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posted by isabelle_905
I didn't write this. I got it in an email and it made me smile!! Enjoy!

The Why's of Men

(because they are plugged into a genius)

(they don't have enough time)

(they don't stop to ask directions)

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

(you need...
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Be well groomed and take pride in yourself.

1. ridiculously huge coupon a day. Like doing Sacramento at 90% off!

Try cute hairstyles! Wearing your hair down день after день can look boring and uninspired. Scrunchies and cute hair clips are a must! It's nice if your accessories match what you're wearing; which should compliment your figure.
Wear deoderant. Especially during P.E. Anti-perspirant deoderant is the best kind because it slows down sweating when applied directly to your arm-pits. If deoderant isn't really your thing, perfume или sweetly-scented body spray is a nice alternative. Fruity or...
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posted by karpach_14

1.Smoky Eyes Makeup Tips LorealParisUSA.com/Smokey-Eye
Learn How To Get A Seductive Smoky Eye Look From L'Oréal Paris Experts

2.Hair - wash it every day, but don't use conditioner every time. Washing less frequently или using conditioner every день will lead to greasy hair. Comb it daily.

3.Eyebrows - comb and/or tweeze them regularly to keep them well groomed.

4.Eyes - if Ты have red, bloodshot, itchy eyes, get eyedrops and use them regularly. Get plenty of sleep to avoid puffiness.

5.Nose - blow your nose, don't pick it. Always blow your nose before leaving the house and check to make sure...
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posted by AcidBanter
Fanpop isn't accepting Ссылки from blogspot anymore so added the Статья in this section, but here's the link to the original source:


Ruth Elizabeth Davis, еще commonly known as Bette Davis, was born April 5, 1908 in Lowell, Massachusetts. She was a precocious, self-absorbed child who discovered her Любовь of Актёрское искусство while watching the play, The Wild утка (by Henrik Ibsen) when she was a teenager, proclaiming, "Before that performance I wanted to be an actress. When it ended, I had to be an actress... exactly like Peg Entwistle (who played Hedvig in the play). Her doting, generous mother, Ruthie...
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On the Privilege of Being a Woman

January 14, 1997
New York Catholic Форум Lecture
- Simone de Beauvoir, in The секунда Sex, wrote that women hate their bodies. Women are physically weaker, less clever, have less power and prestige. For men, procreation is a moment of physical ecstasy, whereas women suffer the discomfort of pregnancy and the agony of childbirth.

- Feminism is a metaphysical revolt against the characteristics of women. Men seem to have all the advantages, and so feminists try to become a caricature of men.

- Historically, women have been looked down on....
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posted by addi123456
A mothers whisper

In the night when your fast asleep.
Precious eyes closed…and in a beautiful dream.
Ты hear a whisper…a soft gental sound.
Ты smile…and laugh..nowing mother is around.
Trying not to wake up from this dream of yours.
It makes Ты feel safe….all nice and warm.
Ты feel a nice, soft, warm hand on your head.
Mother cries…..is she dead?
Ты try to Переместить to tell her you’re alright.
But Ты cant Переместить at all that night.
Mother sings me a beautiful ryme.
I try to wake up…its about time!
I wanna feel her warm imbrass.
Is it really way to late….
I see an Энджел up in the sky…
I see mother standing right by,
I walk to here and give her a hug.
Mother whispers…your in heaven my love(=
posted by isabelle_905
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Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The гараж is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Шоколад is just another snack. Ты can be President. Ты can never be pregnant. Ты can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Ты can wear NO рубашка to a water park. Car mechanics tell Ты the truth.

The world is your urinal. Ты never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. Ты don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, еще pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental...
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I admit I loved Дисней Princesses as a little girl, I collected stickers and pictures of my избранное (Belle and Ariel and Cinderella) and have a lot of the movies.

But one curious thing I started to notice about Дисней Фильмы as I got older was that there were usually no mothers around, it was almost always a single dad and his daughter trying to get by. If there was a female adult, she was an awful stepmother или a wicked witch.

Here is a Список of Дисней Фильмы (and many of these are based on folk tales and Grimm fairy tales, but they are the ones Дисней seems to like to make Фильмы of...) where...
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posted by breebree446
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If Ты don't straighten up, I'm going to knock Ты into the middle of Далее week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I сказал(-а) so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If Ты fall out of that свинг, качели and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure Ты wear clean underwear, in case...
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posted by ddangerouxwoman
Yesterday I slept and I dreamed I was a princess
I dreamed of the power of an educated woman
in the times of knights
And I don't mean what we used to do: embroidery, Пение или drawing
no, but to that ancient art that barely lingers between us now,
to make man believe that he is the one who take the reins
We didn't have the freedom to be indomitable, but we have been secret.
We domed the king with kisses and planned alliances and revenge in our beds.
In my dream, my mother, the Queen, taught me to be gentle, to appear submissive but to be daring in secret as far as God would allow me.
To play with my...
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MOST Популярное GIRLS ON Youtube

Vevo, an account on Youtube for a lot of singers that always post their latest Музыка Видео and songs, made a Список for the most Популярное singers!

