DITTO:
Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.
Scootaloo: (sighs) What did Ты do?
Ditto: Nothing!
Scootaloo: (unconvinced stare)
Ditto: (groans) ONE little fat joke.
Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the Далее time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.
Ditto: Эй, Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna: ... I guess I could do this sort of thing. I have never tried it, though I am curious to see how it is.
Ditto: Great... I.. Really.. Uhh.. like you.
Luna: (playfully) why?
Ditto: Well.. Your. Smart. Beauitful.. Successful.. Храбрая сердцем
Luna: (playfully) Annnd?
Ditto: And.. Uh.. Cute.. And.. Smart.. And, did I mention, beauitful... (awkward silence)... But why do Ты Любовь me?
Luna: (shrugs) I don't know.. Just do.
Ditto: (chuckles) That's not fair. Why do 'I' have to give the essay answer?
Luna: (Playfully) Well, I guess its because I am a princess.
Master Sword: Wait, wait, wait wait wait..... wait. Ты are dating Luna? As in THE Luna? As in Princess Luna, the ruler of the moon herself.
Ditto: Yeah.. I can't believe it either... But the fact is. We were "always" there for each.
(extended scene)
Ditto: (tying пони to noose) Ты know kid, I would feel less bad about this if it weren't for the fact that one of your crimes involved trying to rape sweet little Pinkie Pie., (screaming) Ты DISGUST ME!!... (has a sudden mood свинг, качели and calmly pats his head in a soothing voice) We're not gonna hurt you.. Not gonna hurt you.
Ditto: Well.. I was thinking about it, and.. Would Ты marry me, Luny?
Luna: (Surprised) Why.............. Of course I would, Ditto. Nothing would make me happier.
Ditto: Great. I even got a ring.. (shows expensive looking ring)
Luna: Were did Ты even get that?
Ditto: Well.. (shown savagely beating up prisoner, simply for the prisoners ring)... Not important.
Ditto: (dragging over prisoner who tried escaping but was caught by him personally).
Cadence: Oh, good, Ты got him.
Prisoner: ... Эй, princess? How much would it cost to fuck yo-
Ditto: (smashes his the prisoners face against a wall, breaking his nose) SHUT UP!!
Mugger: (shoots at her) I never liked Ты anyway Luna!
Luna: (gets hit in the arm by one of them)
Mugger: (points the gun) Haha, Далее one is going straight for your fac- (suddenly the arm holding his gun gets violently ripped off)
Ditto: (mockingly) Ohh, looks like someone's gonna be missing (waving the torn off arm) thiiis!
Ditto: (violently beating prisoner) How ugly is Luna NOW!?
Prisoner: Still pretty fuckin disgusting
Ditto: (growls and continues to beat him).
Luna: I think Ты should Присоединиться me at the spa. It'll help with all your stress honey.
Ditto: No way Luny. I'm a guy. I'm not going to a spa
(Later when he arrives at the spa)
Ditto: (how dose she do that!?)..
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MADDY TWIST:
Broadsword: My son is an idiot!
Maddy: I don't know.. I like sword
Boardsword: ....... Why!?
Maddy; Well.. Unlike most other of my boyfriend's sons. He never tried to run me over with his car..
Maddy: (after being insulted) fortunately I don't give a shit about your opinion.
Maddy: It's for rare valuable reasons, titled "none your business"!
Cop: (sees Maddy having her arm stuck in a vending machine she tired stealing from.
Maddy: Ummm........ This isn't what it looks like.
Maddy: Yeah.. Can't be as cute as I am without knowing to defend yourself.. Maggie too.
Maddy: I agree.. Woman are such bitches... It's why I went back to men.
Broadsword: (realizes what she means and is turned on)... Wow.
Maddy; (flies over to where Broads boss is) what is it, what's the big damn deal? Ты sounded anxious on the phone.
Boss: Well, I just wanted to talk (Takes out two wine glasses and a bottle) Champaign?
Maddy: Oh, thank Ты (Takes the whole bottle and drinks from it)
Boss: My, you're quite an extraordinary woman, aren't you.
Maddy: (nervous) I guess..
Boss: So, how do Ты feel about your relationship with Broadsword. (Stands behind her and massages her shoulders) Are Ты happy with your relationship?
Maddy: (has to resist his touch) Were we going with this!?
