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posted by isabelle_905

More lovely emails!! Ladies, I'm sure Ты can all vouch for these!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and Ты need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five минуты is only five минуты if Ты have just been дана five еще минуты to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and Ты should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!...

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"The Rules" From The Male Side

posted by isabelle_905

From an email I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1.    Men are NOT mind readers.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. Ты need it down. Ты don’t hear us complaining about Ты leaving it down.

3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon или the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    ...

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When a Guy Likes You...

posted by Summer_Leanne

-He stares at Ты a lot
- He hits Ты a lot(playfully)
- He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
- He yelled, "HI"to your mom that день she picked Ты up from school
- He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with Ты cuz Ты couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone
- He tries to make Ты laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
- His voice gets softer when ever Ты two talk
-You hung up on him. He called Ты back
- Ты where invited by him to a group outin
- He called Ты to talk about nothing at all.
- He imitates your laugh...

Over It by Eve Ensler

posted by SelinaKyle

Over It
by Eve Ensler
Tony award winning playwright, performer and activist

link

I am over rape.

I am over rape culture, rape mentality, rape pages on Facebook.

I am over the thousands of people who signed those pages with their real names without shame.

I am over people demanding their right to rape pages, and calling it freedom of speech или justifying it as a joke.

I am over people not understanding that rape is not a joke and I am over being told I don't have a sense of humor, and women don't have a sense of humor, when most women I know (and I know a lot) are really fucking funny. We just don't...

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Girls Are Like Apples On Trees!

posted by breebree446

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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the вверх of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the вверх think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality,they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
Храбрая сердцем enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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I am me...

posted by breebree446

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, или games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, или doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back или to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, или talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone или regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to...

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Girls Don’t Realize These Things

posted by isabelle_905

Email.

Girls Don’t Realize These Things

I'm sorry
That I bought Ты roses
to tell Ты that I like you.

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with Ты when Ты were drunk.

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants.

I'm sorry
That I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised.

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy".

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk.

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy Ты expensive things.

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club.

I'm sorry
I would rather...

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A TRUE BOYFRIEND

posted by isabelle_905

Great email.

A TRUE BOYFRIEND

When she walks away from Ты mad:
Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth:
Kiss her.

When she pushes Ты или hit's you:
Grab her and don’t let go.

When she starts cussing at you:
Kiss her and tell her Ты Любовь her.

When she's quiet:
Ask her what’s wrong.

When she ignores you:
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away:
Pull her back.

When Ты see her at her worst:
Tell her she's beautiful.

When Ты see her start crying:
Just hold her and don’t say a word.

When Ты see her walking:
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared:
Protect her.

When...

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To The Nice Guys Left

posted by isabelle_905

Another email I got and ABSOLUTELY ADORE.

To the nice guys left:

To every guy that regrets hurting или losing her.

To every guy who knows which girl he wants.

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."

To every guy that was never too busy TO DRIVE across town (or across the STATE) (or across the country) to see HER.

To every guy that gives her Цветы and a card when she’s sick.

To every guy who has дана her Цветы just because.

To every guy that сказал(-а) he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that did what she wanted to do.

To every guy that cried in front of her....