The Little Mermaid

In the original version, the Little Mermaid feels an indescribable amount of pain every time she takes a step - due to a curse the witch put on her.
The Little Mermaid has a mother in the original - her mother is dead in the Дисней version.
The Captain that the mermaid falls in Любовь with marries another woman (whom he had been in Любовь with in the first place) - in the Дисней version the Little Mermaid gets the prince!
The Little Mermaid's sisters offer her a нож to kill the prince so she can return to the see in the original.
The Little Mermaid dies at the end (turns into...

A story I wrote when I was five, copied here word for word, spelling mistakes nag grammar errors kept lol. I found it while cleaning my room...

Cataya ran out of the stall, "the tolit is hunted." everyone laugfed "Its true", "run for your lives." The janitor ran in "was it the ghost или the tolit" "Both." Cataya exclaimed. "The ghost was gree with sharp teeth." "The tolit was оранжевый wuth razor sharp teeth and it always yelled I'm the toilinator!"

Cataya was angry her classmates didn't belive her her teachers, even her parents didn't belive her. Only Jakin колокол, колокольчик, белл Joans the janitor did belive. The...

I sighed as I woke up, blinking in the bright sunlight. I looked over at the sleeping Frank, and then at my alarm clock.

10:30!?

Quickly throwing off the covers, I leaped out of постель, кровати and threw on a robe. I couldn't believe I'd slept that late. Yeah, so it was summer vacation and 10:30 was nothing. But I usually got up at 7:00 a.m. I was a total freak

"LEAH!" A voice shrieked at me from outside my door. I groaned. Kris.
"Hold on, Kris, I'll be out in a minute!" I brushed my hair and teeth quickly and opened the door.

"You сказал(-а) last night Ты were gonna make waffles!" Kris griped as we walked down...

So, I was recently diagnosed with Asperger's, and I Любовь psychology, so I'm going to force some medical diagnosis information of all of you!

Asperger's syndrome, also called Asperger's disorder, is a type of pervasive developmental disorder (PDD). PDDs are a group of conditions that involve delays in the development of many basic skills, most notably the ability to socialize with others, to communicate, and to use imagination.

Although Asperger's syndrome is similar in some ways to autism -- another, еще severe type of PDD -- there are some important differences. Children with Asperger's syndrome...

Yet another one :P

Superbowl: a REALLY big bowl.
this superbowl can, like, hold all my cranberries! Mmmmm, cranberries!

Anime: 1. Japanese animation.

2. Yet another thing that americans managed to completely fuck up, resulting in poor translations, unnecessary censorship, horrible dubbing, and people who don't know any better hating Япония for it.
Cartoon Network and 4Kids are mostly responsible for the godawful Аниме that plays in the US.

(This one for GD XD) Clown kiss: Eating a girl out while she is on her period so when Ты are done your lips look like a clown.
I puked after giving a girl a clown...

If I get reported becasue this shit will go down XD

Pig: a government-funded butt-picking fucktard addicted to donuts. Just about every cop you've ever met was the little chickenshit pussy with the smart mouth who got its жопа, попка (yeah, that's right; "ITS ass", not "his ass" или "her ass") kicked on a daily basis back in school. Don't be surprised if Ты recognized the pig who's giving Ты a rash of senseless shit for no good reason as Myron, the trailer park-dwelling, booger-eating mutant from high school who got fired from McDonalds for fucking the hamburger buns.

Hungry: The worst possible torture...

I am bored yet again. So I desided to make this artical thingy. If Ты guys want еще just let me know. X3


Pokemon: A disease that started in Tokyo. It first infected Gameboys in Япония in 1995. Then in 1998 the disease infected Gameboys in America. Soon channel WB11 was infected too, and now Cartoon Network. The ever-so-popular "Gameboy Advance" systems got infected in 2002, and still is. In 1999 the disease started spreading via cardboard aka "Pokemon Trading Card Game". "Nintendo 64" and "Nintendo Gamecube" are infected too. The disease is also spreading via plastic and metal in the toy isles...