Who is most viewed? Beside Lady Gaga, Рианна & Шакира are секунда and third.

Britney, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry and Selena Gomez were in the вверх ten. Кеша and Miley Cyrus followed close behind them!

Here is the complete list:

1. Lady Gaga – 1.632.450.395
2. Рианна – 1.333.881.663
3. Шакира – 947.239.912
4. Britney Spears – 853.910.418
5. Beyoncé – 735.023.571
6. Taylor быстрый, стремительный, свифт – 493.208.814
7. Jennifer Lopez – 463.577.450
8. Katy Perry – 414.950.899
9. Selena Gomez – 354.322.114
10. Christina Aguilera – 217.634.971
11. Кеша – 191.642.959
12. Jessie J – 187.993.705
13. Nicki Minaj – 174.877.413
14. Miley Cyrus – 150.422.719
posted by addi123456
My story. The life of me…….

Hey everyone My name is addi ( addisyn) but I just like addi. I am 16 years old and I was born on January 1. I have 9 other brothers and sisters. I also have an identical twin. My life is very complicated, and I desided to share it with others who would like to hear. When I was young, I was raised to be strong, and to work my hardest, and never to give up. I was in gymnastics at the age of 6, cheerleading at the age of 6, swimming when I was 14, karate when I was 9, and dance when I was around 7. This was the dream for me! I loved what I did! My mom was a stay...
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posted by isabelle_905
One Flaw In Women

By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth день of working overtime.
An Энджел appeared and said,
"Why are Ты spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have Ты seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet Кока-кола and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a Kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two hands."

The Энджел was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands!?...
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posted by addi123456
Finding you! And your goal in life(=

You are you. Ты came into this world for a purpose, and god has a plan and goal for Ты to achieve in life. Sometimes though its hard to find that one thing that god has put Ты down on earth for. To find it Ты really need to look at yourself, and your dreams, goals, and what Ты Любовь . Look at your talents. Growing up as a teenager, life is rough. There is soo much drama, and school, and pure pressure! Ты need to block that out of your life, and focas on what your going to do when your older, and your goal and purpose for being on earth. Because what...
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Some girls really hate themselves. They think there fat, или to skinny, или they have huge eyes, или they hate there acne. Every girl has a flaw about themselves. YOu wont find a perfect girl. But what i can say is that every single one of Ты girls are beatiful. Y? Because Ты were created by a wonderful god! He created Ты in his eyes. Think of yourself as a painting. YOu see the ones that look like a mess! well because they were made by a famous artist, there beautiful, and unique! LIke you! Whos to say Ты arent pretty?The boys? The other mean girls? Who made up the rule that being fat, or...
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posted by isabelle_905
Here’s another email guys! LOL Enjoy!!

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine или feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher трещина, сплит the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine или a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that...
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posted by isabelle_905
More emails.


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, Остаться в живых the war...
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posted by Dragonclaws
 Calvin and Hobbes in their club GROSS: Get Rid Of Slimy girlS
Calvin and Hobbes in their club GROSS: Get Rid Of Slimy girlS
So, hello, I’m Dragonclaws. I have a good-sized interest in gender equality and examining sexism and such. I’ve stumbled across these gender-related клубы about Being a Woman and Being a Man. Going from one to the other, specifically from Being a Woman to Being a Man, the stark difference is quite stunning. I find the differences between the two клубы to distinctly represent the cultural divide between the two gender groups, and as an extension to represent the forms of sexism developed by our society.

First of all, let’s examine the Аватар used by each club. The Аватар used to represent...
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posted by greekgirlA
I found this wise letter written to a, well, if i сказал(-а) what i wanted to, it would take too long. So, just read.

Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your Always макси pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core™ или Dri-Weave™ absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding или сальса dancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running up and down the пляж, пляжный in tight, white shorts. But my Избранное feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi...
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How to get along with your mother.

This is for all the girls who have a mom.

Mothers…………..Ugh! They drive us crazy sometimes. They ground us for no reason, they yell at us for the littlest things, they imbarrise us, and wont leave us alone! Sometimes Ты just wanna yell and scream! Sadly Ты cant do that to your mother. But what Ты can do is prevent your mom from doing all these things. Before I give Ты these tips, im gonna help Ты like your mother more. And have a beter relationship with her. Your mom gave birth to you. She fed you, kept Ты alive, and raised Ты to the beautiful,...
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