Boss: Well...... how much do I have to pay Ты to do Ты in the-
(30 секунды Later)
Maddy: (Walks out of the room) Well, this was a nice conversation. We'll have to do this again.. never
Boss: (Clenching his nose, which is broken).
Saten: What do Ты want Maddy?
Maddy: ... To see my son.
Saten: Why so Ты can insult me and my beloved wife!
Maddy: No... The thing is... I don't want to be your enemy anymore.
Saten: .............. What?
Maddy: I am sick of the hate... I want to be an actual caring mother..
Saten: .......................
Maddy: I know I never showed Ты Любовь Saten. I know I was a HORRIBLE mother.. Who payed no attention to you. And bullied you... But Ты don't understand what it was like Saten... My whole life... All I ever gotten was misery, and beatings... Nobody EVER showed me Любовь before Broadsword... Любовь was so unknown to me.. But I always cared for Ты in my own way........ I hope Ты can forgive me.
Saten: ................. (hugs her tearfully) I do!
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(I'll even add BEST OF PITA, cause I really like her now)..
Pita: I'm Pita Cosita. And I'm a crazy girl!
Pita: Yeah, we'll, your not even hot... Okay. Yes Ты are... But still a bitch!
Maggie: Want some shots?
Pita: Sure.. This is only my секунда beer.. I need to speed up my game!
Pita: I am pretty pervy. But I usually ask permission first.
Celestia: (sees this) Hey, what Ты think your doing!?
Pita: (drunk) Not now Maggie.
Celestia: No, I'm Celestia, and your inside the замок
Pita: (Looks around) The castle? Fuck me, I thought I was in the bar.
Celestia: Watch your language young lady!
Pita: (winds up calling Celestia a bitch)
Celestia: Ma'am, before I lock Ты up. I am giving Ты one last chance to apologize for that last comment.
Pita: I'm from Manhatten! I never apologize for the TRUTH!
(Skips to Pita being locked in a prison cell).
Pita: Well, this could have gone much better.
Celestia: Ты had your chance.
Pita: ... (sighs) Fine. I'm sorry.
Celestia: See, was that so hard (Lets her out).
Pita: Fine.. But can I still think of Ты tonight?
Velvet: I made a girlfriend
Pita: Oh.. That's cute.. Do Ты have a picture of her?
elvet: Yeah, I do (Shows a picture of Velvet with Dinky).
Pita: Wait.. Is tha-... (looks at it)..
Maggie: What is it?
Pita: I.... I need to go talk to somebody.. Watch Velvet for me.. (leaves).
(later).
Pita: (talking to sword) Pita: Are Ты aware, your kid is dating mine?.
Master Sword: Yeah. Dinky already told us that. Why?
Pita: Just.. A bit worried he might get hurt
Master Sword: What do Ты mean by that? I'm not like Satan. I can trust Velvet to дата my daughter, so he won't get hurt.
Pita: It's not her personally.. It just... He's very sensitive.
Master Sword: Don't worry, I'm sure Dinky will treat him perfectly fine
Pita: Well... Alright
Master Sword: Good to hear
Pita: ... Sorry to bother you. (starts leaving)... Pita: I'm just trying to be a good mom.. It's new to me.
Master Sword: Oh, come on, Ты weren't a bother at all.
Pita: ... Really?
Master Sword: Of course.
Pita: Sorry again for dumping Ты back then... But I had to explore my sexuality.. I'm even dating a girl now... I call her Maggie.
Pita: (too an off view Velvet) Dain it Velvet.. What have I told Ты about about not cleaning up after yourself
Velvet: Ты сказал(-а) cleaning is for the snobbish assholes
Pita: That's right.
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THE END.
Далее is AJ and Derpy.
And... Well.. That'll be the end of these articles.
Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.
Scootaloo: (sighs) What did Ты do?
Ditto: Nothing!
Scootaloo: (unconvinced stare)
Ditto: (groans) ONE little fat joke.
Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the Далее time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.
Ditto: Эй, Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna: ... I guess I could do this sort of thing. I have never tried it, though I am curious to see how it is.
Ditto: Great... I.. Really.. Uhh.. like you.
Luna: (playfully) why?
Ditto: Well.. Your. Smart. Beauitful.. Successful.. Храбрая сердцем
Luna: (playfully) Annnd?
Ditto: And.. Uh.. Cute.. And.. Smart.. And, did I mention, beauitful... (awkward silence)... But why do Ты Любовь me?
Luna: (shrugs) I don't know.. Just do.
