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EPISODE 1:

So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All Ты have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a Избранное character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh Phillips, was convicted of killing a child.

Also.
My thoughts on Alexander.

The abridged Alexander is still better.
His voice is еще steriotypical.
And he has a better reaction to when the Hellsing lady says he betrayed them by killing all her men (he kills two еще in front of her, before claiming he dosen't know why she would make such an accusation).

What else can I say..

Can't think of anything.
Till Далее time.

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EPISODE 2:
Now. THIS is еще like it :)

This episode was fuckin awesome.

As I originally expected. Jan Valentine is truely a enjoyment to watch.
He's friggin nuts.
But that's what I Любовь about him.

I would Любовь to go on and on about Jan Valentine.
But. Most of Ты probably don't care..

Though, I'm not saying I'm in anyway depressed about his death, he still deserved it.
Though I 'am' a bit disappointed about him being killed off after just one appearance. That much, I admit to.
But hey, it seems to happen quite often in hellsing, so, whatever.. Dude.

Anyway.
As for Luke.
He was serprisingly enjoyable too.
But. Am I the only who thinks his voice sounds kinda like Alucard's.

But. Just like Alucard says.
Luke loses all the respect he has earned by cowarding away joining the last second.
I understand WHY he would freak out.
But.. If what Alucard сказал(-а) about your legs is true.
Then.. Ты could of kept going.
Have some fuckin dignity Luke.
I mean. Least Jan died with 'some' dignity, he accepted that he was gonna die. While Luke didn't.

Anyway.
Now for the episode itself..

What I found most interesting.
Is that the ghouls aren't just ANY ghouls (you have to watch it).

The entire episode is made of one of the best battles I ever saw in a animate.
It brings anouther reason I Любовь watching Jan.
I Любовь how he gives himself instructions while skillfully killing soldiers.
Seeing Luke fight. Was also just as enjoyable.

Same with Walter. Even if just using somekind of string.
Still epic..

Anyway.
Don't think I have anything else worth talking about.
Jan? Anything to add.

JAN: Yeah! Ты can take this review! And suck it up your as-

(shoves him away) okay. okay, whatever..

Anyway. Till Далее time :)

But before I go.
Dose anybody else notice they say Stars Wars at the end?

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EPISODE 3:
Evening y'all..
I completely forgotten I was reviewing this show, Ты can thank Nick (Windwaker) for the reminder that I was doing so.

Fanpop isn't the only places I make reviews for.
I am a member of Rotten Tomtoes and probably a few other places.
So I am always reviewing shit.
And so Ты can understand why it's hard for me to remember EVERYTHING I make reviews towards.
As there's Alpha & Omega Фан fictions, My Little пони Фан fictions, Happy дерево Друзья Фан fictions, Eminem's THE SLIM SHADY Показать is reviewed on my Youtube page.

Anyway.
Here I go, reviewing episode 3.
Due to the style of battles, this sort of feels like I'm reviewing 300/Rise of an Empire.
Witch I HAVE done before.
My exact words being..

"I don't care what anyone else says.. In many ways, this is better then the original. Witch is truelly saying something. Since I was always so friggin obsessed with the original..
It explains еще about Xerxies.
And Sullivan is almost even еще badass then Butler was.
Not to mention, the battles and as graphic and Sparatacus styled as possible. Witch is good. Because that's what we CAME for".

Anyway.
I like the Begining, where it introduces the french guy.
It certainly explains the scene from Hellsing Abridged.
I keep forgetting how accurate those spoofs actually are to the videos.
Alucard really DID come there without anyone's approver, and keep calling them dogs, witch kind explains all the dog jokes in the abridged version of the scene.

My thoughts of Anderson are mostly positive, he did a good job.
But when he kept monologing on his long walk to Alucard I kept waiting for someone to cry out "JUST FUCKIN ATTACK HIM ALREADY!"

What else to say?

Not much.

I couldn't help but feel quite sorry for the swat team as they tired getting in the elevator.
They were so frightened. And Alucard is such a jerk sometimes.
Kinda like NEW Rick Grimes.
Rick is a bit of a dick now.. But still relatable, as it's for good reasons.

But Dandyman still should of used his abridged line
"You sure know how to make an enterance"

Anyway.
That ends my review.

Please leave comments. And await Epiode 4's review.

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EPISODE 4:
Sup?

