1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If Ты don't straighten up, I'm going to knock Ты into the middle of Далее week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I сказал(-а) so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If Ты fall out of that свинг, качели and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure Ты wear clean underwear, in case...
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