Ditto: (chuckles) That's not fair. Why do 'I' have to give the essay answer?
Luna: (Playfully) Well, I guess its because I am a princess.
Master Sword: Wait, wait, wait wait wait..... wait. Ты are dating Luna? As in THE Luna? As in Princess Luna, the ruler of the moon herself.
Ditto: Yeah.. I can't believe it either... But the fact is. We were "always" there for each.
(extended scene)
Ditto: (tying пони to noose) Ты know kid, I would feel less bad about this if it weren't for the fact that one of your crimes involved trying to rape sweet little Pinkie Pie., (screaming) Ты DISGUST ME!!... (has a sudden mood свинг, качели and calmly pats his head in a soothing voice) We're not gonna hurt you.. Not gonna hurt you.
Ditto: Well.. I was thinking about it, and.. Would Ты marry me, Luny?
Luna: (Surprised) Why.............. Of course I would, Ditto. Nothing would make me happier.
Ditto: Great. I even got a ring.. (shows expensive looking ring)
Luna: Were did Ты even get that?
Ditto: Well.. (shown savagely beating up prisoner, simply for the prisoners ring)... Not important.
Ditto: (dragging over prisoner who tried escaping but was caught by him personally).
Cadence: Oh, good, Ты got him.
Prisoner: ... Эй, princess? How much would it cost to fuck yo-
Ditto: (smashes his the prisoners face against a wall, breaking his nose) SHUT UP!!
Mugger: (shoots at her) I never liked Ты anyway Luna!
Luna: (gets hit in the arm by one of them)
Mugger: (points the gun) Haha, Далее one is going straight for your fac- (suddenly the arm holding his gun gets violently ripped off)
Ditto: (mockingly) Ohh, looks like someone's gonna be missing (waving the torn off arm) thiiis!
Ditto: (violently beating prisoner) How ugly is Luna NOW!?
Prisoner: Still pretty fuckin disgusting
Ditto: (growls and continues to beat him).
Luna: I think Ты should Присоединиться me at the spa. It'll help with all your stress honey.
Ditto: No way Luny. I'm a guy. I'm not going to a spa
(Later when he arrives at the spa)
Ditto: (how dose she do that!?)..
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MADDY TWIST:
Broadsword: My son is an idiot!
Maddy: I don't know.. I like sword
Boardsword: ....... Why!?
Maddy; Well.. Unlike most other of my boyfriend's sons. He never tried to run me over with his car..
Maddy: (after being insulted) fortunately I don't give a shit about your opinion.
Maddy: It's for rare valuable reasons, titled "none your business"!
Cop: (sees Maddy having her arm stuck in a vending machine she tired stealing from.
Maddy: Ummm........ This isn't what it looks like.
Maddy: Yeah.. Can't be as cute as I am without knowing to defend yourself.. Maggie too.
Maddy: I agree.. Woman are such bitches... It's why I went back to men.
Broadsword: (realizes what she means and is turned on)... Wow.
Maddy; (flies over to where Broads boss is) what is it, what's the big damn deal? Ты sounded anxious on the phone.
Boss: Well, I just wanted to talk (Takes out two wine glasses and a bottle) Champaign?
Maddy: Oh, thank Ты (Takes the whole bottle and drinks from it)
Boss: My, you're quite an extraordinary woman, aren't you.
Maddy: (nervous) I guess..
Boss: So, how do Ты feel about your relationship with Broadsword. (Stands behind her and massages her shoulders) Are Ты happy with your relationship?
Maddy: (has to resist his touch) Were we going with this!?
Boss: Well...... how much do I have to pay Ты to do Ты in the-
(30 секунды Later)
Maddy: (Walks out of the room) Well, this was a nice conversation. We'll have to do this again.. never
Boss: (Clenching his nose, which is broken).
Saten: What do Ты want Maddy?
Maddy: ... To see my son.
Saten: Why so Ты can insult me and my beloved wife!
Maddy: No... The thing is... I don't want to be your enemy anymore.
Saten: .............. What?
Maddy: I am sick of the hate... I want to be an actual caring mother..
Saten: .......................
Maddy: I know I never showed Ты Любовь Saten. I know I was a HORRIBLE mother.. Who payed no attention to you. And bullied you... But Ты don't understand what it was like Saten... My whole life... All I ever gotten was misery, and beatings... Nobody EVER showed me Любовь before Broadsword... Любовь was so unknown to me.. But I always cared for Ты in my own way........ I hope Ты can forgive me.