This I actually such a AWESOME series.
I was too hard on the first episode, I'd have to rewatch it sometime.

But anyway.
As Ты can tell by the picture, I am really taking a likeness towards Anderson.
He is so cool to look at.

But I'm also starting to take likeness towards The Major.
He is such a deep character, and makes for an amazing villain.
Not to mention, he's a good villain, because he, what to me, defines TRUE evil.
The type of peron who only wants to see the world burn, there's no reasoning with him.

Though unfortantly, I am starting to have LESS enjoyment towards Alucard.
He may be on the good team, but quite frankly he is a cold hearted killer, and not much else.

Anyway.
As for episode itself.
I don't think I have much to say this time.
I was differently enjoyable, that much I can say.
So, yeah.
4 stars.

Please await the Далее episode review.
I believe there are 13 to the first season.
And thst's probably the only one I'll watch.

Anyway.
Sorry for the shortness of this review.

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EPISODE 5:
Well.
Yet anouther episode that I don't have much to say about it.

First off.
What the fuck was up with that intro.

We didn't see Alucard.
And having seen the ending bonus scenes, apparently its gonna be like that for a few other episodes as well.
As much as I HATE Alucard it's still gonna be weird not seeing him, but it probably is only for a short amount of time.

If your wondering about my thoughts of Penwood's death.
I don't have too much.
We don't know about him.
But still he died with honor, and I still solute to him.

Like all other Hellsing episodes I saw so, the battles are awesome, so no complaints there.
Though it's weird how they have to read from Книги before they attack, and how major takes 2 hours just to eat one bite.
But whatever, it's not like I never seen it happen before..

It's also kinda cool to see the nazi soldiers talking.
I always thought they were no brainless ghouls.
But there clearly full on vampires, and they actually seem pretty intelligent, so I can't help but give them credit for that.

Oh well..
Till Далее time.

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EPISODE 6:
As usual.
I don't have much to say..

It's been while since I watch this show, but the episode was good.

Like most media's.
Most times I just watch this Показать for the violence.

And when Ты know it's Japenesse, Ты KNOW your get nothing but blood covered pleasure. If I was a sadist I probably would get a boner from such intense battles.

But anyway.

At first I was a bit mad when they blew down the zeppelin, thought it meant their will be no epic fight against the crazy nazi bitch.
But.. I was proven wrong, she and her men servived.
And apparently she can make illusions to have herself bigger (yeah, cause that's "totally" playing fair)..

But at wheat I didn't see too many of Pip's men die.
I hate seeing army men die in shows like this.
I made episode 2 really hard to watch in that way.
All those poor army men.

Well anyway.
That's all I got.

Let's await episode 7.
And see what the crazy nazi сука has in store..

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EPISODE 7:
Wow..

Thats all I can say.
Wow..

I'm glad the Nazi сука died so horribly, she was really starting to piss me off. All she dose is fuck with peope's minds, instead of fighting fairly.

And as much I can't say I'm a Фан of Sara's.
I mean, she's a good character, but there's just something bout her I don't like..
But obviously that didn't make it any easier to hear her suffering, so. Yeah.. It's one thing I hate worse then seeing army men die, it's seeing attractive woman being tortured.l

But anyway.
Let's Переместить on the слон of the room.
Pip's death.. THAT слон in the room.

And as sad depressing as it was, I can't say it came as a complete serprise to me.
I read certain spoilers once, so I also am aware that Anderson dies, nd Walter backstabs them, so.. I'm aware of that.
So.. Yeah.

Still though, Pip has earned his rest, so. We can think of it that way..

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EPISODE 8:
Well.
We are almost done..

I can't say I really approved of Maxwell betraying everyone, but I came to accept it, considering we don't know all that much about him.
But he had a badass laugh moment, so that's a plus..
And, karma reached him, as it dose all Hellsing villains, или well.. All villains in general.

Anyway.
Even though I don't always like him, it's good to see Alucard again. It's just, not the same without him.
Like South park without Kenny, and Family guy without Brain.

As I сказал(-а) before, I can't say I was serprised by Waltor joining them.
I was told that it was gonna appen, so was just waiting for it.

There was one thing I didn't really get though, Major pretending to be a meister..
Well. I DO get it actually,
But didn't hear any gun shots или screas, или explosions. And I'm pretty that was meant to the point, he's meistering the war sounds.. But I never heard any, unless it was being outnoised by the Музыка of the episode (may it was the Музыка itself he was meistering.. Who fuckin knows anymore)..

