Help!

Well, I don't care for Шоколад at all, Since it really isn't all that good for you, so I don't eat it much unless someone offers it to me.
Anyways, Ты could take it, save the rappers like Ты are doing, then carry them out in your pockets when Ты go somewhere and throw them in some other trash bin located outside your house.

READ THIS AND IT MIGHT GIVE Ты AN IDEA!

My Parents don't want me getting fat so they say no snacks at night,but that dosn't stop me.At night when everyone's asleep I sneak downstairs which is hard for me cause the third step down stairs is skweaky and my Собаки color name tag makes a lot of noise,but I still got snacks.

One день I got so mad at my brother,he left somewhere and he tells me not to go to his room but that didn't stop me.Anyways I got so mad so I went to his room and shut the door I started growling and getting еще angry so I got his baseball bat and started hitting it around.It sorta broke in half cause the вверх part was still hanging.If my brother found out he'll kill me.(I'm not kidding he does not lie)I remembered it was trash день and the trash truck didn't come yet so I went downstairs to throw it away,but there was a problem.My parents were watch tv DOWNSTAIRS!I quietly went downstairs and hid the baseball bat behinde my back.I opened the door and ran to the trash can and ran back.They asked why I was outside and I made up something like I thought I saw my Друзья outside.When my brother got back he didn't notice a thing.

I stay in my laptop too long,my parents say I'll get sleepy in school,but that didn't stop me.One night I stayed up till 4:55 AM and I remebered that my parents wake up for work at 5:00.I herd them getting ready and I paniced.Then it hit me,I quickly turned off my lights,put my laptop under the bed,and pretended to go to sleep.I waited till I herd the car go away and wait a little more.When the close is clear I go back on my laptop and when I see the sun rise I turn my laptop off and go to sleep.

Topic:Chocolate
I'm eating one right now!Never mind.Anyways here are some tips.

-Tips-
1.After Ты eat Шоколад brush your teeth cause if your talking to your parents they can smell it.
2.If your room smells like Шоколад get a spray and spary your room till Ты can't smell it.
3.If Ты want chcolate put some in your pocket,NOT TOO MUCH или ELSE THEY NOTICE!and walk to the bathroom and quickly AND quietly eat your chocolate,and do tip number one.
4.Put some in your bookbag and eat it at lunch.
5.Box of rapers?In the middle of the night when everyone's asleep sneek and throw the rapers outside.
6.After eating chocolate,PLEASE wash your hands for no chcolate fingerprints.
7.(WARNING)You must tell the truth или demand to allow Шоколад cause this is a horrorble punishmant
8.On your birthday ask for a Шоколад cake,if they сказал(-а) no say "THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY AND WHAT GOES GOES!"If they get mad at Ты say "You don't want me to have Шоколад cause Ты hate it and Ты can't admit it"or"I bet Ты hide Шоколад and eat it and make sure I don't have any"
9.Get something your parents allow Ты to eat that Ты like and start craving it and when your parents say stop Ты say "Until Ты let me eat Шоколад cause no Шоколад is torcher!"



Hope this helps!