Saten: ................. (hugs her tearfully) I do!
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(I'll even add BEST OF PITA, cause I really like her now)..
Pita: I'm Pita Cosita. And I'm a crazy girl!
Pita: Yeah, we'll, your not even hot... Okay. Yes Ты are... But still a bitch!
Maggie: Want some shots?
Pita: Sure.. This is only my секунда beer.. I need to speed up my game!
Pita: I am pretty pervy. But I usually ask permission first.
Celestia: (sees this) Hey, what Ты think your doing!?
Pita: (drunk) Not now Maggie.
Celestia: No, I'm Celestia, and your inside the замок
Pita: (Looks around) The castle? Fuck me, I thought I was in the bar.
Celestia: Watch your language young lady!
Pita: (winds up calling Celestia a bitch)
Celestia: Ma'am, before I lock Ты up. I am giving Ты one last chance to apologize for that last comment.
Pita: I'm from Manhatten! I never apologize for the TRUTH!
(Skips to Pita being locked in a prison cell).
Pita: Well, this could have gone much better.
Celestia: Ты had your chance.
Pita: ... (sighs) Fine. I'm sorry.
Celestia: See, was that so hard (Lets her out).
Pita: Fine.. But can I still think of Ты tonight?
Velvet: I made a girlfriend
Pita: Oh.. That's cute.. Do Ты have a picture of her?
elvet: Yeah, I do (Shows a picture of Velvet with Dinky).
Pita: Wait.. Is tha-... (looks at it)..
Maggie: What is it?
Pita: I.... I need to go talk to somebody.. Watch Velvet for me.. (leaves).
(later).
Pita: (talking to sword) Pita: Are Ты aware, your kid is dating mine?.
Master Sword: Yeah. Dinky already told us that. Why?
Pita: Just.. A bit worried he might get hurt
Master Sword: What do Ты mean by that? I'm not like Satan. I can trust Velvet to дата my daughter, so he won't get hurt.
Pita: It's not her personally.. It just... He's very sensitive.
Master Sword: Don't worry, I'm sure Dinky will treat him perfectly fine
Pita: Well... Alright
Master Sword: Good to hear
Pita: ... Sorry to bother you. (starts leaving)... Pita: I'm just trying to be a good mom.. It's new to me.
Master Sword: Oh, come on, Ты weren't a bother at all.
Pita: ... Really?
Master Sword: Of course.
Pita: Sorry again for dumping Ты back then... But I had to explore my sexuality.. I'm even dating a girl now... I call her Maggie.
Pita: (too an off view Velvet) Dain it Velvet.. What have I told Ты about about not cleaning up after yourself
Velvet: Ты сказал(-а) cleaning is for the snobbish assholes
Pita: That's right.
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THE END.
Далее is AJ and Derpy.
And... Well.. That'll be the end of these articles.
I only watched episode 4 today.
So, we have our first Todd episode.
I had a feeling I was gonna like this character, Aaron Paul is just a great actor period.
Plus.. I'll probably be Todd in 5 years, xD
Playing video games, sleeping on couches... Selling drugs.
It'll be the best life ever :)
Anyway.. Still nothing to say.
But I'll keep watching.. This one was somewhat of an approvement over the other ones.
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So, we have our first Todd episode.
I had a feeling I was gonna like this character, Aaron Paul is just a great actor period.
Plus.. I'll probably be Todd in 5 years, xD
Playing video games, sleeping on couches... Selling drugs.
It'll be the best life ever :)
Anyway.. Still nothing to say.
But I'll keep watching.. This one was somewhat of an approvement over the other ones.
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Well.. I honestly don't have anything to say this time.
This Показать is starting to give me that "numb feelings" Ты get from watching Hellsing Ultimate..
Guess I should get use to that.
Wind says this is WORSE than Hellsing, in that sense.
Especially since Hellsing probably isn't meant to be taken THAT seriously.
It's basic "shoot em up" series.
But with scary as shit moments mixed among it.
This Показать seems еще subtle, and smarter..
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This Показать is starting to give me that "numb feelings" Ты get from watching Hellsing Ultimate..
Guess I should get use to that.
Wind says this is WORSE than Hellsing, in that sense.
Especially since Hellsing probably isn't meant to be taken THAT seriously.
It's basic "shoot em up" series.
But with scary as shit moments mixed among it.
This Показать seems еще subtle, and smarter..
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