Dear Mr. Potter,
You have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry..."
One sentence to change millions of lives, to begin a decade...

"Harry Potter...the boy who lived...come to die..."
One sentence to end
-an era
-a lifetime
...everything.

"The stories we Любовь best do live in us forever; whether Ты come back by page, или by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome Ты home."
...One sentence, to bring it all back.

Re-post if Ты will stick with Harry, until the very end. Until the spines of your Книги are weakened and the pages are falling out, until you're 80 years...

The Fanwhore: Have Ты ever been added by someone, and then when Ты went to their Профиль to possibly add them back, saw only posts with things like "Thanks for the add!" as far as the eye could see? Congrats, you've just met a Fanwhore. This person is pretty much just obsessed with getting fans. They can spend hours adding people, and will usually add back anyone who adds them. They tend to have obscenely large numbers of fans, and to get them obscenely fast. Can go ballistic if they haven't gained at least five new Фаны in the last hour.
Also, some Fanwhores tend to reform after a while,...

I looked at the piece of paper in my hand. I had found it on my стол письменный, стол this morning. It wasn’t my handwriting, или mum’s, или even Immie’s. All it сказал(-а) was: Lottie--to find your destiny, go to 13 Loophole Way. Secretly, I thought it was my father’s handwriting. He passed away last year, when I was 13. At breakfast, I casually mentioned this to mum. This was the reaction I got:
“Charlotte Irene Endale! Your father is- your father is- is dead. He would not-could not leave Ты a note in the middle of the night!” I could see the tears in her eyes so I сказал(-а) “Bye, mum! Have a nice day!”...

Again, as an original Biggerstaff, I decided to copy yet another Статья idea.

This is about me, myself, and I. Yes, there are three different people, hence the fact that only three people are cheering for me. That's kind of sad, actually.

And I have no clue how to start this article.

TROUBLE LOVES MEEEE
WALKS BESIDE MEEEE
TO CHIDE MEEEE
NOT TO GUIDE MEEEE
IT'S STIIIILL MUCH MORE
THAN YOU'LL DOOOO

(Morrissey, bitches.)

Now that that's out of the way...

Who I Am:
- I am female, but it the Biggerstaff family I'm a male.
- RL name: Mary
- Biggerstaff name: Marion (creepy uncle ftw)
- I live in the U.S. and that's...

I just wrote an entire article, then my stupid laptop went and deleted it all. Ghfdshfsdkj. SO FRICKEN ANGRY.

Okay then, so I'm from Britain, but NOT ENGLAND. Britain is Wales, Scotland and England. It is not ENGLAND. Besides joda, who has sadly disappeared from fanpop, I'm the only Biggerstaff that I know of that resides in Wales.

I am a Nerdfighter, a Whovian, a bookworm, a Potterhead, a demigod, and еще I can't be arsed remembering.

I hate learning Welsh, and I have to take it for my GCSEs... think of them as O.W.Ls. Definitely not taking them for A levels. Think of THEM as N.E.W.Ts :P

Okay......

I once heard the hardest thing to describe is yourself. And hell, no truer words have been spoken. Okay, no еще distractions.
I'm Diana _____, but on here, ya'll know me as Luna Biggerstaff. I'm 13,and I live in New York.
Sometimes my life feels like a drama series или something. So lets see, how to begin..
I was born and raised in NYC, my parents are Colombian, and I have an older sister who has made all the wrong choices. My dad is an ass, he's sexist and lazy. My mom and him are divorved. I live with my mom and my stepdad, and my sister lives with my dad in our old house.
I've moved like 3...

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two Review By Dark. Warning: spoilers from the movie given. Ты have been warned.

Rating-9/10

Certainly a really great movie. I’ll never forget it. It made me laugh and cry and applaud. The Музыка behind it all fit well with the events going on. The actors were excellent throughout the movie (I was extra impressed by Alan Rickman, portraying Snape’s thunderous emotions going through him right at the end. It was odd to see Snape so defeated, but he did it well. Helena also did well as Bellatrix who was actually Hermione pretending to be Bellatrix. Hehe…I...