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Today is the annual race день where participants will compete in a full-blown race around the island. (yeah, today fanfiction is situated on an island) Let us see who's competing today....

In the number one spot is Наруто Uzumaki. Anything Ты wish to say Mr. Uzumaki? "Of course," Наруто says proudly "I'm gonna win this race. Believe it."

In the number two spot is Kiba (who, i may add, is from wolf's rain). Is there anything Ты want to say? Kiba shakes his head slowly.

In the number three position is Envy. How confident are Ты about this race? "HOW CONFIDENT AM I," Envy laughs "Let me tell Ты something. There's no way these losers can beat me, a HOMUNCULUS!" Envy continues to laugh.

On to the Далее participant.

Our number four contestant is Inuyasha. Anything yu want to tell our readers? InuYasha smiles smugly. "I'll be the only one winning today."

And last but certanly not least is Tamama. Anything Ты wish to add? "Yeah, good luck everyone." secretly thinking (when i win then the sarg will see that i'm the best)

It's time to start. Contestants, come to the starting line. As Ты can see (the Аниме characters can, but Ты can, unless Ты use your imagination)the finish line is on the other side of the island.
The rules are Ты must run around the island to get to the finish line, no cutting a path through the island. Fighting is allowed, but Ты can't harm bystanders. Ты must run. No flying allowed, Envy.
"Hey, what are Ты talking to me for?"
Anyone who fails to follow these rules will be disqualified. Are Ты ready?
They all nod.
Get set......Go!
All the contestants start running, but Kiba slows down. He stops at a wooden board that has a map of the island on it and looks at it closely, deep in thought...

Наруто is in the lead with the others, except Kiba, close behind.
"No way I'm losing to Ты Naruto," yells Inuyasha.
"Well then, come and get me." Наруто jumps into a дерево and starts jumping from branch to branch. InuYasha growls and follows.
"morons," Envy says to himself, and starts to pick up the pace.
"Man, this..is..hard," Tamama says, breathing heavily. "Guess I'll go with plan B." He pulls out a remote with one red button on it ans pushes it. A deep rumbling sound comes from the forest and a tank comes out.
"With this I will over come those picaponians!" Tamama jumps onto the tank and drives about a foot when, out of nowhere, lighting comes down and fries Tamama and the tank. Making a beautiful electrifying display.
"What just happened?" Tamama says as smoke drifts off him.
'RULES ARE RULES' boomed a mighty voice.
Tamama jumps and shakily asks "Wwho..."
'I AM THE ENFORCER IN THIS RACE. I MAKE SURE NONE OF Ты CHEAT. THE RULE WAS Ты HAD TO RUN, ON YOUR OWN TWO LEGS. YOU..ARE..DISQUALIFIED!'
"I'm sorry sarg, I lost."

Now back to the other racers. And.....it seems as though something has happened, because they are in full battle. Наруто is throwing kunai and shuriken, but InuYasha is deflecting them. Back and forth the attacks go until all we see is a облако of dust. Finally, they all stop and the dust settles to reveal.....Three Inuyashas.
"What the hell." They say at the same time.

"This isn't funny." The first one says "Change back now."

"What are Ты talking about," the секунда exclaims "your the imposter."

"When I discover which on of Ты is ninja boy you're dead." The third glares at the others.
(obviously Наруто was the one who pissed the others off and started the whole fiasco)

"You can't hide forever."
"A homunculus has to change sometime."
"Ninjusu doesn't last forever."

They all start running to the goal, deciding that eventually Naruto's spell would wear off, then they would beat him to a pulp.
As they near the finishing line the insults continue to fly.

"Homunculus' suck." "Ninjas are stupid." "Your an ugly mutt." "Well Ты look just like me so what does that say about you."

In a poof Naruto's ninjusu comes undone.
"THERE Ты ARE!" the other two Inuyashas yell.

"uh, bye." Наруто runs like the devil is after him. InuYasha & Envy (who dropped the InuYasha look) chase after him.
They finally tackle him a yard away from the finish line, and start to wrestle. Then a pair of feet walk up to them and a calm voice says "about time."
They all freeze and look up to see Kiba standing in front of them.
Envy shakes off his shock and jumps up pointing a finger at him saying "Where in the world did Ты come from?"
InuYasha and Naurto also get up and stare unbelieving at Kiba.
"I thought Ты stopped." InuYasha growls.
"I didn't see Ты pass us. How did you...." Наруто trails off.

Kiba shrugs "Simple. The rules state that Ты had to run around the island to reach this goal, correct."

The others nod.

"But it never specifies which side of the island Ты need to run around." Kiba points to a wooden board(similar to the one he stopped at). "See there, one side of the island has a shorter route than the other. I ran around that side instead."

"That's cheap. I don't believe it." Наруто looks up and calls "Hey, enforcer, that has to be cheating." (wait how does Наруто know about the enforcer?)

'RULES ARE RULES. AND KIBA IS RIGHT, WE NEVER сказал(-а) Ты HAD TO RUN ACROSS THAT SIDE OF THE ISLAND'

"This bites," сказал(-а) Envy
"You got that right," agrees Inuyasha

Kiba just shrugs. Then he turns around and heads into the forest as a wolf.

"You know," Envy smirks "We may have Остаться в живых the race, but we can still have some fun."
InuYasha looks at Envy. Understanding dawned on his face and he smiled back. "Yeah."
Наруто looks from one to the other. "Uh.... bye." He does a series of hand patterns then vanishes.
"You can't hide from me. I can smell him heading that way," says InuYasha running in the direction Наруто fled.
"Prepare yourself, worm." Calls Envy, following Inuyasha.

It's going to be a long night for the three of them.