story ended when we were surrounded by female wolves) Eve stepped foward and said: Эй, looks like Ты brought a friend... want to have еще fun? Me: Jake I forgot to tell you... eve is a slut... Humphrey: Ты will never get us to ride Ты people.... Me: KATE! KATE! WHERE ARE YOU! PLEASE SAVE US!!!! Eve: oh... my daughter is not here.... but don't worry, she won't mind.... *Then as me Jake and Humphrey tried to escape.... they sprayed us with knock knock gas (I dedicate this fake invention to slydog for always being the guy that wants to invent something, and being my bro) and all 3 of us passed out........
Me:Ugh!!! not again... Damm.... *we were all tied to trees, striped of everything... Me: HUMPHREY!!! WAKE UP.... Humphrey: what...... oh dammm! they got us... Me: Jake.... Jake.... Ты there? Then he heard pleasurefull grunting..... and he shouted JAKE are they raping you! Jake was not being raped... he fell in Любовь with Lilly (now Jakob is BYI cause he still thinks Garth is sexy) and now he was mating Lilly.....(and don't worry... Lilly turned him into a wolf, and fixed his leg) I noticed and yelled: Ты sly dog.... Humphrey: what about us! Then he got jinxed and all the females crowded around us and starded to explore.....
*meanwhile Kate was taking a stroll around, and noticed many pleasurefull grunting sounds.... she started to worry so she sprinted ahead and noticed all of us (except Jake) being reaped! she ran to her sis lilly and сказал(-а) wtf is going on! Lilly: uh! oh sorry im enjoying- uh! Jake inside me..... it was moms (Eve) idea! Then kate took off again and ran to where Humphrey was... cut his rope, ran to cut my rope, and we were free! She noticed Eve and tackled her. WTF mom! WTF are Ты doing to my mate! Eve: just having midnight fun.... * then I Kate Humphrey Jake and Lilly took off in the night.....
To be continued......
Quickly, I (Dillon) started whispering to Jakob: ok.... we are about to get reaped Jake.... Jakob: but why?!....Me: because I woke up here too at the pack meeting tied to a дерево hanging upsidown.... stripped by them (ealier) Jakob: WTF- are Ты Fucking kidding me!!!! Me: no.... they made me Присоединиться the pack... im now a beta...... my guide is Humphrey... he was Показ me around jasper when we found you... and Kate is my mate.... the turned me into a волк too... Jake: Your soo fucking lucky! (he was obssesed with movie too) (he loves the movie alpha and omega) Then what broke us chattering (remember last story ended when we were surrounded by female wolves) Eve stepped foward and said: Эй, looks like Ты brought a friend... want to have еще fun? Me: Jake I forgot to tell you... eve is a slut... Humphrey: Ты will never get us to ride Ты people.... Me: KATE! KATE! WHERE ARE YOU! PLEASE SAVE US!!!! Eve: oh... my daughter is not here.... but don't worry, she won't mind.... *Then as me Jake and Humphrey tried to escape.... they sprayed us with knock knock gas (I dedicate this fake invention to slydog for always being the guy that wants to invent something, and being my bro) and all 3 of us passed out........
Me:Ugh!!! not again... Damm.... *we were all tied to trees, striped of everything... Me: HUMPHREY!!! WAKE UP.... Humphrey: what...... oh dammm! they got us... Me: Jake.... Jake.... Ты there? Then he heard pleasurefull grunting..... and he shouted JAKE are they raping you! Jake was not being raped... he fell in Любовь with Lilly (now Jakob is BYI cause he still thinks Garth is sexy) and now he was mating Lilly.....(and don't worry... Lilly turned him into a wolf, and fixed his leg) I noticed and yelled: Ты sly dog.... Humphrey: what about us! Then he got jinxed and all the females crowded around us and starded to explore.....
*meanwhile Kate was taking a stroll around, and noticed many pleasurefull grunting sounds.... she started to worry so she sprinted ahead and noticed all of us (except Jake) being reaped! she ran to her sis lilly and сказал(-а) wtf is going on! Lilly: uh! oh sorry im enjoying- uh! Jake inside me..... it was moms (Eve) idea! Then kate took off again and ran to where Humphrey was... cut his rope, ran to cut my rope, and we were free! She noticed Eve and tackled her. WTF mom! WTF are Ты doing to my mate! Eve: just having midnight fun.... * then I Kate Humphrey Jake and Lilly took off in the night.....
To be continued......
Alpha and Omega was by far an Amazing film! Had amazing animations, Beautiful landscapes, and a great story line. The Movie as all of Ты know what it is about but we gotta be professional about this или do we? Well guess what i'm not going to be, so go watch the movie yourself. But seriously it is a great movie about 2 Волки named Humphrey and Kate and i know Ты know who voiced them and i'm lazy so go look yourself. They get captured by humans and taken to a new park in Idaho to Repopulate. Now Kate needs to marry a волк Named Garth to keep a war from happening between the their pack and another pack. So they set off on an adventure back to their pack in Jasper Park, Canada. Now if Ты haven't seen this movie SEE IT! Oh 1 еще thing didn't mean to be mean in this Статья just intended to be funny. And since I am too lazy to make a question-
If Ты were to marry anyone who would it be? (human или wolf) Leave your creative Ответы in the Комментарий thingy.
If Ты were to marry anyone who would it be? (human или wolf) Leave your creative Ответы in the Комментарий thingy.