MASTER SWORD:
Sword: (writing fanfic of Derpy, but then Saten comes in and he switches it too porn, of all things)..
Saten: How do I know Ты won't shoot me in the eye
Sword: (literary aiming a sniper gun at Saten's eye) No, no, I won't shoot Ты in the eye..
Sword: Let's look at the bright sides... Saten not being drunk, bright sides.
Sword: GODDAMN IT, CHIMNEY, SHUT THAT FUCKING REPEATING BROKEN RECORD Ты CALL A MOUTH!
Sword: Whats with the knife!? Please tell me that's going to be used for non-stabbing me purposes!
Sword: Oh, and I should apologize,. I guess when I saw Derpy getting hurt I just wanted to RIP HIS FUCKING сердце OUT!!! And I did. Its right..... (Sees сердце and points) over there.
Sword: And then I told him, "That's what she said", and then I broke his arm.
Sword: Derpy is such a perfect girlfriend!
Saten: I'm glad... But no trying anything.
Sword: Dose sex count?...... We had sex.
Saten: .......... (angrily punches him in the face).
Sword: Still worth it!
Sword: Oh, Эй, Ты two. How is your день going... And why are your eyes bloodshot... and why are Ты giggling... and why do Ты smell like weed?
Sword: (to babysitter) Ты harm Dinky your be dead and buried before the amber alert goes out!
Derpy: He's not kidding.. I saw him do it before.
Derpy: I still wonder what Sword would of been like, as an gangster.
(vision of Sword as a gang leader) Come on boys! Let's rob a bank. Give the money to the poor. Then rob the poor. And SHOOT THE MONEY! (they all cheer).
Pita: Эй, Sword. Meet my X boyfriend.
Sword: Ты dated Pita?
Lucas: Yep.
Sword: (examines Pita then turns back to Lucas) Why would Ты 'stop'?
Sword: I can't believe this. I slept with Derpy AND Octavia, at the same time.
Derpy: Great, but no telling Saten.
Sword: Coarse not.
(soon after)
Sword: (at bar) Saten I had a threeway with Derpy and Octavia!
Saten: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that!? I JUST sat down!
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SATEN TWIST:
Saten: Relax, I only smoke when I drink now.
Derpy: But Ты "always" drink!
Saten: .......... I'm working on that.
AJ: AJ: Why'd Ты have a crush on me. I mean, there are so much other ponies that Ты could have chosen.... Why me?
Saten: Well. I always loved your voice.. And Ты have the most beauitful eyes I've ever seen, ever..
AJ: (after giving Saten a big Kiss on the lips) Ah need ta tell Ты something.
Saten: *gasps* Oh god. Your breaking up with me.
AJ: What?
Saten: W Why would Ты Kiss me, and then break up with me.. That is so crue-
AJ: *puts her hooves on him softly* Honey. Relax. Ah'm not breaking up with ya,
Saten: (nervously) Oh.. Right, I I knew that.. (takes a large sip from the beer)..
Saten: (No! No! Don't give him the sadifaction of answering!) Not sure (NO! Ты FUCKIN IDIOT! One of these days I'm gonna jump us off a cliff) shut up brain, или I'll stab Ты with a toothpick.
AJ: I Любовь Saten to death.. But his jealously is annoying.. Ты should of seen him at dinner.
(ealier).
Waiter: Here is your napkin (Hands her napkin)
Satan: Woah woah woah... Did Ты just give my wife an extra napkin?
Waiter: Is there something wrong with it
Satan: (angrily) Yeah, there is. I think Ты may be trying to flirt with her!
AJ: Satan, it's just a napkin. Calm down
Satan: Fine
Waiter: Now, here are your breadsticks
Satan: (See's one extra breadstick) Okay, that's it! (Beats the waiter up).
Bartender: Here's your пиво
Saten: I wanted WINE!! (Throws it at him) GET IT RIGHT!!
Saten: Least your still better than her last boyfriend.
(Flashback)
Derpy: (crying) Saten! Jerry cheated on me with another woman., сказал(-а) I wasn't hot anymore, do to my eye injury..
Saten: I see.. Where dose he live?
Derpy: Далее door, why?
Saten: (loading double barrel) Just gonna talk him,
Derpy: Is that a gu-
Saten: Wait here.. (Leaves with the gun)
(Gun shot sound, before he soon returns)
Derpy: What was tha-
Saten: Nothing.. But I think we need to get outta town for a while.
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THE END.
Part 2 will be BEST OF DITTO and maybe of MADDY
Sword: (writing fanfic of Derpy, but then Saten comes in and he switches it too porn, of all things)..
Saten: How do I know Ты won't shoot me in the eye
Sword: (literary aiming a sniper gun at Saten's eye) No, no, I won't shoot Ты in the eye..
Sword: Let's look at the bright sides... Saten not being drunk, bright sides.
Sword: GODDAMN IT, CHIMNEY, SHUT THAT FUCKING REPEATING BROKEN RECORD Ты CALL A MOUTH!
