#1:
Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are Ты a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were Ты calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. Ты were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.
#2:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil and chaos. I have been fucking shit up for as long as I could remember.. Civilizations.. People.. At one point I was a dragon.. And then my spirit was locked inside this mask. Witch my followers use a hexing rituals.
Link: Wait.. Wait.. Ты were a fucking dragon?
Majora: Look, look.. I was going though a faze alright.. Was rebelling against my dad.. It's a god thing.
#3:
Majora: I was having such a great day!.. Had a new host.. Was hoping to ride a moon into a village like I ALWAYS wanted too!
#4:
Link: We need to get mask from that guy.
Majora: (approaches the guy) (demonic voice, and scary Музыка in background) Reveal to me, the location of the mask! или I shall unleash aparn this world my MOON!.. And bath this world in a rain of fire!.. Incinerating the flesh from your every bo-
Link: Majora.. Majora.. What are Ты doing. Stop.
Majora: I was talking to him.
Link: No. This, wait now, is talking.. Ты can't just threaten it out of him.
Majora: Why not!?
Link: Well, for one thing, the guy just died of a сердце attack.
#5:
Link: Look.. Be a GOOD little bitch,. And go set people on fire.
Majora: It's too funny.. Ты STILL think Ты can boss me around, despite not having your weapons.. The truth is.. I am a condesending, evil, dick.. But I KNOW I am a condesending, evil, dick.. Ты ALSO, act like a condesending, evil, dick.. But Ты do it with a fucking attitude! As if the attitude alone is enough to save you.. But without your sword wait now, your weak.. AND IT'S HILARIOUS!
#6:
Link: The only reason Ты saved me.. And pretending to care about my problems.. Is cause your scared of me
Fairy: Yes Link.. That is why I carried Ты out of harms way when Ты were passed out drunk. And was here waiting for Ты to wake up.. Seriously!.. If I was so "scared".. I wouldn't of saved you.. I would of slit your fucking throat as Ты slept.
#7:
Majora: (voice) WHAT DO Ты MEAN HE WAS UPSTAIRS FOR HOURS!?
Man: (voice) Y -You asked if I seen him. And I сказал(-а) where I he was.
Majora: (voice) Yes! And your information was most helpful. But STILL I am pissed off!
Man: (voice) FIRE!.. THERE'S огонь EVERYWHERE!.. OH GOD! IT BURNS!!
#8:
Link: I'm still gonna fucking kill Ты though
#9:
Link: (tries fighting an adult for information, but gets beat up himself). What!?
Majora: Well, Ты ARE a kid.. And he an adult.
Link: I guess it's been a while sense...
Majora: Sense Ты didn't have a sword?
Link: .. Yeah
Majora: Well.. Who is left who can possibly interrogate?
(soon after)
Link: (beating up a 5 год old for the same information).
Majora: Ты feel BIG Link?
#10:
Cremia: (revealing disturbing information about how she killed her mother after having a incest with her brother... Fucked a dog and black man... And has a fetish about being raped by the major of clocktown).., Well.. Thanks for listening.. Here's the mask.
Link: (horrified) ... I didn't ask for any of that.
(later).
Majora: Ты have the masked.
Link: (still horrified),.. Yes.. W -Wait here.
Majora: What happened? Ты look... off.
Link: We're going to the bar.
Majora: What?
Link: I сказал(-а) we're going to the bar.
Majora: Why do we need to-
Link: BAR! NOW!
Link: Hey.. Wanna get high Majora? *shows joint*
Majora: I.. I can't
Link: Why?.. Are Ты a wussy?
Majora: *getting annoyed* No, I mean I LITERARY can't!
Link: Wussy!
Majora: *angrily* No, I mean I don't have a fucking blood stream!
Link: I know.
Majora: Than why were Ты calling me a wussy!?
Link: Cause.. Your just so easy to anger, it's hilarious.
Majora: *angrily* I am NOT easy to anger! How dare yo-... *calms down* I mean..
Link: *sarcastically* No, no, keep going.. Ты were doing a GREAT job of proving me wrong.
#2:
Link: What's your story?
Majora:Well, there's much to say.. I'm a god of evil and chaos. I have been fucking shit up for as long as I could remember.. Civilizations.. People.. At one point I was a dragon.. And then my spirit was locked inside this mask. Witch my followers use a hexing rituals.
Link: Wait.. Wait.. Ты were a fucking dragon?
Majora: Look, look.. I was going though a faze alright.. Was rebelling against my dad.. It's a god thing.
#3:
Majora: I was having such a great day!.. Had a new host.. Was hoping to ride a moon into a village like I ALWAYS wanted too!
#4:
Link: We need to get mask from that guy.
