Mephisto's Pubes

At the station, the Germans were interrogating Maurice. He was hit several times in the face. He had a bruise on his right cheek, his chin, and blood was on his forehead.

German пони 593: *Hits Maurice while holding him by the neck* Who did it?
Maurice: *Gets punched again, and has blood come out of his nose* I'm not sure, I can't remember. I was drunk!
German пони 593: You're lying!! *Throws a bucket of water onto Maurice*
Maurice: *Coughing*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Walks into the room* If Ты tell the truth, Ты live. Now, what does he look like?
Maurice: Colonel, I can't remember. *Stares...

The following is based off of the 1964 film, The Train.

Paris, August 2nd, 1944. 1511th день of German occupation.

German Ponies: *Guarding a museum*
Other German Ponies: *Arriving in a staff car between two motorcycles. They stop at the museum*
German Pony: Achtung.
Driver: *Gets out of the car, and opens the back right door*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Steps out of the car wearing a jacket, and a hat. He salutes his soldiers, and walks into the museum*

Inside the museum were lots of paintings. This was an art museum.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Puts his jacket, and hat onto a пальто hanger. He slowly...

It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the замок got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the замок was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to Присоединиться his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her Друзья so much, Tiara, and Silverspoon were convinced to Присоединиться Discord's army. The logo stayed to the swastika, but the name was changed to Disci, combining Discord's name with...

Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A месяц passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were spray painted at a lot of places, and bloodstains were on Twilight's house. "Seems like Robotnik's doing, but how?" I сказал(-а) to myself. "Because...

After getting a request to make a вверх ten worst canon couples, I thought to myself, “Eh, why not”. Now, this has to be a couple that people have shipped, and it has to have been пушка in the end, no matter what. Also, I have to hate it… A lot. So, my opinion of these couples may be different than yours. So, please try to respect my opinion. With that said, lets start the list. Also, this Список contains some spoilers, so, Ты have been warned

#10: Mario and персик (Super Mario Bros)



Now, first, let’s ask the question. Are these two REALLY a couple. To which I reply with…. Maybe....

Now, there was a time when I actually supported shipping… I was a very sad, pathetic, and very stupid kid growing up. Now that I have matured a bit, I can see that shipping is basically a way of forcing two characters into a relationship, when I bet they are thinking, “Oh god, please kill me”. So, I am going to tell Ты all the shipping that I hate the most. Before I start, I just want to say that Ты are not a bad person if Ты like this sort of shipping. So, I would respect it if Ты didn’t hate on me for hating something Ты like. Now, lets piss off some shippers. Also, I have images...

Okay, that’s it. I’ve had this bottled up so long, that it’s finally overflowed. My hatred for shippings. So, I’ve finally decided to write this Статья of my вверх 5 hated shippings…oh, and it’s guest-starring J666. So, enjoy. 
#5- Patroklos X Pyrrha (From Soul Calibur V)
Ugh, this shipping. It would be kind of acceptable…if it wasn’t for the fact Patroklos and Pyrrha are brother and sister. INCEST! And everyone makes such a huge deal about homosexuality. Seriously, the fact that some people actually are into this kind of shipping absolutely disgusts me. I mean, seriously? I...