Sword: Whats with the knife!? Please tell me that's going to be used for non-stabbing me purposes!
Sword: Oh, and I should apologize,. I guess when I saw Derpy getting hurt I just wanted to RIP HIS FUCKING сердце OUT!!! And I did. Its right..... (Sees сердце and points) over there.
Sword: And then I told him, "That's what she said", and then I broke his arm.
Sword: Derpy is such a perfect girlfriend!
Saten: I'm glad... But no trying anything.
Sword: Dose sex count?...... We had sex.
Saten: .......... (angrily punches him in the face).
Sword: Still worth it!
Sword: Oh, Эй, Ты two. How is your день going... And why are your eyes bloodshot... and why are Ты giggling... and why do Ты smell like weed?
Sword: (to babysitter) Ты harm Dinky your be dead and buried before the amber alert goes out!
Derpy: He's not kidding.. I saw him do it before.
Derpy: I still wonder what Sword would of been like, as an gangster.
(vision of Sword as a gang leader) Come on boys! Let's rob a bank. Give the money to the poor. Then rob the poor. And SHOOT THE MONEY! (they all cheer).
Pita: Эй, Sword. Meet my X boyfriend.
Sword: Ты dated Pita?
Lucas: Yep.
Sword: (examines Pita then turns back to Lucas) Why would Ты 'stop'?
Sword: I can't believe this. I slept with Derpy AND Octavia, at the same time.
Derpy: Great, but no telling Saten.
Sword: Coarse not.
(soon after)
Sword: (at bar) Saten I had a threeway with Derpy and Octavia!
Saten: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that!? I JUST sat down!
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SATEN TWIST:
Saten: Relax, I only smoke when I drink now.
Derpy: But Ты "always" drink!
Saten: .......... I'm working on that.
AJ: AJ: Why'd Ты have a crush on me. I mean, there are so much other ponies that Ты could have chosen.... Why me?
Saten: Well. I always loved your voice.. And Ты have the most beauitful eyes I've ever seen, ever..
AJ: (after giving Saten a big Kiss on the lips) Ah need ta tell Ты something.
Saten: *gasps* Oh god. Your breaking up with me.
AJ: What?
Saten: W Why would Ты Kiss me, and then break up with me.. That is so crue-
AJ: *puts her hooves on him softly* Honey. Relax. Ah'm not breaking up with ya,
Saten: (nervously) Oh.. Right, I I knew that.. (takes a large sip from the beer)..
Saten: (No! No! Don't give him the sadifaction of answering!) Not sure (NO! Ты FUCKIN IDIOT! One of these days I'm gonna jump us off a cliff) shut up brain, или I'll stab Ты with a toothpick.
AJ: I Любовь Saten to death.. But his jealously is annoying.. Ты should of seen him at dinner.
(ealier).
Waiter: Here is your napkin (Hands her napkin)
Satan: Woah woah woah... Did Ты just give my wife an extra napkin?
Waiter: Is there something wrong with it
Satan: (angrily) Yeah, there is. I think Ты may be trying to flirt with her!
AJ: Satan, it's just a napkin. Calm down
Satan: Fine
Waiter: Now, here are your breadsticks
Satan: (See's one extra breadstick) Okay, that's it! (Beats the waiter up).
Bartender: Here's your пиво
Saten: I wanted WINE!! (Throws it at him) GET IT RIGHT!!
Saten: Least your still better than her last boyfriend.
(Flashback)
Derpy: (crying) Saten! Jerry cheated on me with another woman., сказал(-а) I wasn't hot anymore, do to my eye injury..
Saten: I see.. Where dose he live?
Derpy: Далее door, why?
Saten: (loading double barrel) Just gonna talk him,
Derpy: Is that a gu-
Saten: Wait here.. (Leaves with the gun)
(Gun shot sound, before he soon returns)
Derpy: What was tha-
Saten: Nothing.. But I think we need to get outta town for a while.
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THE END.
Part 2 will be BEST OF DITTO and maybe of MADDY
DEATH NOTE:
It looks interesting so maybe the dozens of people asking might get what they want :D
MONSTER:
Yeah.. Again, dozens of requests.. I think I will at some point..
DRAGON BALL Z:
I would. But I have trouble finding it..
HELLSING ORGINAL:
Someday maybe, but most OTHER people say there's not much need. It's not very good..
BLACK LAGOON:
I tried.
It's great. But too many cliche's for me.
And the voices ruin it for me..
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It looks interesting so maybe the dozens of people asking might get what they want :D
MONSTER:
Yeah.. Again, dozens of requests.. I think I will at some point..
DRAGON BALL Z:
I would. But I have trouble finding it..
HELLSING ORGINAL:
Someday maybe, but most OTHER people say there's not much need. It's not very good..
BLACK LAGOON:
I tried.
It's great. But too many cliche's for me.
And the voices ruin it for me..
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