Anyway.
Anderson is still my Избранное character.

He's not a good guy character.

But he's not completely a villain either.

He's just a guy who Просмотры Вампиры as the enemy.
The type of character that any other vampire themed as the protagonist.
He stands for the church.
And considering I'm Christian myself, I hold respect for that.

Though, I actually agreed with Alucard at the end.
He turned himself into a "thing".
That isn't very honorable when Ты think about it..

Anyway.

Till Далее time..
;D

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EPISODE 9 and 10:
Well..

We're finally done this show.

All in all.
I give it 8/10..

POSSITIVES:
* Satisfying battles
* Often unpredictable
* Has lots of "deep" means behind it..

NEGATIVES:
* Bizzare Japenesse comedy scenes, that makes them look like some sort of comic book..
* strange Oprah Музыка at times
* Alexander betrayed his own humanity, and Остаться в живых my respect
* It's downright confusing sometimes
* It often feels longer than it is..

Anyway..

I don't really have anything to say about the episodes themselves.

Thir defiantly intense.

Though, I guess I have something to say about Major's death.

I have to admit.
I actually kinda like the Major.

He's what I call a "true villain".
He dose evil, for the sake of doing evil.
But yet he still somehow manages to die in honor.

That's the perfect villain, in my eyes.

A villain who dosen't fear death.
But embraces, it.
Smiles at it..

And, he shall strangely be in my thoughts.

Anyway.

Please leave comments..
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Dash and Gerry are seen doing one of there many missions together, this time gunning there way though a small house, looking for the Albanian thug that was shown being hidden inside Gerry's freezer.

Dash shown with her combat shotgun, Gerry shown with an AP Pistol.

However, after clearing the house, the сказал(-а) thug sneak of over, and grabbed Gerry hostage, pointing Gerry's AP Pistol and Dash and Gerry both, threatening them both.

"Okay" Dash said, dropping her shotgun and putting her hands up, but not facing him, she was facing the wrong way.

"Good.. Now slowly turn!" The goon ordered.

ALright, alright"...
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first день of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first день of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Mean Equestria Girls...
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According to Cinema Snob this movie use to be called

"Rape and revenge"

Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?

This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.

Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.



You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. или the Twilight movies.

The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 минуты of the film's runtime.

Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 минуты watching some poor woman getting assaulted by hillbillies simply cause she has tits...
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Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There Ты are Ты little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. Ты know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did Ты just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it Ты two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see Ты again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

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Episode 48

Escape

August 6, 1955

Pete was signing papers in his office, when Metal Gloss knocked on the door.

Pete: Come in.
Metal Gloss: *Enters office*
Pete: Hello Metal Gloss. What can I do for you?
Metal Gloss: A very good friend of mine is getting out of jail after ten years,...
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 47

Gordon, Coffee Crème, And The пицца Train

August 1, 1955

Percy was on vacation, and Orion was taking over for him.

Orion: *Hitting spikes into rails* Why does Pete need me to help you? You're perfect on your own.
Jeff: Actually, repairing track is very difficult on...
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I know I did this kinda Список before.. But it's mostly a new take.. Orginally this featured Windwaker, but he had no ideas.. So I had my friend Sarah.. AKA.. xXBalorBabeXx, from my Fanfiction.net account..

Mine has Обои so your know the difference..




#10: LORD FRIEZA

I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to Youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
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#6: HE CAN'T DIE:


Some of his еще serious sides reveal how much this "sucks". I saw one comic фото of Wade shooting himself for no apparent reason. And another where he is actually complaining that the villain couldn't kill him..



#5: There was this time that he ran into the Ghost Rider, and he slapped DP with his whole...
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Well..
Actually it's еще of "yelling", then full on screamo..
May not sound like a difference. But trust me, it is..

#10: Andrew WK:
Not much to say. Your have to see yourself.

9 #Billy Talent:
Not much to say.

#8: Bon Jovi:
It may not sound like yelling to somepeople, but trust me, it often is..

#7: Linkin Park:
Most of the yelling is the famish chorus's.
That's what most these bands have in common.

#6: Avenged Sevenfold:
Who dosen't Любовь hearing Matt Shadows.

#5: SlipKnot:
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#4: Three Days Grace:
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I grew up with them.

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