From an email.

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually сказал(-а) in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


Q: Are Ты sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.


Q: What is your дата of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.


Q: What gear were Ты in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.


Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget....