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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 24
Orion
May 17, 1953
Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.
Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion.
Orion: No problem. Now, to head over to that train station, and get a passenger train back to Cheyenne.
Dock Worker: Uh, actually, your boss just called. He сказал(-а) Ты have to stay here for the night.
Orion: What? B-b-but, I always drive the passenger train from here to Cheyenne. Why doesn't he want me to do that?
Dock Worker: I don't know, call him.
Orion: No, I have a better idea. I am going to do something terrible, and my boss will have to огонь me!
Dock Worker: If Ты don't want to work for him, why don't Ты just quit?
Orion: I can't do that. It would make things obvious, and Pete would try to kill me. However, if I get fired, he won't kill me.
Dock Worker: Jeez. Ты railroad workers *Walks away*
In Cheyenne
Pete: Gordon, I have to go deal with something down in Silver City.
Gordon: Whoa. They have an entire city made of silver?
Pete: No, that's just the name of the city. It's in New Mexico.
Gordon: Oh. So, why are Ты telling me this?
Pete: You're in charge.
Gordon: Me? This is awesome! I'm going to do the greatest things this railroad ever witnessed.
Pete: Yep. Just do what it says on this paper *Gives Gordon paper*
Gordon: *Reading paper* Ты got it.
Pete: Don't fuck anything up, или you'll get suspended from work for three months.
Gordon: Okay, I get it. Ты want me to be responsible for once.
Pete: Okay. I just want to make sure *Leaves office* God, why does Gordon have to be the secondary in command?
After Pete left, Gordon decided to make a phone call.
Gordon: *Waiting for operator to pick up*
Operator: Operator?
Gordon: This is the Cheyenne train station, for the Union Pacific. We'd like a стол письменный, стол for one of our offices.
Operator: Who would Ты like to speak to?
Gordon: Иисус christ, get me the fucking таблица company, или whatever the fuck that place is where they sell desks.
Operator: One moment sir. *Connecting call to стол письменный, стол servicing*
стол письменный, стол seller: Hello, this is стол письменный, стол servicing. How may I help you?
Gordon: Get me a стол письменный, стол made out of oak wood to the Cheyenne train station immediately.
стол письменный, стол seller: How would Ты like the стол письменный, стол delivered?
Gordon: By train.
стол письменный, стол seller: Ты got it. We'll have the стол письменный, стол loaded onto one of your trains.
Gordon: Thank you. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *Arrives* How are things going?
Gordon: None of your business, go away.
Hawkeye: Ты haven't done one thing that Pete told Ты to do yet. Haven't you?
Gordon: Nope. Get out.
Hawkeye: Alright, but Pete isn't going to be happy to hear about this. *Leaves office*
Ten минуты later
Orion: *Lands at trainyard*
Percy: Whoa! Orion, where did Ты come from?
Orion: San Diego.
Percy: How did Ты get here so fast?
Orion: I flew at high altitudes. Where's Pete?
Percy: He went down to Silver City.
Orion: There's a city made entirely out of silver? Where?
Percy: *Facehoof* Silver City New Mexico.
Orion: Oh. If Pete's not here, who's in charge?
Percy: If I tell you, will Ты promise not to freak out?
Orion: I bet Ты it's Hawkeye.
Percy: No, it's Gordon.
Orion: Now I really want to get fired. *Going to office*
Metal Gloss: *Blowing horn on train*
Orion: *Runs onto platform at station*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Orion: Why is there a freight car on your passenger train?
Metal Gloss: Why don't Ты open the door, and find out?
Orion: *Opens door to freight car* It's a desk. What's this doing here?
Metal Gloss: According to the ponies Загрузка it into the car, they сказал(-а) it was for Gordon.
Orion: Oh no. *Runs to office*
Metal Gloss: Hey! Who's going to help me get this thing out of here?
Orion: *Arrives at office*
Gordon: *On phone* Okay president Eisenhower, anything Ты say.
Orion: Gordon-
Gordon: Yeah, yeah. I'll call Ты back in forty minutes, and Ты can send someponies down here, and take them all.
Eisenhower: Good. We could use some еще of those.
Gordon: Alrighty then Mr. President. Goodbye *Hangs up* What is it?
Orion: A стол письменный, стол for Ты has arrived.
Gordon: Ah, good *runs to platform*
Metal Gloss: *Gets стол письменный, стол out of freight car*
Gordon: Get away from that, Ты don't know what you're doing!
Metal Gloss: *Gets away from table*
Gordon: *Examining table* You're lucky this didn't get damaged!
Metal Gloss: *Runs away*
Gordon: Now Orion, help me get this стол письменный, стол into my office, или you're fired.
Orion: Ты want to огонь me if I don't help with the desk?
Gordon: Yeah, Ты got a problem with that?
Orion: No, no, I want to be fired.
Gordon: Well tough shit. I won't give Ты the satisfaction.
Orion: *Groaning*
After three минуты of arguing, and moving a таблица
Gordon & Orion: *Gently place стол письменный, стол in office*
Gordon: Thank Ты for your assistance.
Orion: Yeah, sure *Walks away*
Percy: *Arrives* So this is the стол письменный, стол Ты ordered.
Gordon: That's right. I bet Ты don't know what kind of wood this is.
Percy: It's oak.
Gordon: Nope. It's oak.
Percy: *shrugs* Whatever *Leaves office*
Stylo was Далее to arrive in Cheyenne. He just finished bringing a freight from Chicagoat.
Stylo: *Going towards coupling*
Metal Gloss: Stylo.
Stylo: What is it?
Metal Gloss: It's Gordon. Pete left him in charge, and now he's bossing us around.
Stylo: Alright. Where's Pierce?
Hawkeye: *arrives* Say my name, and I'll appear.
Stylo: Okay. What are we going to do about Gordon?
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. We'll go into his office, and sell the desk. Then, he'll have nothing.
Stylo: If Ты say so. Let's do it. *Goes to station*
Hawkeye: *Following Stylo*
Inside the office
Gordon: *on phone* So, what do Ты think of St. Foalis so far?
Coffee Creme: It's good, but I've been here before.
Gordon: Ты have? When?
Coffee Creme: Remember when me, and Hawkeye had to go pick up a few engines from the Baltimare & Ohio?
Gordon: Oh yeah. Then he tricked me, and got me suspended from work!
Hawkeye: *Arrives with Stylo* Hello hello hello.
Gordon: What do Ты want?
Hawkeye: We just wanted to take a look around.
Coffee Creme: Who's there?
Gordon: *Checks clock* Uh, Coff, I'll be right back *Hangs up* Listen Ты two, I have to wait for a very important call from President Eisenhower.
Stylo: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing* You're pulling our leg.
Gordon: No I'm not! I'm making a deal with him to get rid of every steam locomotive we have here. Ты gotta take the call, while I use the bathroom. *Walks to bathroom*
Stylo: Alright. Now what do we do?
Hawkeye: Well, *Takes phone, and sits on desk* Let's get that call for him. Shall we?
Stylo: Yeah.
Hawkeye: *Calling the president*
Operator: Operator?
Hawkeye: What are Ты waiting for? Get me the President of the United States!
Operator: One moment sir.
Stylo: Hahahahaha!
Hawkeye: Gordon is going to go apeshit when he hears his deal goes off.
Stylo: If he made one of course.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah.
President: Hello?
Hawkeye: Hello, is this President Dwight D. Eisenhower?
President: Yeah. Who is this?
Hawkeye: Wha- Well don't Ты recognize my voice Ты numnut? This is Gordon Suite!
President: Oh yeah.
Hawkeye: Listen, the deal for those steam engines are off, Ты can find another railroad willing to give them to you-
Gordon: *Arrives* Ты got him, good! Now get off the desk, and give me my phone *Takes phone* Hello?
President: Yeah? I'm still here.
Gordon: Good. I'm so glad Ты took the time to call me back.
President: I called you?
Gordon: Yes, Ты сказал(-а) Ты would when Ты made up your mind about the deal.
President: Earlier Ты сказал(-а) Ты wouldn't give those steam locomotives to me.
Gordon: I did not.
Stylo: *Leaning on desk*
Gordon: Off the desk!
Stylo: *Gets off desk*
President: Look, Mr. Suite, whatever you're trying to do, it's not working. Goodbye *Hangs up*
Gordon: I can't believe that happened.
Hawkeye: Well it could've gone worse.
Gordon: How?
Stylo: Like this *Smashes desk*
Gordon: MY DESK!!
Hawkeye: Oh, that was your's? I'm sorry.
Gordon: Pierce! How could you?!
Stylo: What are Ты blaming him for? I'm the one that broke the desk.
Gordon: Get out, both of you!!
Далее day, Pete returned
Percy: Sir, you're back.
Pete: Yep, and I'm proud to be back.
Percy: Good.
Gordon: Sir, I need your help!
Pete: Oh boy. What is it now?
Gordon: I bought a desk, and Stylo smashed it!
Pete: So?
Gordon: So?! It was my desk, and they destroyed it!
Pete: I don't care, as long as they didn't break anything that belongs to me.
Gordon: Like this? *Breaks window*
Pete: Suspension, three months, leave!
Gordon: Aw! *Leaves*
The End
On the Далее episode of Ponies On The Rails
Orion continues to try, and get fired.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 24
Orion
May 17, 1953
Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.
Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion.
Orion: No problem. Now, to head over to that train station, and get a passenger train back to Cheyenne.
Dock Worker: Uh, actually, your boss just called. He сказал(-а) Ты have to stay here for the night.
Orion: What? B-b-but, I always drive the passenger train from here to Cheyenne. Why doesn't he want me to do that?
Dock Worker: I don't know, call him.
Orion: No, I have a better idea. I am going to do something terrible, and my boss will have to огонь me!
Dock Worker: If Ты don't want to work for him, why don't Ты just quit?
Orion: I can't do that. It would make things obvious, and Pete would try to kill me. However, if I get fired, he won't kill me.
Dock Worker: Jeez. Ты railroad workers *Walks away*
In Cheyenne
Pete: Gordon, I have to go deal with something down in Silver City.
Gordon: Whoa. They have an entire city made of silver?
Pete: No, that's just the name of the city. It's in New Mexico.
Gordon: Oh. So, why are Ты telling me this?
Pete: You're in charge.
Gordon: Me? This is awesome! I'm going to do the greatest things this railroad ever witnessed.
Pete: Yep. Just do what it says on this paper *Gives Gordon paper*
Gordon: *Reading paper* Ты got it.
Pete: Don't fuck anything up, или you'll get suspended from work for three months.
Gordon: Okay, I get it. Ты want me to be responsible for once.
Pete: Okay. I just want to make sure *Leaves office* God, why does Gordon have to be the secondary in command?
After Pete left, Gordon decided to make a phone call.
Gordon: *Waiting for operator to pick up*
Operator: Operator?
Gordon: This is the Cheyenne train station, for the Union Pacific. We'd like a стол письменный, стол for one of our offices.
Operator: Who would Ты like to speak to?
Gordon: Иисус christ, get me the fucking таблица company, или whatever the fuck that place is where they sell desks.
Operator: One moment sir. *Connecting call to стол письменный, стол servicing*
стол письменный, стол seller: Hello, this is стол письменный, стол servicing. How may I help you?
Gordon: Get me a стол письменный, стол made out of oak wood to the Cheyenne train station immediately.
стол письменный, стол seller: How would Ты like the стол письменный, стол delivered?
Gordon: By train.
стол письменный, стол seller: Ты got it. We'll have the стол письменный, стол loaded onto one of your trains.
Gordon: Thank you. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *Arrives* How are things going?
Gordon: None of your business, go away.
Hawkeye: Ты haven't done one thing that Pete told Ты to do yet. Haven't you?
Gordon: Nope. Get out.
Hawkeye: Alright, but Pete isn't going to be happy to hear about this. *Leaves office*
Ten минуты later
Orion: *Lands at trainyard*
Percy: Whoa! Orion, where did Ты come from?
Orion: San Diego.
Percy: How did Ты get here so fast?
Orion: I flew at high altitudes. Where's Pete?
Percy: He went down to Silver City.
Orion: There's a city made entirely out of silver? Where?
Percy: *Facehoof* Silver City New Mexico.
Orion: Oh. If Pete's not here, who's in charge?
Percy: If I tell you, will Ты promise not to freak out?
Orion: I bet Ты it's Hawkeye.
Percy: No, it's Gordon.
Orion: Now I really want to get fired. *Going to office*
Metal Gloss: *Blowing horn on train*
Orion: *Runs onto platform at station*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train*
Orion: Why is there a freight car on your passenger train?
Metal Gloss: Why don't Ты open the door, and find out?
Orion: *Opens door to freight car* It's a desk. What's this doing here?
Metal Gloss: According to the ponies Загрузка it into the car, they сказал(-а) it was for Gordon.
Orion: Oh no. *Runs to office*
Metal Gloss: Hey! Who's going to help me get this thing out of here?
Orion: *Arrives at office*
Gordon: *On phone* Okay president Eisenhower, anything Ты say.
Orion: Gordon-
Gordon: Yeah, yeah. I'll call Ты back in forty minutes, and Ты can send someponies down here, and take them all.
Eisenhower: Good. We could use some еще of those.
Gordon: Alrighty then Mr. President. Goodbye *Hangs up* What is it?
Orion: A стол письменный, стол for Ты has arrived.
Gordon: Ah, good *runs to platform*
Metal Gloss: *Gets стол письменный, стол out of freight car*
Gordon: Get away from that, Ты don't know what you're doing!
Metal Gloss: *Gets away from table*
Gordon: *Examining table* You're lucky this didn't get damaged!
Metal Gloss: *Runs away*
Gordon: Now Orion, help me get this стол письменный, стол into my office, или you're fired.
Orion: Ты want to огонь me if I don't help with the desk?
Gordon: Yeah, Ты got a problem with that?
Orion: No, no, I want to be fired.
Gordon: Well tough shit. I won't give Ты the satisfaction.
Orion: *Groaning*
After three минуты of arguing, and moving a таблица
Gordon & Orion: *Gently place стол письменный, стол in office*
Gordon: Thank Ты for your assistance.
Orion: Yeah, sure *Walks away*
Percy: *Arrives* So this is the стол письменный, стол Ты ordered.
Gordon: That's right. I bet Ты don't know what kind of wood this is.
Percy: It's oak.
Gordon: Nope. It's oak.
Percy: *shrugs* Whatever *Leaves office*
Stylo was Далее to arrive in Cheyenne. He just finished bringing a freight from Chicagoat.
Stylo: *Going towards coupling*
Metal Gloss: Stylo.
Stylo: What is it?
Metal Gloss: It's Gordon. Pete left him in charge, and now he's bossing us around.
Stylo: Alright. Where's Pierce?
Hawkeye: *arrives* Say my name, and I'll appear.
Stylo: Okay. What are we going to do about Gordon?
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. We'll go into his office, and sell the desk. Then, he'll have nothing.
Stylo: If Ты say so. Let's do it. *Goes to station*
Hawkeye: *Following Stylo*
Inside the office
Gordon: *on phone* So, what do Ты think of St. Foalis so far?
Coffee Creme: It's good, but I've been here before.
Gordon: Ты have? When?
Coffee Creme: Remember when me, and Hawkeye had to go pick up a few engines from the Baltimare & Ohio?
Gordon: Oh yeah. Then he tricked me, and got me suspended from work!
Hawkeye: *Arrives with Stylo* Hello hello hello.
Gordon: What do Ты want?
Hawkeye: We just wanted to take a look around.
Coffee Creme: Who's there?
Gordon: *Checks clock* Uh, Coff, I'll be right back *Hangs up* Listen Ты two, I have to wait for a very important call from President Eisenhower.
Stylo: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing* You're pulling our leg.
Gordon: No I'm not! I'm making a deal with him to get rid of every steam locomotive we have here. Ты gotta take the call, while I use the bathroom. *Walks to bathroom*
Stylo: Alright. Now what do we do?
Hawkeye: Well, *Takes phone, and sits on desk* Let's get that call for him. Shall we?
Stylo: Yeah.
Hawkeye: *Calling the president*
Operator: Operator?
Hawkeye: What are Ты waiting for? Get me the President of the United States!
Operator: One moment sir.
Stylo: Hahahahaha!
Hawkeye: Gordon is going to go apeshit when he hears his deal goes off.
Stylo: If he made one of course.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah.
President: Hello?
Hawkeye: Hello, is this President Dwight D. Eisenhower?
President: Yeah. Who is this?
Hawkeye: Wha- Well don't Ты recognize my voice Ты numnut? This is Gordon Suite!
President: Oh yeah.
Hawkeye: Listen, the deal for those steam engines are off, Ты can find another railroad willing to give them to you-
Gordon: *Arrives* Ты got him, good! Now get off the desk, and give me my phone *Takes phone* Hello?
President: Yeah? I'm still here.
Gordon: Good. I'm so glad Ты took the time to call me back.
President: I called you?
Gordon: Yes, Ты сказал(-а) Ты would when Ты made up your mind about the deal.
President: Earlier Ты сказал(-а) Ты wouldn't give those steam locomotives to me.
Gordon: I did not.
Stylo: *Leaning on desk*
Gordon: Off the desk!
Stylo: *Gets off desk*
President: Look, Mr. Suite, whatever you're trying to do, it's not working. Goodbye *Hangs up*
Gordon: I can't believe that happened.
Hawkeye: Well it could've gone worse.
Gordon: How?
Stylo: Like this *Smashes desk*
Gordon: MY DESK!!
Hawkeye: Oh, that was your's? I'm sorry.
Gordon: Pierce! How could you?!
Stylo: What are Ты blaming him for? I'm the one that broke the desk.
Gordon: Get out, both of you!!
Далее day, Pete returned
Percy: Sir, you're back.
Pete: Yep, and I'm proud to be back.
Percy: Good.
Gordon: Sir, I need your help!
Pete: Oh boy. What is it now?
Gordon: I bought a desk, and Stylo smashed it!
Pete: So?
Gordon: So?! It was my desk, and they destroyed it!
Pete: I don't care, as long as they didn't break anything that belongs to me.
Gordon: Like this? *Breaks window*
Pete: Suspension, three months, leave!
Gordon: Aw! *Leaves*
The End
On the Далее episode of Ponies On The Rails
Orion continues to try, and get fired.
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Robotnik: Pingas!
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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Seanthehedgehog Presents
Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9
Discorded
Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes Ты is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.
We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.
Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the...
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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.
Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: *singing* Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up еще stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw Ты enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are Ты doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls...
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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side by side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now Ты understand why I left the fandom?
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Announcer: It's not something to look вперед to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.
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The song...
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Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a улица, уличный to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a пони get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the пони was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then...
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#1: PACKIE MCCREARY:
Here he is, the whole reason I started Письмо GTA stories in the first place. I just wanted to write something about Packie. But what I ended up creating instead is a still ongoing series with a huge cast of characters, and many different crossovers.. Packie almost always remains a important character. And his friendship with Dash Lucia, which also kick started the series, still remains as strong as ever.. Both of them still remain labeled...