Majora: (approaches the guy) (demonic voice, and scary Музыка in background) Reveal to me, the location of the mask! или I shall unleash aparn this world my MOON!.. And bath this world in a rain of fire!.. Incinerating the flesh from your every bo-
Link: Majora.. Majora.. What are Ты doing. Stop.
Majora: I was talking to him.
Link: No. This, wait now, is talking.. Ты can't just threaten it out of him.
Majora: Why not!?
Link: Well, for one thing, the guy just died of a сердце attack.
#5:
Link: Look.. Be a GOOD little bitch,. And go set people on fire.
Majora: It's too funny.. Ты STILL think Ты can boss me around, despite not having your weapons.. The truth is.. I am a condesending, evil, dick.. But I KNOW I am a condesending, evil, dick.. Ты ALSO, act like a condesending, evil, dick.. But Ты do it with a fucking attitude! As if the attitude alone is enough to save you.. But without your sword wait now, your weak.. AND IT'S HILARIOUS!
#6:
Link: The only reason Ты saved me.. And pretending to care about my problems.. Is cause your scared of me
Fairy: Yes Link.. That is why I carried Ты out of harms way when Ты were passed out drunk. And was here waiting for Ты to wake up.. Seriously!.. If I was so "scared".. I wouldn't of saved you.. I would of slit your fucking throat as Ты slept.
#7:
Majora: (voice) WHAT DO Ты MEAN HE WAS UPSTAIRS FOR HOURS!?
Man: (voice) Y -You asked if I seen him. And I сказал(-а) where I he was.
Majora: (voice) Yes! And your information was most helpful. But STILL I am pissed off!
Man: (voice) FIRE!.. THERE'S огонь EVERYWHERE!.. OH GOD! IT BURNS!!
#8:
Link: I'm still gonna fucking kill Ты though
#9:
Link: (tries fighting an adult for information, but gets beat up himself). What!?
Majora: Well, Ты ARE a kid.. And he an adult.
Link: I guess it's been a while sense...
Majora: Sense Ты didn't have a sword?
Link: .. Yeah
Majora: Well.. Who is left who can possibly interrogate?
(soon after)
Link: (beating up a 5 год old for the same information).
Majora: Ты feel BIG Link?
#10:
Cremia: (revealing disturbing information about how she killed her mother after having a incest with her brother... Fucked a dog and black man... And has a fetish about being raped by the major of clocktown).., Well.. Thanks for listening.. Here's the mask.
Link: (horrified) ... I didn't ask for any of that.
(later).
Majora: Ты have the masked.
Link: (still horrified),.. Yes.. W -Wait here.
Majora: What happened? Ты look... off.
Link: We're going to the bar.
Majora: What?
Link: I сказал(-а) we're going to the bar.
Majora: Why do we need to-
Link: BAR! NOW!
#1: SMOSH DISERVES A секунда CHANCE:
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his секунда chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.
#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..
#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..
#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..
#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
Everyone dose terrible their first movie.
Jimmy Tatro was in Grown Ups 2 (awful movie). But he got his секунда chance in 22 jump Street. And was an actual “character”. Not just somebody filling the background.
Smosh is actually very talented. And I don’t actually blame them for being bad in that movie. It’s not THEM who were bad. It’s the MOVIE that was bad.
Maybe being voice actors would actually work better for them.
I never actually SEEN the smosh movie.
But from what I hear. Anthony wasn’t really comfortable on the big screen.
I actually wish Smosh the best.. Not joking.
#2: IT HAS JASON SUDEIKIS:
This dude is awesome.
If he brings his "A-Game".
The movie might be "watchable"..
#3: IT HAS KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY:
(Same as number 2's description)..
#4: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE GAME:
It's kinda fun..
#5: IT ACTUALLY HAS FAIRLY GOOD REVIEWS:
A high of 63% on Rotten Tomatoes..
#1:
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..
#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..
#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..
#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..
#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..
#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..
#7:
I originally watched my little пони as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..
#8:
The first person I EVER met on Fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda Остаться в живых touch..
#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).
#10:
I found KoRn by ACCIDENT..
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..
#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..
#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..
#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..
#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..
#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..
#7:
I originally watched my little пони as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..
#8:
The first person I EVER met on Fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda Остаться в живых touch..
#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).
#10:
I found KoRn by ACCIDENT..
I originally left Alpha and Omega Фан fiction.
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
But..
What do Ты know.
My little пони brought me WAIT back into it.
The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little пони ain't no fuckin better here.
And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.
But, hey.. Ты get use to things I guess.
Only place that seems безопасно, сейф is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
But..
What do Ты know.
My little пони brought me WAIT back into it.
The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little пони ain't no fuckin better here.
And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.
But, hey.. Ты get use to things I guess.
Only place that seems безопасно, сейф is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..