Who is Alfred F. Jones? What does the 'F' in his name stand for? Why is he portrayed as a blonde air-headed obsessed with McDonalds guy?????

ouo Heck I don't really know.

BUT! That's why I Любовь him. XD
These are just a few reasons as to why I Любовь Alfred F. Jones. Yes, he's clumsy and thinks about Еда before giving other human needs first, but he's lovable. This lovely man is hated by many because of his over-reactions to heroic deeds. ;A; But why hate him?

America the beautiful....or should I say America is hot!!!! -shot-
He's one of those guys that runs straight вперед to what he wants...literally. With his strength HE CANNOT BE STOPPED!!!!!! O____O